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Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:
>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>
>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [less attribs, more meat]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> main reactor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There'll be no escape for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Princess this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At last.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where have you been?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They're heading in this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> direction.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are we going to do?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll be sent to the spice mines
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of Kessel or smashed into who knows what!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait a minute -- where are you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Death Star plans are not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> main computer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where are those transmissions you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intercepted?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WHAT have you done with those plans?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We intercepted... no transmissions!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aaah.... This
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is a consular ship! Were on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a...Aaah... diplomatic... mission!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If this is a consular ship, where is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the ambassador? crack crunch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Commander, tear this ship apart until
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've found those plans and bring me the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> passengers; I want them alive!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There she is. Set for stun.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She will be alright.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, you're not permitted in there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's restricted.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll be deactivated for sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight glob of grease.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now come out of there before somebody sees you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about? I'm not getting in there!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ZAP!> Oh, no.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to regret this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There goes another one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hold your fire.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There are no life forms.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They must have short circuited.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's funny... the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you sure this thing is safe?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord Vader, I should have known. Only you could be so bold.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't play games with me, Your Highness.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You weren't on any mercy mission this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> [haughtily] I don't know what you're talking about.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Alderaan...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>> You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>> TAKE HER AWAY!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>> Holding her is dangerous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>> If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>> Rebellion in the Senate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>> I have traced the Rebel spies to her.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>> Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>> She'll die before she tells you anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>> Leave that to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>> Send a distress signal, and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >> Lord Vader -- the battle station plans are not aboard this ship.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> > And no transmissions were made.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No lifeforms were aboard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >> She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> > Send a detachment down to retrieve them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> See to it personally, Commander.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> > There'll be no one to stop us this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> Yessir!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> How did I get into this mess?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >I really don't know how.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We seem to be made to suffer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's our lot in life.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've got to rest before I fall apart.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My joints are almost frozen.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What a desolate place this is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where are you going?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I'm not going that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's much too rocky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This way is much easier.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What makes you think there are settlements over there?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't get technical with me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What "mission"?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are you talking about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've had just about enough of you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go that way!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile! boot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get it!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No more adventures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not going that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That malfunctioning little twerp.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is all his fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He tricked me into going this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But he'll do no better.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait, what's that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A transport!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm saved!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OVER HERE! HEY! HEEEEEYYYYY! HELP! PLEEEEASE HELP!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boop-booo, booo-boo-bo-booo.... ZOT! YEEEEOOOOWWW! OOOooooh... thud
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eh-eee aoh wah tuwha! [Translation: This shitheap looks like a better find
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than that *** robot we picked up half an hour ago!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo? Artoo-Detoo?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo-Detoo, it is you, it is you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whoop! Whoop! Boodledadeedle! [Translation: Here you are, so happy to see me,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when you wouldn't even ******* listen to me in the last scene? Blow my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> robopenis!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone was in the pod.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The tracks go off in this direction.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Look, sir, droids!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wake up! Wake up!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We're doomed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you think they'll melt us down?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't shoot, don't shoot!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will this never end?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah all right, fine, let's go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Luke, tell Owen that if he gets a translator to be sure it speaks Bocce.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Doesn't look like we have much of a choice, but I'll remind him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no need for a protocol droid.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course you haven't, sir -- not in an environment such as this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's why I've also been programmed for over thirty secondary functions which--
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What I really need is a droid who understands the binary language of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>moisture vaporators.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Vaporators? Sir, my first job was programing binary load lifters... very similar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to your vaporators in most respects.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can you speak Bocce?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course I can sir. It's like a second language to me. I'm fluent in --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All right, shut up, I'll take this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Boddit, boddit!>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Luke!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shutting up, sir.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take these two over to the garage, willya? I want 'em cleaned up before
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dinner.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whine But I was gonna go into Toschi Station to pick up some power
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> converterrrs!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>get to it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sigh All right, come on. And the red one, come on. [lackadaisical beeping]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, come on, Red, let's go!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Artoo beeps and spazzes out> Translation: WAAAAAAH! Threepio, don't leave me!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WEEEEEEEEEEEEOOP! [Translation: OH SHI--]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jawa silences Artoo with a whatever-device Walla walla! Chu ba!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Translation: Shut up, ********!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Red rolls about ten feet and promptly experiences a gigawatt overload,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrambling the time circuits, and causing him to blow up like a dud
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> firecracker.]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Owen!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yah?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hey, what are you trying to push on us?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAH! (Translation: What do you want from me? This isn't *******
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bloomingdale's!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Artoo sees his chance) WedoopbeleebidpeDOOeopdeBEEop!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Excuse me, sir... but that R2 unit is in prime condition. A real bargain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Owen?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yah?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What about that one?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What about that blue one? We'll take that one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BA-beh. (Translation: Heh. You have no idea what you're in for, fuckface. As
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> long as I make comish...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, take it away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm quite sure you'll be very pleased with that one, sir. He really is in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> first-class condition. [Luke puts his hand up as if to say "All right, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fagbot, I get it."] I've worked with him before. Here he comes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(still internally whining, with visions of lost power converters dancing in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>his head) Okay, let's go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Now don't you forget this. Why I should stick my neck out for you is quite
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>beyond my capacity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whistle Ruuh-ruuh. (Translation: Aw, blow it out your ***.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank the Maker! [forgetting that "the Maker" is, in fact, now the most evil man
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the galaxy] This oil bath is going to feel soo good.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(as Luke plays with his toy) I've got such a bad case of dust contamination
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I can barely move.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It just isn't fair. Oh, Biggs is right. I'm never gonna get out of here!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is there anything I might do to help?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [scoff] Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest, or teleport me off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this rock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think so, sir. I'm only a droid, and not very knowledgable about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such things. Not on this planet, anyway. As a matter of fact... I'm not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>even sure what planet I'm on.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, if there is a bright center of the universe, you're on the planet that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's farthest from.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I see, sir.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah, you can call me Luke.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I see, Sir Luke.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ha ha, no... just Luke.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh. And I am C3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. And this is my counterpart, R2D2.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hello.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [beep-biddit-bop.]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You've got a lot of carbon scoring here, seems like you boys have seen a lotta
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>action.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With all we've been through, sometimes I'm amazed we're in as good condition as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we are, what with the Rebellion and all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You know of the Rebellion against the Empire? (in a tone of voice much as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>another person might say, "Wow! You actually partied with Mick Jagger?")
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's how we came to be in your service, if you take my meaning, sir.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whistle-whit (Translation: If you tell him about our secret mission I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>going to kick your ***!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haveyoubeeninmanybattles? (Luke's got a stiff one by now)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Several, I think. Actually, there's not much to tell. I'm not much more than
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an interpreter... and not very good at telling stories. Well... not at making
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>them interesting, anyway. (Translation: I was hiding in the ship's hold the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>entire time.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good. Were you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on a cruiser or--
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BEEEEYOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP! (Here, Artoo has the droid equivalent of a shuddering
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ****** as Luke hits his D-Spot)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Help me Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." <GOTO 10> "Help me Obi-wan
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kenobi. You're my only hope." <GOTO 10> "Help me..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>What's this?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Beepeingdibeebop?
>>>>>>>>>>>> What is what?!? He asked you a question: What is that?
>>>>>>>>>>>Oh. He says it's nothing, sir. Merely a malfunction. Old data. Pay it no
>>>>>>>>>>>mind.
>>>>>>>>>> Who is she? She's beautiful. (The 2 has a good mind to crosspost this to
>>>>>>>>>> alt.***.incest)
>>>>>>>>>I'm afraid I'm not quite sure, sir. I think she was a passenger on our last
>>>>>>>>>voyage, a person of some importance, as I believe. Our captain was atta--
>>>>>>>> Is there more of this recording?! (OMG 3D PR0N D00D MOAR MOAR MOAR)
>>>>>>>Beep-weeeeeeo BLURT BLURT (Translation: NOYFB, n00b!)
>>>>>>>Behave yourself, R2. You're going to get us into trouble! It's all right, you
>>>>>>>can trust him. He's our new master.
>>>>>> Boopdelibeepagnargni[blah blah robot language]
>>>>>> He says he's the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of these parts. And it's
>>>>>> a private message for him.
>>>>>Quite frankly, sir, I don't know what he's talking about. Our last master was
>>>>>Captain Antilles. But with all we've been through, this little R2 unit has
>>>>>become a bit eccentric.
>>>>>Buh-wheeo! (Translation: **** you too!)
>> Obi-Wan Kenobi? I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi?
>I beg your pardon, sir, but do you know what he's talking about?
Well, I don't know anybody named "Obi-Wan", but old Ben lives out beyond the
Dune Sea. He's kind of a strange old hermit.
>"if you can't be a ***** on alt.flame, where can you be one?"
I was under the impression that the vast majority of humans are quite
comfortable with being ****** in real life.
--
"you *****"
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the **** you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer **** up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the **** beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."
-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>
that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:
>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>
>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my ***... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that another Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the other tower of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [less attribs, more meat]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> main reactor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There'll be no escape for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Princess this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At last.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where have you been?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They're heading in this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> direction.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are we going to do?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll be sent to the spice mines
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of Kessel or smashed into who knows what!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait a minute -- where are you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Death Star plans are not in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> main computer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where are those transmissions you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intercepted?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WHAT have you done with those plans?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We intercepted... no transmissions!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aaah.... This
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is a consular ship! Were on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a...Aaah... diplomatic... mission!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If this is a consular ship, where is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the ambassador? crack crunch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Commander, tear this ship apart until
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've found those plans and bring me the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> passengers; I want them alive!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There she is. Set for stun.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She will be alright.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, you're not permitted in there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's restricted.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll be deactivated for sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight glob of grease.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now come out of there before somebody sees you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about? I'm not getting in there!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ZAP!> Oh, no.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to regret this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There goes another one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hold your fire.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There are no life forms.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They must have short circuited.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's funny... the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you sure this thing is safe?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord Vader, I should have known. Only you could be so bold.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't play games with me, Your Highness.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You weren't on any mercy mission this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> [haughtily] I don't know what you're talking about.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Alderaan...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>> You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>> TAKE HER AWAY!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>> Holding her is dangerous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>> If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>> Rebellion in the Senate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>> I have traced the Rebel spies to her.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>> Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>> She'll die before she tells you anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>>> Leave that to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >>> Send a distress signal, and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> >> Lord Vader -- the battle station plans are not aboard this ship.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> > And no transmissions were made.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >>> An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No lifeforms were aboard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> >> She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> > Send a detachment down to retrieve them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> >> See to it personally, Commander.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> > There'll be no one to stop us this time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> Yessir!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> How did I get into this mess?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >I really don't know how.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We seem to be made to suffer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's our lot in life.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've got to rest before I fall apart.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My joints are almost frozen.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What a desolate place this is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where are you going?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I'm not going that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's much too rocky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This way is much easier.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What makes you think there are settlements over there?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't get technical with me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What "mission"?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are you talking about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've had just about enough of you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go that way!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile! boot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get it!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No more adventures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not going that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That malfunctioning little twerp.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is all his fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He tricked me into going this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But he'll do no better.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait, what's that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A transport!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm saved!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OVER HERE! HEY! HEEEEEYYYYY! HELP! PLEEEEASE HELP!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boop-booo, booo-boo-bo-booo.... ZOT! YEEEEOOOOWWW! OOOooooh... thud
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eh-eee aoh wah tuwha! [Translation: This shitheap looks like a better find
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than that *** robot we picked up half an hour ago!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo? Artoo-Detoo?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Artoo-Detoo, it is you, it is you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whoop! Whoop! Boodledadeedle! [Translation: Here you are, so happy to see me,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when you wouldn't even ******* listen to me in the last scene? Blow my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> robopenis!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone was in the pod.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The tracks go off in this direction.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Look, sir, droids!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wake up! Wake up!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We're doomed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you think they'll melt us down?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't shoot, don't shoot!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will this never end?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah all right, fine, let's go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Luke, tell Owen that if he gets a translator to be sure it speaks Bocce.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Doesn't look like we have much of a choice, but I'll remind him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no need for a protocol droid.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course you haven't, sir -- not in an environment such as this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's why I've also been programmed for over thirty secondary functions which--
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What I really need is a droid who understands the binary language of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>moisture vaporators.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Vaporators? Sir, my first job was programing binary load lifters... very similar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to your vaporators in most respects.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can you speak Bocce?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course I can sir. It's like a second language to me. I'm fluent in --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All right, shut up, I'll take this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Boddit, boddit!>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Luke!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shutting up, sir.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take these two over to the garage, willya? I want 'em cleaned up before
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dinner.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whine But I was gonna go into Toschi Station to pick up some power
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> converterrrs!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>get to it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sigh All right, come on. And the red one, come on. [lackadaisical beeping]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, come on, Red, let's go!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Artoo beeps and spazzes out> Translation: WAAAAAAH! Threepio, don't leave me!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WEEEEEEEEEEEEOOP! [Translation: OH SHI--]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jawa silences Artoo with a whatever-device Walla walla! Chu ba!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Translation: Shut up, ********!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Red rolls about ten feet and promptly experiences a gigawatt overload,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrambling the time circuits, and causing him to blow up like a dud
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> firecracker.]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Owen!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yah?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hey, what are you trying to push on us?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAH! (Translation: What do you want from me? This isn't *******
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bloomingdale's!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Artoo sees his chance) WedoopbeleebidpeDOOeopdeBEEop!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Excuse me, sir... but that R2 unit is in prime condition. A real bargain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Owen?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yah?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What about that one?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What about that blue one? We'll take that one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BA-beh. (Translation: Heh. You have no idea what you're in for, fuckface. As
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> long as I make comish...)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, take it away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm quite sure you'll be very pleased with that one, sir. He really is in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> first-class condition. [Luke puts his hand up as if to say "All right, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fagbot, I get it."] I've worked with him before. Here he comes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(still internally whining, with visions of lost power converters dancing in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>his head) Okay, let's go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Now don't you forget this. Why I should stick my neck out for you is quite
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>beyond my capacity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whistle Ruuh-ruuh. (Translation: Aw, blow it out your ***.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank the Maker! [forgetting that "the Maker" is, in fact, now the most evil man
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the galaxy] This oil bath is going to feel soo good.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(as Luke plays with his toy) I've got such a bad case of dust contamination
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I can barely move.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It just isn't fair. Oh, Biggs is right. I'm never gonna get out of here!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is there anything I might do to help?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [scoff] Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest, or teleport me off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this rock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think so, sir. I'm only a droid, and not very knowledgable about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such things. Not on this planet, anyway. As a matter of fact... I'm not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>even sure what planet I'm on.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, if there is a bright center of the universe, you're on the planet that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's farthest from.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I see, sir.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah, you can call me Luke.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I see, Sir Luke.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ha ha, no... just Luke.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh. And I am C3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. And this is my counterpart, R2D2.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hello.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [beep-biddit-bop.]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You've got a lot of carbon scoring here, seems like you boys have seen a lotta
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>action.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With all we've been through, sometimes I'm amazed we're in as good condition as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we are, what with the Rebellion and all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You know of the Rebellion against the Empire? (in a tone of voice much as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>another person might say, "Wow! You actually partied with Mick Jagger?")
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's how we came to be in your service, if you take my meaning, sir.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whistle-whit (Translation: If you tell him about our secret mission I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>going to kick your ***!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haveyoubeeninmanybattles? (Luke's got a stiff one by now)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Several, I think. Actually, there's not much to tell. I'm not much more than
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an interpreter... and not very good at telling stories. Well... not at making
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>them interesting, anyway. (Translation: I was hiding in the ship's hold the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>entire time.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good. Were you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on a cruiser or--
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BEEEEYOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP! (Here, Artoo has the droid equivalent of a shuddering
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ****** as Luke hits his D-Spot)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Help me Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." <GOTO 10> "Help me Obi-wan
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kenobi. You're my only hope." <GOTO 10> "Help me..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>What's this?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Beepeingdibeebop?
>>>>>>>>>>>> What is what?!? He asked you a question: What is that?
>>>>>>>>>>>Oh. He says it's nothing, sir. Merely a malfunction. Old data. Pay it no
>>>>>>>>>>>mind.
>>>>>>>>>> Who is she? She's beautiful. (The 2 has a good mind to crosspost this to
>>>>>>>>>> alt.***.incest)
>>>>>>>>>I'm afraid I'm not quite sure, sir. I think she was a passenger on our last
>>>>>>>>>voyage, a person of some importance, as I believe. Our captain was atta--
>>>>>>>> Is there more of this recording?! (OMG 3D PR0N D00D MOAR MOAR MOAR)
>>>>>>>Beep-weeeeeeo BLURT BLURT (Translation: NOYFB, n00b!)
>>>>>>>Behave yourself, R2. You're going to get us into trouble! It's all right, you
>>>>>>>can trust him. He's our new master.
>>>>>> Boopdelibeepagnargni[blah blah robot language]
>>>>>> He says he's the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of these parts. And it's
>>>>>> a private message for him.
>>>>>Quite frankly, sir, I don't know what he's talking about. Our last master was
>>>>>Captain Antilles. But with all we've been through, this little R2 unit has
>>>>>become a bit eccentric.
>>>>>Buh-wheeo! (Translation: **** you too!)
>> Obi-Wan Kenobi? I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi?
>I beg your pardon, sir, but do you know what he's talking about?
Well, I don't know anybody named "Obi-Wan", but old Ben lives out beyond the
Dune Sea. He's kind of a strange old hermit.
>"if you can't be a ***** on alt.flame, where can you be one?"
I was under the impression that the vast majority of humans are quite
comfortable with being ****** in real life.
--
"you *****"
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the **** you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer **** up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the **** beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."
-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
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