Re: Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of *** Day Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Excrescent: Former Muslim symbol.



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> Excrete: Former island in the Atlantic near Greece and Turkey.



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> Excurrent: No more electricity.



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> Execute: No longer cute.



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> Exhale: Former revolutionary sailor.


Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim.

Exile: No longer surrounded by water.

Surround: A fat knight.

Tim Bruening wrote:


> nemo wrote:



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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:43191B22.40EE11C6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > news:41B4C3CE.3C44B227@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in



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> > > > > news:<4h6qc01f02t42bkss8ll3l4ie5msc822or@4ax.com>...



> > > > > > On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 20:28:00 -0400, "Greg Evans"



> > > > > > <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:



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> > > > > > >> I just have a good bit of expertise in citrus.



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> > > > > > >That would explain the perpetual sour expression on Mrs. K's



> face.



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> > > > > > She never did like Key Lime pie.



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> > > > > Key Lime 3.1415926?



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> > > > Prelime-inHarry: Before he ate one.



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> > > Harry Potter?



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> > > Intermission: Relations between churches.



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> > Big, armed guy called Arnie who makes sure people all go back their



> seats



> > when the bell rings: Intermissnator.



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> Our knee hurts!



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> Dundee: Demon that wrestles with crocodiles.


 
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