Re: Buy Nothing Day Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


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nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo)


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



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> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message



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> "Kathy" <tnktkachuk3@cogeco.ca> wrote in message



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> Courier: They gave me the runaround.



> he could not scratch out a living



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> Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?



> Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody. Postman:



> Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform. Producer: Went impotent.



> Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of *****!



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> Flower cleaner: Business drooped.



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> The question is: Will Ted take his place?


Car saleman: His business crashed.

VX: A chemical weapons that turns people into vampires.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:



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> >
fredmiller@the.PC ?Z <FRED609@webtv.net> wrote in message


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nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo)


> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:3F81B6DA.66DBD746@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > nemo wrote:



> > Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message



> > news:vo0as5scksg820@corp.supernews.com...



> > "Kathy" <tnktkachuk3@cogeco.ca> wrote in message



> > news:t4Ufb.4853$733.292864@read1.cgocable.net...



> > Courier: They gave me the runaround.



> > he could not scratch out a living



> >



> > Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?



> > Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody. Postman:



> > Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform. Producer: Went impotent.



> > Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of *****!



> >



> > Flower cleaner: Business drooped.



> >



> > The question is: Will Ted take his place?



>



> Car saleman: His business crashed.


He lost one of ess esses *** well!


>



> VX: A chemical weapons that turns people into vampires.


So that's how they turn decent human beings into ruthless military

officers!!

 
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