Re: A poem for sad and frozen Norway

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On Thu, 4 Dec 2008 08:06:36 -0800 (PST), gronvold@powertech.no wrote:

>On Nov 26, 12:10?am, metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
>meo...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:44:25 +0100, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Thu, 6 Nov 2008 12:19:02 -0000, "Gill Smith"
>> ><gill.smith....@googlemail.com> wrote:

>>
>> >>"bubbles" <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>news:71b27f14-a885-4465-9453-330adc0b7b55@v13g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
>> >>> Frozen bagges
>> >>> Dritsekk downpour

>>
>> >>> One scans the border
>> >>> In vain looking for his wife
>> >>> Who has crossed over
>> >>> To Sweden

>>
>> >>> Another sits on a frozen shore
>> >>> Casting his hopeful gaze at a minke pod
>> >>> That will never come

>>
>> >>> And the lone woman
>> >>> Who chose to stay
>> >>> And not run away
>> >>> With that crazy Italian

>>
>> >>> Her looks went south
>> >>> But her regret remains
>> >>> She chose Tromsoe
>> >>> Over Bergamo

>>
>> >>> She smears ambergris in her hair
>> >>> Hoping to snag a Nordemann
>> >>> But ignores that tiny frozen pearl of snot
>> >>> On the tip of her nose

>>
>> >>> Nothing a paper bag can't fix

>>
>> >>> And her children
>> >>> Playing with a dead reindeer
>> >>> Shuffling in the shattered reality of that gray landscape
>> >>> Scraping the hoarfrost from their whalebone skis

>>
>> >>> They burn churches while listening to Fra Lippo Lippi
>> >>> On their headphones

>>
>> >>> Shattered dreams
>> >>> Of Sweden being better
>> >>> Of Mom serving lutefisk yet again
>> >>> On a Tuesday night.

>>
>> >>> Bummer!

>>
>> >>> This is the end of the world
>> >>> This is the end of the world
>> >>> This is the end of the world
>> >>> Oh well. At least it's not Finland.

>>
>> >>>

>>
>> >>Hey, that's very funny.

>>
>> >>And sad.

>>
>> >>And good.

>>
>> >>Hope it's not your second language......

>>
>> >That's not funny. Now we have just choosen to buy american jet
>> >fighters instead of swedish ones and you choose to spite.

>>
>> if volvo made jet fighters, i'd bet they'd be as indestructable as
>> thier cars.
>>
>> >How ungrateful. Will you not come and save our asses when

>>
>> so you slag off whoever for buying jank jets, then use the american
>> 'asses' instead of the english 'arses'. you seem to be a tad confuzed.
>> are you one of those norwjenjies i keep hearing about?

>
>Of course I say asses. I?m not the english queen or something. I`m a


i'm guessing you are just a queen iykwim and i think you are to
****ing njorwjeenjie thick to get what i meant.

>quite famous
>norvegian, as Thor Heyerdahl and Fritjof Nansen.


of course you are and i live on the outskirts of valhalla, spend my
time drinking with tor, freja, loki and the rest of the gang, have a
valkyrie to do my laundry and i ride around on a horse with 8 legs.

>> >the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big

>>
>> turns? it has always been dangerous. where you been hiding, njorwjay?

>
>Well, we are a calm people. Not mad with nerves like you. Bring down a


coming to to a cinema soon 'once we where vikings, now we're civilized
and calm nerved pussys who'd not say boo to a goose'. a blockbuster in
the making. i bet the only ****head who'd go watch it is stain.

>couple of
>skyscrapers and you believe the world is coming to get you and you
>have to bring
>down whole nations in response.


dumn ****ing weejan, i'm english ya thick fjuckwit. i grew up with
terrorism, that'll be the ira to you. what with them blowing up the
center of london and manchester and loads of platforms (that'll be
train stations to you) bombings. terrorism just doesn't scare me. i
grew up with more shite than america has had to deal with. two
buildings go down and they lock the whole ****ing country down with
teh patriot act.

i take it you could point out england on a map without asking for
help and not accidently point at the good ol' us of a?

>> >nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
>> >fun with you.?

>>
>> at least the world seems to have found a use for you.
 
On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:49:43 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Thu, 4 Dec 2008 08:06:36 -0800 (PST), gronvold@powertech.no wrote:
>
>>On Nov 26, 12:10?am, metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
>>meo...@meowdot.org> wrote:
>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:44:25 +0100, Dart Vidar <gronv...@powertech.no>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> >On Thu, 6 Nov 2008 12:19:02 -0000, "Gill Smith"
>>> ><gill.smith....@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>"bubbles" <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> >>news:71b27f14-a885-4465-9453-330adc0b7b55@v13g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
>>> >>> Frozen bagges
>>> >>> Dritsekk downpour
>>>
>>> >>> One scans the border
>>> >>> In vain looking for his wife
>>> >>> Who has crossed over
>>> >>> To Sweden
>>>
>>> >>> Another sits on a frozen shore
>>> >>> Casting his hopeful gaze at a minke pod
>>> >>> That will never come
>>>
>>> >>> And the lone woman
>>> >>> Who chose to stay
>>> >>> And not run away
>>> >>> With that crazy Italian
>>>
>>> >>> Her looks went south
>>> >>> But her regret remains
>>> >>> She chose Tromsoe
>>> >>> Over Bergamo
>>>
>>> >>> She smears ambergris in her hair
>>> >>> Hoping to snag a Nordemann
>>> >>> But ignores that tiny frozen pearl of snot
>>> >>> On the tip of her nose
>>>
>>> >>> Nothing a paper bag can't fix
>>>
>>> >>> And her children
>>> >>> Playing with a dead reindeer
>>> >>> Shuffling in the shattered reality of that gray landscape
>>> >>> Scraping the hoarfrost from their whalebone skis
>>>
>>> >>> They burn churches while listening to Fra Lippo Lippi
>>> >>> On their headphones
>>>
>>> >>> Shattered dreams
>>> >>> Of Sweden being better
>>> >>> Of Mom serving lutefisk yet again
>>> >>> On a Tuesday night.
>>>
>>> >>> Bummer!
>>>
>>> >>> This is the end of the world
>>> >>> This is the end of the world
>>> >>> This is the end of the world
>>> >>> Oh well. At least it's not Finland.
>>>
>>> >>>
>>>
>>> >>Hey, that's very funny.
>>>
>>> >>And sad.
>>>
>>> >>And good.
>>>
>>> >>Hope it's not your second language......
>>>
>>> >That's not funny. Now we have just choosen to buy american jet
>>> >fighters instead of swedish ones and you choose to spite.
>>>
>>> if volvo made jet fighters, i'd bet they'd be as indestructable as
>>> thier cars.
>>>
>>> >How ungrateful. Will you not come and save our asses when
>>>
>>> so you slag off whoever for buying jank jets, then use the american
>>> 'asses' instead of the english 'arses'. you seem to be a tad confuzed.
>>> are you one of those norwjenjies i keep hearing about?

>>
>>Of course I say asses. I?m not the english queen or something. I`m a

>
>i'm guessing you are just a queen iykwim and i think you are to
>****ing njorwjeenjie thick to get what i meant.
>
>>quite famous
>>norvegian, as Thor Heyerdahl and Fritjof Nansen.

>
>of course you are and i live on the outskirts of valhalla, spend my
>time drinking with tor, freja, loki and the rest of the gang, have a
>valkyrie to do my laundry and i ride around on a horse with 8 legs.


and eat spam


>>> >the world turns dangerous? Will you become soft and let the big
>>>
>>> turns? it has always been dangerous. where you been hiding, njorwjay?

>>
>>Well, we are a calm people. Not mad with nerves like you. Bring down a

>
>coming to to a cinema soon 'once we where vikings, now we're civilized
>and calm nerved pussys who'd not say boo to a goose'. a blockbuster in
>the making. i bet the only ****head who'd go watch it is stain.
>
>>couple of
>>skyscrapers and you believe the world is coming to get you and you
>>have to bring
>>down whole nations in response.

>
>dumn ****ing weejan, i'm english ya thick fjuckwit. i grew up with
>terrorism, that'll be the ira to you. what with them blowing up the
>center of london and manchester and loads of platforms (that'll be
>train stations to you) bombings. terrorism just doesn't scare me. i
>grew up with more shite than america has had to deal with. two
>buildings go down and they lock the whole ****ing country down with
>teh patriot act.
>
>i take it you could point out england on a map without asking for
>help and not accidently point at the good ol' us of a?


How am I supposed to know to you are english?? Next thing you are
a girl too. I've been to england once. Strange thing, even though
I understand international english well I could not make out what
the locals was gibbering about in their local tongue.

>>> >nations of the world (without your incredible debts) have theire
>>> >fun with you.?
>>>
>>> at least the world seems to have found a use for you.


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Dart Vidar
 
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