Re: America deserves an AUK award.

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> On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:03:48 -0400, ah aided th' terraists with the
> following claims :
>
>> §ñühwØ£f wrote:
>>> On Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:53:06 -0400, Git_RDunn aided th' terraists with the
>>> following claims :
>>>
>>>> More than you can count, 'tard boy.
>>> **** America
>>> **** the Troops
>>> **** Regan
>>> **** Chevrolet & apple pie
>>> **** Jebus
>>>
>>> Discuss.
>>> :)
>>>
>> "I'm not a bigot: I hate everyone."
>
> I forgot to say; **** baseball.
> :)
>

No. They get stuck in there and then you have to walk verrrry carefully
down to the emergency room (don't sit down anywhere!!!) and tell
everyone you have a baseball lodged in your ass. You'd think hospital
staff would be professional/dignified, but nooooooooooooooo. They'll be
giggling and cracking jokes and everything. Want to shove something up
your butt? Select an item that won't get stuck.

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On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:02:59 -0600, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
following claims :

> §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>> On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:03:48 -0400, ah aided th' terraists with the
>> following claims :
>>
>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:53:06 -0400, Git_RDunn aided th' terraists with the
>>>> following claims :
>>>>
>>>>> More than you can count, 'tard boy.
>>>> **** America
>>>> **** the Troops
>>>> **** Regan
>>>> **** Chevrolet & apple pie
>>>> **** Jebus
>>>>
>>>> Discuss.
>>>> :)
>>>>
>>> "I'm not a bigot: I hate everyone."
>>
>> I forgot to say; **** baseball.
>> :)
>>
>
> No. They get stuck in there and then you have to walk verrrry carefully
> down to the emergency room (don't sit down anywhere!!!) and tell
> everyone you have a baseball lodged in your ass. You'd think hospital
> staff would be professional/dignified, but nooooooooooooooo. They'll be
> giggling and cracking jokes and everything.

Shades of SNL's "Appalatchan Emergency Room" skit!

> Want to shove something up
> your butt?

Not so far...maybe you could talk me into it...

> Select an item that won't get stuck.

A greased weasel?


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On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:13:45 -0700, §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies,
denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:
> On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:02:59 -0600, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
> following claims :
>> §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>> On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:03:48 -0400, ah aided th' terraists with the
>>> following claims :
>>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:53:06 -0400, Git_RDunn aided th' terraists
>>>>> with the following claims :
>>>>>
>>>>>> More than you can count, 'tard boy.
>>>>> **** America
>>>>> **** the Troops
>>>>> **** Regan
>>>>> **** Chevrolet & apple pie
>>>>> **** Jebus
>>>>>
>>>>> Discuss.
>>>>> :)
>>>>>
>>>> "I'm not a bigot: I hate everyone."
>>>
>>> I forgot to say; **** baseball.
>>> :)
>>
>> No. They get stuck in there and then you have to walk verrrry carefully
>> down to the emergency room (don't sit down anywhere!!!) and tell
>> everyone you have a baseball lodged in your ass. You'd think hospital
>> staff would be professional/dignified, but nooooooooooooooo. They'll be
>> giggling and cracking jokes and everything.
>
> Shades of SNL's "Appalatchan Emergency Room" skit!
>
>> Want to shove something up
>> your butt?
>
> Not so far...maybe you could talk me into it...
>
>> Select an item that won't get stuck.
>
> A greased weasel?

Oi! Don't be tricked by my fanboi...

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On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:57:50 +0000, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
following claims :

> On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:13:45 -0700, §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies,
> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
> obfuscations:
>> On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:02:59 -0600, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
>> following claims :
>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>>> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>>> On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:03:48 -0400, ah aided th' terraists with the
>>>> following claims :
>>>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:53:06 -0400, Git_RDunn aided th' terraists
>>>>>> with the following claims :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> More than you can count, 'tard boy.
>>>>>> **** America
>>>>>> **** the Troops
>>>>>> **** Regan
>>>>>> **** Chevrolet & apple pie
>>>>>> **** Jebus
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Discuss.
>>>>>> :)
>>>>>>
>>>>> "I'm not a bigot: I hate everyone."
>>>>
>>>> I forgot to say; **** baseball.
>>>> :)
>>>
>>> No. They get stuck in there and then you have to walk verrrry carefully
>>> down to the emergency room (don't sit down anywhere!!!) and tell
>>> everyone you have a baseball lodged in your ass. You'd think hospital
>>> staff would be professional/dignified, but nooooooooooooooo. They'll be
>>> giggling and cracking jokes and everything.
>>
>> Shades of SNL's "Appalatchan Emergency Room" skit!
>>
>>> Want to shove something up
>>> your butt?
>>
>> Not so far...maybe you could talk me into it...
>>
>>> Select an item that won't get stuck.
>>
>> A greased weasel?
>
> Oi! Don't be tricked by my fanboi...

His email addys diff...I'll play with just about anyone...long as they
aint racist or wingnutty :)


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§ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:57:50 +0000, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
> following claims :
>
>> On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:13:45 -0700, §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies,
>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>> obfuscations:
>>> On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:02:59 -0600, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
>>> following claims :
>>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>>>> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>>>> On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:03:48 -0400, ah aided th' terraists with the
>>>>> following claims :
>>>>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:53:06 -0400, Git_RDunn aided th' terraists
>>>>>>> with the following claims :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> More than you can count, 'tard boy.
>>>>>>> **** America
>>>>>>> **** the Troops
>>>>>>> **** Regan
>>>>>>> **** Chevrolet & apple pie
>>>>>>> **** Jebus
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Discuss.
>>>>>>> :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I'm not a bigot: I hate everyone."
>>>>> I forgot to say; **** baseball.
>>>>> :)
>>>> No. They get stuck in there and then you have to walk verrrry carefully
>>>> down to the emergency room (don't sit down anywhere!!!) and tell
>>>> everyone you have a baseball lodged in your ass. You'd think hospital
>>>> staff would be professional/dignified, but nooooooooooooooo. They'll be
>>>> giggling and cracking jokes and everything.
>>> Shades of SNL's "Appalatchan Emergency Room" skit!
>>>
>>>> Want to shove something up
>>>> your butt?
>>> Not so far...maybe you could talk me into it...
>>>
>>>> Select an item that won't get stuck.
>>> A greased weasel?
>> Oi! Don't be tricked by my fanboi...
>
> His email addys diff...I'll play with just about anyone...long as they
> aint racist or wingnutty :)

Why are you addressing me in the third person?

BTW, a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)

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On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:04:56 -0600, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
<popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> bloviated:

>a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
>before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)

Listen to the sockpuppet, it appears to have a lot of experience.
 
Aratzio wrote:
> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:04:56 -0600, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
> <popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> bloviated:
>
>>a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
>>before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)
>
> Listen to the sockpuppet, it appears to have a lot of experience.

Creepy.
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ah
 
On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:04:43 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
bloviated:

>Aratzio wrote:
>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:04:56 -0600, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
>> <popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> bloviated:
>>
>>>a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
>>>before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)
>>
>> Listen to the sockpuppet, it appears to have a lot of experience.
>
>Creepy.

Pretty much. That one spanks itself almost as well as G-Dumb.
 
ah wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Aratzio wrote:
>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:04:56 -0600, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
>> <popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> bloviated:
>>
>>> a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
>>> before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)
>> Listen to the sockpuppet, it appears to have a lot of experience.
>
> Creepy.

So which one of you wants it more?

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Aratzio wrote:

> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:04:43 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:04:56 -0600, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
>>> <popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
>>>>before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)
>>>
>>> Listen to the sockpuppet, it appears to have a lot of experience.
>>
>>Creepy.
>
> Pretty much. That one spanks itself almost as well as G-Dumb.

Is G-Dumb a sockpuppet for Wavy G?
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On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:04:56 -0600, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
following claims :

> §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:57:50 +0000, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
>> following claims :
>>
>>> On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:13:45 -0700, §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies,
>>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>> obfuscations:
>>>> On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:02:59 -0600, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
>>>> following claims :
>>>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>>>>> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>>>>> On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:03:48 -0400, ah aided th' terraists with the
>>>>>> following claims :
>>>>>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:53:06 -0400, Git_RDunn aided th' terraists
>>>>>>>> with the following claims :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> More than you can count, 'tard boy.
>>>>>>>> **** America
>>>>>>>> **** the Troops
>>>>>>>> **** Regan
>>>>>>>> **** Chevrolet & apple pie
>>>>>>>> **** Jebus
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Discuss.
>>>>>>>> :)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "I'm not a bigot: I hate everyone."
>>>>>> I forgot to say; **** baseball.
>>>>>> :)
>>>>> No. They get stuck in there and then you have to walk verrrry carefully
>>>>> down to the emergency room (don't sit down anywhere!!!) and tell
>>>>> everyone you have a baseball lodged in your ass. You'd think hospital
>>>>> staff would be professional/dignified, but nooooooooooooooo. They'll be
>>>>> giggling and cracking jokes and everything.
>>>> Shades of SNL's "Appalatchan Emergency Room" skit!
>>>>
>>>>> Want to shove something up
>>>>> your butt?
>>>> Not so far...maybe you could talk me into it...
>>>>
>>>>> Select an item that won't get stuck.
>>>> A greased weasel?
>>> Oi! Don't be tricked by my fanboi...
>>
>> His email addys diff...I'll play with just about anyone...long as they
>> aint racist or wingnutty :)
>
> Why are you addressing me in the third person?
>
Because yer a third rate citizen?

<rimshot>

> BTW, a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
> before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)

Oh no....like Saint Regan said;"trust but verify'.

<nods>

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On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:41:50 -0500, in alt.aratzio, Tim Weaver
<tmw99999@gmail.com> bloviated:

>Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:04:43 -0400, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:04:56 -0600, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
>>>> <popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
>>>>>before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)
>>>>
>>>> Listen to the sockpuppet, it appears to have a lot of experience.
>>>
>>>Creepy.
>>
>> Pretty much. That one spanks itself almost as well as G-Dumb.
>
>Is G-Dumb a sockpuppet for Wavy G?

Wavy is weirdly funny, G-Dumb is just stupid.

So you make the call.
 
On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:22:35 -0700, Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>wrote:

>On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:41:50 -0500, in alt.aratzio, Tim Weaver
><tmw99999@gmail.com> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:04:43 -0400, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:04:56 -0600, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
>>>>> <popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
>>>>>>before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)
>>>>>
>>>>> Listen to the sockpuppet, it appears to have a lot of experience.
>>>>
>>>>Creepy.
>>>
>>> Pretty much. That one spanks itself almost as well as G-Dumb.
>>
>>Is G-Dumb a sockpuppet for Wavy G?
>
>Wavy is weirdly funny, G-Dumb is just stupid.
>
>So you make the call.

Didn't g-dumb first manifest itself in AHM? Not wavy's m.o.
My original id still stands.
 
On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:22:35 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:41:50 -0500, in alt.aratzio, Tim Weaver
><tmw99999@gmail.com> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:04:43 -0400, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:04:56 -0600, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
>>>>> <popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
>>>>>>before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)
>>>>>
>>>>> Listen to the sockpuppet, it appears to have a lot of experience.
>>>>
>>>>Creepy.
>>>
>>> Pretty much. That one spanks itself almost as well as G-Dumb.
>>
>>Is G-Dumb a sockpuppet for Wavy G?
>
>Wavy is weirdly funny, G-Dumb is just stupid.
>
>So you make the call.

I think it might be a Greg sock, their posting styles are real
similar...absolute sheer stupidity. I've actually been thinking about
it for a few days and I honestly cannot EVER recall any poster in my
entire history on Usenet who posted with such an absolute poverty of
personality and wit. It's almost like it's going out of its way to
TRY and sound like the most banal raped chromosomal deficient
imaginable. Which, of course, would make no sense at all since
trolling is certainly not, in any form, continually making yourself
look like a complete ****tard for the amusement of others. Pretty
much that's, well, just being a ****tard really. The only possible
explanation I can come up with is either he's psychotically deranged
or he's a Net Rat, from the lower end of gen Barney, most likely still
ordering "big kids" kids meals and wearing Pampers size 7s to bed
every night for his bed wetting...

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Pampers_Size_7.jpg

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Aratzio wrote:
> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:04:43 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:04:56 -0600, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
>>> <popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>a golf ball won't get stuck in your ass if you lube it up real well
>>>>before you stuff it in there. Trust me. :)
>>>
>>> Listen to the sockpuppet, it appears to have a lot of experience.
>>
>>Creepy.
>
> Pretty much. That one spanks itself almost as well as G-Dumb.

And here I thought it was once pretty-much o.k. . . . .
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ah
 

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