Re: 9/11 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:

> nemo wrote:
> > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:44a469e8$0$544$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> >
> >>Tim Bruening wrote:
> >>
> >>>nemo wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>>>news:4372B178.DCEA1C44@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>>>
> >>>>>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>On 28 Apr 2004 13:38:18 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> >>>>>><tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>She says she told Milt so?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Does she ever! You should hear what else she tells him. Why,

> >
> > if I
> >
> >>>>>>>>>wasn't pledged to secrecy I could give you all the juicy

> >
> > tidbits.
> >
> >>>>>>>>Imagine my dismay at not being privy to such details.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Don't worry. I'll never tell how "M" calls and asks what
> >>>>>>>turns guys on so, you know, they can...well I can't go into
> >>>>>>>detail. Evidently, those "Girls Gone ____" (I can't divulge
> >>>>>>>what here) tapes aren't doing the trick any more.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Hey, I'm over 50. Now a days when she asks me if I want to go
> >>>>>>upstairs and have sex I tell her to pick one or the other since I
> >>>>>>can't do both.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Get an elevator.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Ella Vader: Sister of Darth Vader.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Evader: Darth on the Internet.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Invader: Darth being sodemized.
> >>>>
> >>>>It's 'sodomised,' after the Sodomites from Biblical town of Sodom, most

> >
> > of
> >
> >>>>whose activities can now be seen on many binary newsgroups!
> >>>
> >>>They were fried not for engaging in homosexual activities, but for

> >
> > trying to
> >
> >>>rape two angels!
> >>>
> >>
> >>You'll not be warned again.
> >>--
> >>ah

> >
> >
> > Bisto!
> >
> > http://im.edirectory.co.uk/products/1995/i/rp01.jpg
> >
> >

> Touching upon the story of Lot in Sodom, the reason the Lord passed
> judgment on Sodom was the general sexual wickedness. When the men
> of Sodom pressed around Lot's house they believed the two angels to
> be ordinary men, and pleaded with Lot to turn the two out so that
> they might "know them". That wasn't the cause of Sodom's destruction,
> but more like the last straw. Sodom was already tagged and the two
> angels were there to warn Lot to get out, according to a deal made
> by Abraham that if there were any righteous men in Sodom the city
> should be saved. Finding only one righteous man, Lot, the Lord found
> it simpler to evacuate him and proceed. In Deuteronomy, the word
> "Sodomite" is already used to specifically mean a male homosexual.
> The world poofter consensus argues ignorantly the bible refers to
> ritual homosexuality and temple ho's, yet how does this explain the
> desire of the common men of Sodom and their desire to "know" the
> two men visiting Lot? Nothing "ritual" about that at all, more like
> death by Roo Roo.


Lot wasn't the only man God tried to save. Lot warned his sons in law
to
leave, but they thought he was joking.
 

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