Re: Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of *** Day Puns

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Tim Bruening

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"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote


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> "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:



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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote



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> > > Michael Balarama wrote:



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> > > > "Right now President Bush is in Europe, he's in Germany,



> > > > and he stopped in Frankfurt and he got off the plane and



> > > > he electrified the crowd with 'Ich Bin ein frankfurter.'"



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> > > At least he was frank!



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> > The President mustard the troops but they couldn't ketchup.



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> What turkeys!



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It was all pork, with natural caissons.

Porking: A low income monarch.

Porkbarrel Tree: Tree that grows pig meat.

 
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