Re: A ****ING BERET?

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Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in news:fmnr85$52k$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> So I'm in Jacksonville on business and I needed to ship a package. I
> stop at the downtown UPS store and who do I spy?
>
>
> CHUCKNOZZLE!!!!!!
>
>
> Sitting at a pay by the minute computer. Red Shirt. Black/White
> Shorts and a ....
>
> wait for it ....
>
>
>
> And a ****ING BERET!!!!!!
>
>
> Chuckie wears a beret!
>
>
> Watched him put on his little backpack, leave, get on his bike and
> ride away.

Tell me, why are you so obsessed with some insignificant old man that
you're actually stalking him IRL and then bragging about it here?
Seriously, that is ****ing creepy as hell.
 
On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:21:48 +0000, gregvk wrote:

> Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in news:fmnr85$52k$1
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> So I'm in Jacksonville on business and I needed to ship a package. I
>> stop at the downtown UPS store and who do I spy?
>>
>>
>> CHUCKNOZZLE!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> Sitting at a pay by the minute computer. Red Shirt. Black/White
>> Shorts and a ....
>>
>> wait for it ....
>>
>>
>>
>> And a ****ING BERET!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> Chuckie wears a beret!
>>
>>
>> Watched him put on his little backpack, leave, get on his bike and
>> ride away.
>
> Tell me, why are you so obsessed with some insignificant old man that
> you're actually stalking him IRL and then bragging about it here?
> Seriously, that is ****ing creepy as hell.

hmmmmmm Newsgroups:alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame

Socky added alt.fwame
Ok Socky, come clean. You are the Sock formerly known as.............hh
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1ikp38.d1t.19.1@news.alt.net:

> On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:21:48 +0000, gregvk wrote:
>
>> Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in news:fmnr85$52k$1
>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> So I'm in Jacksonville on business and I needed to ship a package. I
>>> stop at the downtown UPS store and who do I spy?
>>>
>>>
>>> CHUCKNOZZLE!!!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>> Sitting at a pay by the minute computer. Red Shirt. Black/White
>>> Shorts and a ....
>>>
>>> wait for it ....
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And a ****ING BERET!!!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>> Chuckie wears a beret!
>>>
>>>
>>> Watched him put on his little backpack, leave, get on his bike and
>>> ride away.
>>
>> Tell me, why are you so obsessed with some insignificant old man that
>> you're actually stalking him IRL and then bragging about it here?
>> Seriously, that is ****ing creepy as hell.
>
> hmmmmmm Newsgroups:alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame

I would have added alt.creepy.irlstalker.bragging but there doesn't appear
to be such a group.
 
On 17 Jan 2008 16:21:48 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in news:fmnr85$52k$1
>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> So I'm in Jacksonville on business and I needed to ship a package. I
>> stop at the downtown UPS store and who do I spy?
>>
>>
>> CHUCKNOZZLE!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> Sitting at a pay by the minute computer. Red Shirt. Black/White
>> Shorts and a ....
>>
>> wait for it ....
>>
>>
>>
>> And a ****ING BERET!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> Chuckie wears a beret!
>>
>>
>> Watched him put on his little backpack, leave, get on his bike and
>> ride away.
>
>Tell me, why are you so obsessed with some insignificant old man that
>you're actually stalking him IRL and then bragging about it here?
>Seriously, that is ****ing creepy as hell.

How, exactly, is a chance meeting at a UPS Store considered stalking?
--
gburnore at DataBasix dot Com
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Gary L. Burnore |
 
On 17 Jan 2008 17:40:17 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1ikp38.d1t.19.1@news.alt.net:
>
>> On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:21:48 +0000, gregvk wrote:
>>
>>> Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in news:fmnr85$52k$1
>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> So I'm in Jacksonville on business and I needed to ship a package. I
>>>> stop at the downtown UPS store and who do I spy?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> CHUCKNOZZLE!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Sitting at a pay by the minute computer. Red Shirt. Black/White
>>>> Shorts and a ....
>>>>
>>>> wait for it ....
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> And a ****ING BERET!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Chuckie wears a beret!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Watched him put on his little backpack, leave, get on his bike and
>>>> ride away.
>>>
>>> Tell me, why are you so obsessed with some insignificant old man that
>>> you're actually stalking him IRL and then bragging about it here?
>>> Seriously, that is ****ing creepy as hell.
>>
>> hmmmmmm Newsgroups:alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame
>
>I would have added alt.creepy.irlstalker.bragging but there doesn't appear
>to be such a group.

Sure there is. It's called rec.arts.poems. I added it for you.
--
gburnore at DataBasix dot Com
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
How you look depends on where you go.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gary L. Burnore |
 
On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:11:58 -0500, Gary L. Burnore
<gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:

>On 17 Jan 2008 16:21:48 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>>Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in news:fmnr85$52k$1
>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> So I'm in Jacksonville on business and I needed to ship a package. I
>>> stop at the downtown UPS store and who do I spy?
>>>
>>>
>>> CHUCKNOZZLE!!!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>> Sitting at a pay by the minute computer. Red Shirt. Black/White
>>> Shorts and a ....
>>>
>>> wait for it ....
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And a ****ING BERET!!!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>> Chuckie wears a beret!
>>>
>>>
>>> Watched him put on his little backpack, leave, get on his bike and
>>> ride away.
>>
>>Tell me, why are you so obsessed with some insignificant old man that
>>you're actually stalking him IRL and then bragging about it here?
>>Seriously, that is ****ing creepy as hell.
>
>How, exactly, is a chance meeting at a UPS Store considered stalking?

How, exactly, is your decade-long obsession with Lysaught not a kooky
obsession?
 
On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:12:27 -0500
Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wasted precious bandwith
with:

> On 17 Jan 2008 17:40:17 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
> >Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in
> >news:1ikp38.d1t.19.1@news.alt.net:
> >
> >> On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:21:48 +0000, gregvk wrote:
> >>
> >>> Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in
> >news:fmnr85$52k$1>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> >>>
> >>>> So I'm in Jacksonville on business and I needed to ship a
> >package. I>>> stop at the downtown UPS store and who do I spy?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> CHUCKNOZZLE!!!!!!
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Sitting at a pay by the minute computer. Red Shirt.
> >Black/White>>> Shorts and a ....
> >>>>
> >>>> wait for it ....
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> And a ****ING BERET!!!!!!
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Chuckie wears a beret!
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Watched him put on his little backpack, leave, get on his
> >bike and>>> ride away.
> >>>
> >>> Tell me, why are you so obsessed with some insignificant old
> >man that >> you're actually stalking him IRL and then bragging
> >about it here? >> Seriously, that is ****ing creepy as hell.
> >>
> >> hmmmmmm Newsgroups:alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame
> >
> >I would have added alt.creepy.irlstalker.bragging but there
> >doesn't appear to be such a group.
>
> Sure there is. It's called rec.arts.poems. I added it for you.


I got yer poem right here, bitches.

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED MEELING
WHO HAD A PECULAIR FEELING
SHE LAID ON HER BACK
AND TICKELD HER CRACK
AND PEED ALL OVER THE CEALING

<bows>
 
"Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:1inb6k.s5b.17.2@news.alt.net...
> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:52:26 -0800,
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1ikp38.d1t.19.1@news.alt.net:

> hmmmmmm Newsgroups:alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame
>
> Socky added alt.fwame
> Ok Socky, come clean. You are the Sock formerly known as.............hh

Try jitter, malscribe, and purpurroterwald.
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
 
"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:Xns9A2AFF0DA570pinkusenseinetcabalc@85.214.90.236...
> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in
news:1ikp38.d1t.19.1@news.alt.net:
>
> > hmmmmmm Newsgroups:alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame
> >
> > Socky added alt.fwame
> > Ok Socky, come clean. You are the Sock formerly known
as.............hh
>
> Try jitter, malscribe, and purpurroterwald.

Try visiting your dad's grave who committed suicide because his son
became Tranny Pinky.

Your Pal,
HJ
 
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:37:41 -0600
"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith
with:

>
> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> news:1inb6k.s5b.17.2@news.alt.net...
> > On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:52:26 -0800,
 
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:33:57 +0000, Pinku-Sensei wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1ikp38.d1t.19.1@news.alt.net:
>
>> hmmmmmm Newsgroups:alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame
>>
>> Socky added alt.fwame
>> Ok Socky, come clean. You are the Sock formerly known as.............hh
>
> Try jitter, malscribe, and purpurroterwald.

And Jackanapes.......
 
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:47:16 -0800 (PST), the messenjah
<theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> wrote:

>On Jan 21, 10:35
 
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:06:04 +0000, Veronica O'Donoghue
<vmod@insurgent.org.invalid> wrote:

>On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:54:11 -0500, Gary L. Burnore
><gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:47:16 -0800 (PST), the messenjah
>><theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>>
>>>On Jan 21, 10:35
 
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:54:11 -0500, Gary L. Burnore
<gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:47:16 -0800 (PST), the messenjah
><theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>
>>On Jan 21, 10:35
 

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