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>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat,

>>>>>>> they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the fansite

>>>>>> and put your theory to them.

>>>>>

>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've known me,

>>>>> I've always been right about everything.

>>>>

>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>

>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>

>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

 

Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to a few

thousand possibilities.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat,

>>>>>>>> they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the

>>>>>>> fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've known

>>>>>> me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>

>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>

>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>

>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>

> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to a few

> thousand possibilities.

>

 

Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

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>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message news:...

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>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat,

>>>>>>>>> they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the fansite

>>>>>>>> and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've known

>>>>>>> me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>

>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>

>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>

>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to a few

>> thousand possibilities.

>>

>

> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

 

Yeah but draw what?

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>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message news:...

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>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat,

>>>>>>>>>> they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the

>>>>>>>>> fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've

>>>>>>>> known me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>

>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>

>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to a few

>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>

>>

>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>

> Yeah but draw what?

 

They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck, try it

for a few days

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>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message news:...

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>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat,

>>>>>>>>>>> they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the

>>>>>>>>>> fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've known

>>>>>>>>> me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>

>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to a few

>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>

>>>

>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>

>> Yeah but draw what?

>

> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck, try it

> for a few days

 

That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy boy with a

butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would happen.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be

>>>>>>>>>>>> fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder

>>>>>>>>>>>> really...

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the

>>>>>>>>>>> fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've

>>>>>>>>>> known me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>

>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to a few

>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>

>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>

>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck, try

>> it for a few days

>

> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy boy with

> a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would happen.

 

I thought you might. Har har har.

Someone needs.. I tell you what.

I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

 

so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat,

>>>>>>>>>>>>> they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder

>>>>>>>>>>>>> really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the

>>>>>>>>>>>> fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've

>>>>>>>>>>> known me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to a few

>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>

>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>

>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck, try it

>>> for a few days

>>

>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy boy with

>> a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would happen.

>

> I thought you might. Har har har.

> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>

>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>

> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

 

Those numbers were as shit as mine.

 

Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill up for grabs

and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd be just my luck.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the

>>>>>>>>>>>>> fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've

>>>>>>>>>>>> known me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to a few

>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>>

>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>

>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck, try

>>>> it for a few days

>>>

>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy boy

>>> with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would happen.

>>

>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>

>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>

>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>

> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>

> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill up for

> grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd be just my luck.

 

I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was really

pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5 million.

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>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:275l4a.npo.19.1@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've

>>>>>>>>>>>>> known me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to a

>>>>>>>> few

>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>

>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck, try

>>>>> it for a few days

>>>>

>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy boy

>>>> with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would happen.

>>>

>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>

>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>

>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>

>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>

>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill up for

>> grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd be just my luck.

>

> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was really

> pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5 million.

 

Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to retire but

there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've known me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to

>>>>>>>>> a few

>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck,

>>>>>> try it for a few days

>>>>>

>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy boy

>>>>> with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would happen.

>>>>

>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>

>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>

>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>

>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>

>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill up

>>> for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd be just

>>> my luck.

>>

>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was really

>> pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5 million.

>

> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to retire

> but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

 

Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new for

next week.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> known me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to a

>>>>>>>>>> few

>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck, try

>>>>>>> it for a few days

>>>>>>

>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy boy

>>>>>> with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would happen.

>>>>>

>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>

>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>

>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>

>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>

>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill up for

>>>> grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd be just my

>>>> luck.

>>>

>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was really

>>> pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5 million.

>>

>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to retire

>> but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>

> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new for next

> week.

 

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've known me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down

>>>>>>>>>>> to a few

>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck,

>>>>>>>> try it for a few days

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy

>>>>>>> boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would happen.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>

>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>

>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>

>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill up

>>>>> for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd be

>>>>> just my luck.

>>>>

>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was

>>>> really pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5 million.

>>>

>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to

>>> retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>>

>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new for

>> next week.

>

> Have you considered buying a ticket?

 

fuck off, I got 5 on friday

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've known me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down to

>>>>>>>>>>>> a few

>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck,

>>>>>>>>> try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy boy

>>>>>>>> with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would happen.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill up

>>>>>> for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd be just

>>>>>> my luck.

>>>>>

>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was really

>>>>> pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5 million.

>>>>

>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to retire

>>>> but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>>>

>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new for

>>> next week.

>>

>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>

> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

 

Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they be fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> email the fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've known me, I've always been right about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down

>>>>>>>>>>>>> to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good

>>>>>>>>>> luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy

>>>>>>>>> boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would

>>>>>>>>> happen.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill

>>>>>>> up for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd

>>>>>>> be just my luck.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was

>>>>>> really pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5 million.

>>>>>

>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to

>>>>> retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>>>>

>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new for

>>>> next week.

>>>

>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>

>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>

> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

 

I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't like the

letdown on sat morning.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've known me, I've always been right about

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good luck,

>>>>>>>>>>> try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy

>>>>>>>>>> boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would

>>>>>>>>>> happen.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill up

>>>>>>>> for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd be

>>>>>>>> just my luck.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was

>>>>>>> really pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5

>>>>>>> million.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to

>>>>>> retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>>>>>

>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new for

>>>>> next week.

>>>>

>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>

>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>

>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>

> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't like the

> letdown on sat morning.

 

I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers each week.

They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message news:...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:2785uq.jso.17.9@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:275l4a.npo.19.1@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they be fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> email the fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've known me, I've always been right about

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good

>>>>>>>>>>>> luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a

>>>>>>>>>>> nancy boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that

>>>>>>>>>>> would happen.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill

>>>>>>>>> up for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd

>>>>>>>>> be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was

>>>>>>>> really pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5

>>>>>>>> million.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to

>>>>>>> retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new

>>>>>> for next week.

>>>>>

>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>

>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>

>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>

>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't like the

>> letdown on sat morning.

>

> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers each

> week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

 

Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by exactly one

half.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message news:...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they be fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> email the fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've known me, I've always been right about

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed down

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good

>>>>>>>>>>>>> luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a nancy

>>>>>>>>>>>> boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that would

>>>>>>>>>>>> happen.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill

>>>>>>>>>> up for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd

>>>>>>>>>> be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was

>>>>>>>>> really pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5

>>>>>>>>> million.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to

>>>>>>>> retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new for

>>>>>>> next week.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>>

>>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>>

>>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>>

>>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't like the

>>> letdown on sat morning.

>>

>> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers each

>> week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

>

> Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by exactly one

> half.

 

It's cut my winning chances by one whole so far... :(

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they be fat, they'll be fucking old too.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> email the fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years you've known me, I've always been right

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a

>>>>>>>>>>>>> nancy boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that

>>>>>>>>>>>>> would happen.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted.

>>>>>>>>>>> ?100mill up for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill

>>>>>>>>>>> each. That'd be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I

>>>>>>>>>> was really pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won

>>>>>>>>>> 5 million.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to

>>>>>>>>> retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new

>>>>>>>> for next week.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>>>

>>>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>>>

>>>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't like

>>>> the letdown on sat morning.

>>>

>>> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers

>>> each week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

>>

>> Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by exactly

>> one half.

>

> It's cut my winning chances by one whole so far... :(

 

you should use totally improbable sequencies like 5 6 7 8 9 10

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they be fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> email the fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've known me, I've always been right about

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nancy boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would happen.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted. ?100mill

>>>>>>>>>>>> up for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill each. That'd

>>>>>>>>>>>> be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I was

>>>>>>>>>>> really pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won 5

>>>>>>>>>>> million.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to

>>>>>>>>>> retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new

>>>>>>>>> for next week.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>>>>

>>>>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't like the

>>>>> letdown on sat morning.

>>>>

>>>> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers each

>>>> week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

>>>

>>> Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by exactly one

>>> half.

>>

>> It's cut my winning chances by one whole so far... :(

>

> you should use totally improbable sequencies like 5 6 7 8 9 10

 

yeah but there's a reason numbers like that are improbable...

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will they be fat, they'll be fucking old too.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll email the fansite and put your theory to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years you've known me, I've always been right

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> narrowed down to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> good luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nancy boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that would happen.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?100mill up for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill

>>>>>>>>>>>>> each. That'd be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I

>>>>>>>>>>>> was really pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't

>>>>>>>>>>>> won 5 million.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want

>>>>>>>>>>> to retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something

>>>>>>>>>> new for next week.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't like

>>>>>> the letdown on sat morning.

>>>>>

>>>>> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers

>>>>> each week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

>>>>

>>>> Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by exactly

>>>> one half.

>>>

>>> It's cut my winning chances by one whole so far... :(

>>

>> you should use totally improbable sequencies like 5 6 7 8 9 10

>

> yeah but there's a reason numbers like that are improbable...

 

yeah, because i've picked them.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they be fat, they'll be fucking old too.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> email the fansite and put your theory to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years you've known me, I've always been right

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it narrowed

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you good

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nancy boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew that

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would happen.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?100mill up for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> each. That'd be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I

>>>>>>>>>>>>> was really pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't won

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5 million.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want to

>>>>>>>>>>>> retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!! BASTARD!!

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something new

>>>>>>>>>>> for next week.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't like

>>>>>>> the letdown on sat morning.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers

>>>>>> each week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

>>>>>

>>>>> Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by exactly

>>>>> one half.

>>>>

>>>> It's cut my winning chances by one whole so far... :(

>>>

>>> you should use totally improbable sequencies like 5 6 7 8 9 10

>>

>> yeah but there's a reason numbers like that are improbable...

>

> yeah, because i've picked them.

 

So that makes 'em doubly improbable. It's bad enough the odds are 14million

to 1 without you doubling the fuckers.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will they be fat, they'll be fucking old

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> too. There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll email the fansite and put your theory to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years you've known me, I've always been right

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> narrowed down to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> good luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a nancy boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew that would happen.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?100mill up for grabs and 16 winners only getting

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?7.5mill each. That'd be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was really pissed off today when I found out that I

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hadn't won 5 million.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I

>>>>>>>>>>>>> want to retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> BASTARD!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something

>>>>>>>>>>>> new for next week.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't

>>>>>>>> like the letdown on sat morning.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers

>>>>>>> each week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by

>>>>>> exactly one half.

>>>>>

>>>>> It's cut my winning chances by one whole so far... :(

>>>>

>>>> you should use totally improbable sequencies like 5 6 7 8 9 10

>>>

>>> yeah but there's a reason numbers like that are improbable...

>>

>> yeah, because i've picked them.

>

> So that makes 'em doubly improbable. It's bad enough the odds are

> 14million to 1 without you doubling the fuckers.

 

I dreamt the lottery numbers once, but then forgot the fuckers when I

woke up.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will they be fat, they'll be fucking old

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> too. There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll email the fansite and put your theory to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years you've known me, I've always been right

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> narrowed down to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> good luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a nancy boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew that would happen.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?100mill up for grabs and 16 winners only getting

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?7.5mill each. That'd be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was really pissed off today when I found out that I

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hadn't won 5 million.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> want to retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BASTARD!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something

>>>>>>>>>>>>> new for next week.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't

>>>>>>>>> like the letdown on sat morning.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers

>>>>>>>> each week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by

>>>>>>> exactly one half.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> It's cut my winning chances by one whole so far... :(

>>>>>

>>>>> you should use totally improbable sequencies like 5 6 7 8 9 10

>>>>

>>>> yeah but there's a reason numbers like that are improbable...

>>>

>>> yeah, because i've picked them.

>>

>> So that makes 'em doubly improbable. It's bad enough the odds are

>> 14million to 1 without you doubling the fuckers.

>

>I dreamt the lottery numbers once, but then forgot the fuckers when I

>woke up.

 

Thought you never done drugs?

 

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will they be fat, they'll be fucking old too.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll email the fansite and put your theory to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years you've known me, I've always been right

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> narrowed down to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your own

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> good luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being a

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nancy boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you knew

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that would happen.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?100mill up for grabs and 16 winners only getting ?7.5mill

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> each. That'd be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but I

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was really pissed off today when I found out that I hadn't

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> won 5 million.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I want

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BASTARD!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something

>>>>>>>>>>>>> new for next week.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't like

>>>>>>>>> the letdown on sat morning.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers

>>>>>>>> each week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by exactly

>>>>>>> one half.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> It's cut my winning chances by one whole so far... :(

>>>>>

>>>>> you should use totally improbable sequencies like 5 6 7 8 9 10

>>>>

>>>> yeah but there's a reason numbers like that are improbable...

>>>

>>> yeah, because i've picked them.

>>

>> So that makes 'em doubly improbable. It's bad enough the odds are

>> 14million to 1 without you doubling the fuckers.

>

> I dreamt the lottery numbers once, but then forgot the fuckers when I woke

> up.

 

Was that the same dream where kylie and Danii wore strap-ons and

spit-roasted you for a week without stopping?

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will they be fat, they'll be fucking old

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> too. There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll email the fansite and put your theory to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years you've known me, I've always been right

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> narrowed down to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> good luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a nancy boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew that would happen.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?100mill up for grabs and 16 winners only getting

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?7.5mill each. That'd be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was really pissed off today when I found out that I

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hadn't won 5 million.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> want to retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BASTARD!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> new for next week.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't

>>>>>>>>>> like the letdown on sat morning.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers

>>>>>>>>> each week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by

>>>>>>>> exactly one half.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> It's cut my winning chances by one whole so far... :(

>>>>>>

>>>>>> you should use totally improbable sequencies like 5 6 7 8 9 10

>>>>>

>>>>> yeah but there's a reason numbers like that are improbable...

>>>>

>>>> yeah, because i've picked them.

>>>

>>> So that makes 'em doubly improbable. It's bad enough the odds are

>>> 14million to 1 without you doubling the fuckers.

>>

>>I dreamt the lottery numbers once, but then forgot the fuckers when I

>>woke up.

>

> Thought you never done drugs?

 

He also said Kylie and Danii spit-roasted him with strap-on dildo's for a

week without stopping. Go figure

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