Re: 9/6 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42A7FF60.569E7538@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:413BAF22.1BFBBE9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On 28 Apr 2004 13:38:18 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> > > > > <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >>>> She says she told Milt so?
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> Does she ever! You should hear what else she tells him. Why,
> if I
> > > > > >>> wasn't pledged to secrecy I could give you all the juicy
> tidbits.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>Imagine my dismay at not being privy to such details.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Don't worry. I'll never tell how "M" calls and asks what
> > > > > >turns guys on so, you know, they can...well I can't go into
> > > > > >detail. Evidently, those "Girls Gone ____" (I can't divulge
> > > > > >what here) tapes aren't doing the trick any more.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hey, I'm over 50. Now a days when she asks me if I want to go
> > > > > upstairs and have sex I tell her to pick one or the other since I
> > > > > can't do both.
> > > >
> > > > Get an elevator.
> > > >
> > > > Ella Vader: Sister of Darth Vader.
> > >
> > > Speech synthesiser that comes out with complete gibberish: Daft VODER.
> >
> > Elevator: Mountain top that rises and falls.
> >
> > Evador: Darth on the Internet.
> >
> > Darth Sidious was very insidious.
> >
> Innsidious: A beguiling and harmful roadhouse.

Darth Maul: A shopping center that sells Sith Lords.