Re: a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't say to Ash Wensdee:

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message news:...

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> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

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>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:27866h.jso.17.11@news.alt.net...

>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>> news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>>>>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all

>>>>>>>>>>>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would

>>>>>>>>>>>> be

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail

>>>>>>>>>>>> order

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Papua New

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> managed to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ticket

>>>>>>>>>>>> online'

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> france to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere mad

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to

>>>>>>>>>>>> you, Jay.

>>>>>>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Blush

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12...

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> American

>>>>>>>>>>> Austrailian

>>>>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

>>>>>>>>>>> New Zealandian

>>>>>>>>>>> South African

>>>>>>>>>>> Falklandian

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking

>>>>>>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where

>>>>>>>>>>> in the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll

>>>>>>>>>>> be able to talk to 'em.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different

>>>>>>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you

>>>>>>>>>>> know, I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I

>>>>>>>>>>> think it's entirely warranted.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't

>>>>>>>>>>>> do you any

>>>>>>>>>>>> harm either.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't

>>>>>>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe

>>>>>>>>> up summat about Gaelic or some such shit.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I

>>>>>>>>> does is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd

>>>>>>>>> just come across as a swotty clever bastard show off.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> There is a big problem.

>>>>>>>> They all hate us.

>>>>>>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> England? I think the English quite like the English. I'm English

>>>>>>> and I like the English.

>>>>>>> What about you? You're English, what do you think about 'em?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Depends where I am at the time. If i'm in Salford i'd prolly think

>>>>>> they were arseholes. If I was in Chichester i'd think they were

>>>>>> great.

>>>>>

>>>>> Yer right about Salford. What would you think if you was in my home

>>>>> city?

>>>>

>>>> I'm not going to Knotty Ash.

>>>

>>> Fuck off, that's where Steve's from, not me.

>>

>> That Salford place is always cropping up, especially when something

>> cuntish has happened.

Buncha mankers innit.

Jay Kaner wrote:

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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message news:...

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>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>> news:27fobk.kr6.19.7@news.alt.net...

>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>

>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:27akba.fth.19.1@news.alt.net...

>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:27866h.jso.17.11@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>>>>>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we're all

>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eyes would

>>>>>>>>>>>>> be

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cross.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was a mail

>>>>>>>>>>>>> order

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Papua New

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> managed to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ticket

>>>>>>>>>>>>> online'

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chose france to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere mad

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to

>>>>>>>>>>>>> you, Jay.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Blush

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12...

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> American

>>>>>>>>>>>> Austrailian

>>>>>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

>>>>>>>>>>>> New Zealandian

>>>>>>>>>>>> South African

>>>>>>>>>>>> Falklandian

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking

>>>>>>>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter

>>>>>>>>>>>> where in the world they're from, if they can speak English

>>>>>>>>>>>> then I'll be able to talk to 'em.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244

>>>>>>>>>>>> different nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is

>>>>>>>>>>>> that. As you know, I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but

>>>>>>>>>>>> on this occasion I think it's entirely warranted.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society

>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't do you any

>>>>>>>>>>>>> harm either.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that

>>>>>>>>>>>> don't butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would

>>>>>>>>>> pipe up summat about Gaelic or some such shit.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot

>>>>>>>>>> I does is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore

>>>>>>>>>> and I'd just come across as a swotty clever bastard show off.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> There is a big problem.

>>>>>>>>> They all hate us.

>>>>>>>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> England? I think the English quite like the English. I'm

>>>>>>>> English and I like the English.

>>>>>>>> What about you? You're English, what do you think about 'em?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Depends where I am at the time. If i'm in Salford i'd prolly

>>>>>>> think they were arseholes. If I was in Chichester i'd think they

>>>>>>> were great.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Yer right about Salford. What would you think if you was in my

>>>>>> home city?

>>>>>

>>>>> I'm not going to Knotty Ash.

>>>>

>>>> Fuck off, that's where Steve's from, not me.

>>>

>>> That Salford place is always cropping up, especially when something

>>> cuntish has happened.

>

> Buncha mankers innit.

All I can imagine is a load of liam gallaghers walking in a stupid manner.