Re: Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of *** Day Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



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> > nemo wrote:



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> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > news:41822F1D.223F4139@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > > RJH <anchor0057@yahoo.com> wrote in message



> > > > > news:2a2566aa.0410281121.5e1614d4@posting.google.com...



> > > > > > The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at



> this



> > year's



> > > > > > Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to



> > split the



> > > > > > winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro



> Quo.



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> > > > > Why was there a head judge? Was somebody cooking them?



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> > > > Cooking the head judge?



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> > > > Cooking the books?



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> > > Cooking heads of course. Perfectly normal ewe sedge.



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> > > Used by very versatile prostitutes: Double Entry Bookkeeping.



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> > Why would anyone want to cook lettuce?



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> To destroy the prussic and oxalic acids?


Prussic Acid: A drug used by a pre-1871 German state.

 
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