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Onideus Mad Hatter
Guest
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:27:24 -0500, Uncle Monster
<unclemon@suckass.com> wrote:
>I've go<**** SLAP>
Oh look, it's a rip off of the thread I started about a week ago. No
siree, you aren't completely ****in Hatter obsessed. And lord knows
you aren't bypassing that Net Nanny filter yer parents got setup by
surfing my posts in Google froups. Speaking of that original thread I
started, here's a whole bunch of new ones I've gotten over the past
couple weeks:
Statue of liberty to return to France
The porn industry is said to be hit by recession as there are now
fewer consumers spending for flick
Spielberg found dead in freak accident
FDA warns against eating lobster
Japanese rookie tosses perfect game for Dodgers
First woman to be signed in NFL
Apple iPods explode while charging
Gunman Fires In Tenn. Church; 2 Dead
Obama cancels trip after Brush denies him of right to visit deployed
troops
Intel makes a bid for AMD
Britney refuses to pay child support
Man killed by flying ****tail glass
Tiger Woods retires from golf, cites lack of competition
Clinton named to top post by Obama
Dark Knight gets into trouble with law
Huge oil spill off California coast pollutes drinking water
Japan quake death toll reaches 10, 000
A drag queen that looks much better than Miss America
Gay Men Perceive Each Other As Homophobic
God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough
God Accepts Responsability for Hurricane Katrina
Ronald Reagan Prime Suspect In Bank Robbery
Existence of Poor People A Surprise, Says Bush
Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French
Shocking Video Shows Spongebob And Gay Sex!
PopeWatch: Fox News Personally Confirms the Pope's Death
Mccain Vows To Withdraw All Troops From The U.S.
Girl Scouts Sue To Colllect Cookie Payments
Pepsi sues Coke for $892mn
Horses breaks riders skull in freak attack
Man loses legs in freak hospital mishap
Illegal Immigrants Seize Control Of The U.S.
Fire destroys Yosemite National Park
Boy eats fried rat, pictures
You are living in the worst city
Cats attack, kill student
Google charged by European Union for espionage
Unknown person stabs Christian Bale
Oprah Winfrey hurt in car crash
Madonna's daughter in kidnap attempt
Killer bees kill 4 in South America
Swedish princess slaps town florist
Iran launches first missiles at Israel, oil prices shoot up
Private plane travel to be banned
Miley Cyrus describes her dream man
Murderer on the loose after cop bungle in Iowa
Police: Motorcyclist flipped bird, popped wheelie, crashed
After 53 arrests, chronic NYC subway groper could face life in prison
BREAKING NEWS: Is Gay Bishop Gay Enough?
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson is hermaphrodite. Watch the video.
BREAKING NEWS: Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing
To Do
KFed's attorney: Brit missed 8 of 14 drug tests
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
<unclemon@suckass.com> wrote:
>I've go<**** SLAP>
Oh look, it's a rip off of the thread I started about a week ago. No
siree, you aren't completely ****in Hatter obsessed. And lord knows
you aren't bypassing that Net Nanny filter yer parents got setup by
surfing my posts in Google froups. Speaking of that original thread I
started, here's a whole bunch of new ones I've gotten over the past
couple weeks:
Statue of liberty to return to France
The porn industry is said to be hit by recession as there are now
fewer consumers spending for flick
Spielberg found dead in freak accident
FDA warns against eating lobster
Japanese rookie tosses perfect game for Dodgers
First woman to be signed in NFL
Apple iPods explode while charging
Gunman Fires In Tenn. Church; 2 Dead
Obama cancels trip after Brush denies him of right to visit deployed
troops
Intel makes a bid for AMD
Britney refuses to pay child support
Man killed by flying ****tail glass
Tiger Woods retires from golf, cites lack of competition
Clinton named to top post by Obama
Dark Knight gets into trouble with law
Huge oil spill off California coast pollutes drinking water
Japan quake death toll reaches 10, 000
A drag queen that looks much better than Miss America
Gay Men Perceive Each Other As Homophobic
God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough
God Accepts Responsability for Hurricane Katrina
Ronald Reagan Prime Suspect In Bank Robbery
Existence of Poor People A Surprise, Says Bush
Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French
Shocking Video Shows Spongebob And Gay Sex!
PopeWatch: Fox News Personally Confirms the Pope's Death
Mccain Vows To Withdraw All Troops From The U.S.
Girl Scouts Sue To Colllect Cookie Payments
Pepsi sues Coke for $892mn
Horses breaks riders skull in freak attack
Man loses legs in freak hospital mishap
Illegal Immigrants Seize Control Of The U.S.
Fire destroys Yosemite National Park
Boy eats fried rat, pictures
You are living in the worst city
Cats attack, kill student
Google charged by European Union for espionage
Unknown person stabs Christian Bale
Oprah Winfrey hurt in car crash
Madonna's daughter in kidnap attempt
Killer bees kill 4 in South America
Swedish princess slaps town florist
Iran launches first missiles at Israel, oil prices shoot up
Private plane travel to be banned
Miley Cyrus describes her dream man
Murderer on the loose after cop bungle in Iowa
Police: Motorcyclist flipped bird, popped wheelie, crashed
After 53 arrests, chronic NYC subway groper could face life in prison
BREAKING NEWS: Is Gay Bishop Gay Enough?
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson is hermaphrodite. Watch the video.
BREAKING NEWS: Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing
To Do
KFed's attorney: Brit missed 8 of 14 drug tests
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )