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[...I thought it was about time we revived this cascade, since Easter killed
everything else and I was bored, and it was fun...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> main reactor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There'll be no escape for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Princess this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At last.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where have you been?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They're heading in this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> direction.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are we going to do?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll be sent to the spice mines
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of Kessel or smashed into who knows what!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait a minute -- where are you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Death Star plans are not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> main computer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where are those transmissions you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intercepted?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WHAT have you done with those plans?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We intercepted... no transmissions!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aaah.... This
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is a consular ship! Were on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a...Aaah... diplomatic... mission!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If this is a consular ship, where is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the ambassador? crack crunch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Commander, tear this ship apart until
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've found those plans and bring me the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> passengers; I want them alive!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There she is. Set for stun.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She will be alright.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, you're not permitted in there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's restricted.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll be deactivated for sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight glob of grease.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now come out of there before somebody sees you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about? I'm not getting in there!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ZAP!> Oh, no.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to regret this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There goes another one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hold your fire.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There are no life forms.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They must have short circuited.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's funny... the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you sure this thing is safe?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord Vader, I should have known. Only you could be so bold.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't play games with me, Your Highness.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You weren't on any mercy mission this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> [haughtily] I don't know what you're talking about.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Alderaan...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>> You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>> TAKE HER AWAY!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>> Holding her is dangerous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>> If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>> Rebellion in the Senate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>> I have traced the Rebel spies to her.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>> Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>> She'll die before she tells you anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>> Leave that to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>> Send a distress signal, and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >> Lord Vader -- the battle station plans are not aboard this ship.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> > And no transmissions were made.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting.
>>>>>> No lifeforms were aboard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >> She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> > Send a detachment down to retrieve them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> See to it personally, Commander.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> > There'll be no one to stop us this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> Yessir!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> How did I get into this mess?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >I really don't know how.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We seem to be made to suffer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's our lot in life.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've got to rest before I fall apart.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My joints are almost frozen.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What a desolate place this is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where are you going?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I'm not going that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's much too rocky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This way is much easier.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What makes you think there are settlements over there?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't get technical with me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What "mission"?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are you talking about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've had just about enough of you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go that way!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile! boot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get it!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No more adventures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not going that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That malfunctioning little twerp.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is all his fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He tricked me into going this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But he'll do no better.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait, what's that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A transport!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm saved!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OVER HERE! HEY! HEEEEEYYYYY! HELP! PLEEEEASE HELP!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boop-booo, booo-boo-bo-booo.... ZOT! YEEEEOOOOWWW! OOOooooh... thud
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eh-eee aoh wah tuwha! [Translation: This shitheap looks like a better find
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than that *** robot we picked up half an hour ago!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo? Artoo-Detoo?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo-Detoo, it is you, it is you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whoop! Whoop! Boodledadeedle! [Translation: Here you are, so happy to see me,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when you wouldn't even ******* listen to me in the last scene? Blow my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> robopenis!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone was in the pod.
>>>>>>>>>>>> The tracks go off in this direction.
>>>>>>>>>>> Look, sir, droids!
>>>>>>>>>> Wake up! Wake up!
>>>>>>>>> We're doomed.
>>>>>>>> Do you think they'll melt us down?
>>>>>>> Don't shoot, don't shoot!
>>>>>> Will this never end?
>>>>> Yeah all right, fine, let's go.
>>>> Luke, tell Owen that if he gets a translator to be sure it speaks Bocce.
>>> Doesn't look like we have much of a choice, but I'll remind him.
>> I have no need for a protocol droid.
> Of course you haven't, sir -- not in an environment such as this.
That's why I've also been programmed for over thirty secondary functions which--
--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension)
afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
(Upgraded to Diamond in 2005)
aavf3: mhm21x20
"I'll admit that DOES sound pretty stupid, now that I
look at it." -- Jonathan "I AM NOT A ****!" Herr,
brilliantly flaming himself while postulating that printed
words make audible noise, in 47e344fd$0$12550$4c368faf@roadrunner.com
[...I thought it was about time we revived this cascade, since Easter killed
everything else and I was bored, and it was fun...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> main reactor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There'll be no escape for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Princess this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At last.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where have you been?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They're heading in this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> direction.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are we going to do?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll be sent to the spice mines
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of Kessel or smashed into who knows what!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait a minute -- where are you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Death Star plans are not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> main computer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where are those transmissions you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intercepted?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WHAT have you done with those plans?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We intercepted... no transmissions!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aaah.... This
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is a consular ship! Were on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a...Aaah... diplomatic... mission!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If this is a consular ship, where is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the ambassador? crack crunch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Commander, tear this ship apart until
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've found those plans and bring me the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> passengers; I want them alive!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There she is. Set for stun.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She will be alright.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, you're not permitted in there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's restricted.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll be deactivated for sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight glob of grease.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now come out of there before somebody sees you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about? I'm not getting in there!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ZAP!> Oh, no.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to regret this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There goes another one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hold your fire.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There are no life forms.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They must have short circuited.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's funny... the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you sure this thing is safe?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord Vader, I should have known. Only you could be so bold.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't play games with me, Your Highness.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You weren't on any mercy mission this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> [haughtily] I don't know what you're talking about.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Alderaan...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>> You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>> TAKE HER AWAY!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>> Holding her is dangerous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>> If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>> Rebellion in the Senate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>> I have traced the Rebel spies to her.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>> Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>> She'll die before she tells you anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>> Leave that to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>> Send a distress signal, and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >> Lord Vader -- the battle station plans are not aboard this ship.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> > And no transmissions were made.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting.
>>>>>> No lifeforms were aboard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >> She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> > Send a detachment down to retrieve them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> See to it personally, Commander.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> > There'll be no one to stop us this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> Yessir!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> How did I get into this mess?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >I really don't know how.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We seem to be made to suffer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's our lot in life.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've got to rest before I fall apart.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My joints are almost frozen.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What a desolate place this is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where are you going?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I'm not going that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's much too rocky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This way is much easier.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What makes you think there are settlements over there?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't get technical with me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What "mission"?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are you talking about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've had just about enough of you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go that way!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile! boot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get it!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No more adventures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not going that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That malfunctioning little twerp.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is all his fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He tricked me into going this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But he'll do no better.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait, what's that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A transport!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm saved!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OVER HERE! HEY! HEEEEEYYYYY! HELP! PLEEEEASE HELP!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boop-booo, booo-boo-bo-booo.... ZOT! YEEEEOOOOWWW! OOOooooh... thud
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eh-eee aoh wah tuwha! [Translation: This shitheap looks like a better find
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than that *** robot we picked up half an hour ago!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo? Artoo-Detoo?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo-Detoo, it is you, it is you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whoop! Whoop! Boodledadeedle! [Translation: Here you are, so happy to see me,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when you wouldn't even ******* listen to me in the last scene? Blow my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> robopenis!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone was in the pod.
>>>>>>>>>>>> The tracks go off in this direction.
>>>>>>>>>>> Look, sir, droids!
>>>>>>>>>> Wake up! Wake up!
>>>>>>>>> We're doomed.
>>>>>>>> Do you think they'll melt us down?
>>>>>>> Don't shoot, don't shoot!
>>>>>> Will this never end?
>>>>> Yeah all right, fine, let's go.
>>>> Luke, tell Owen that if he gets a translator to be sure it speaks Bocce.
>>> Doesn't look like we have much of a choice, but I'll remind him.
>> I have no need for a protocol droid.
> Of course you haven't, sir -- not in an environment such as this.
That's why I've also been programmed for over thirty secondary functions which--
--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension)
afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
(Upgraded to Diamond in 2005)
aavf3: mhm21x20
"I'll admit that DOES sound pretty stupid, now that I
look at it." -- Jonathan "I AM NOT A ****!" Herr,
brilliantly flaming himself while postulating that printed
words make audible noise, in 47e344fd$0$12550$4c368faf@roadrunner.com