Re: Buy Nothing Day Puns

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Tim Bruening

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> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message



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> > "Kathy" <tnktkachuk3@cogeco.ca> wrote in message



> > news:t4Ufb.4853$733.292864@read1.cgocable.net...



> > > Courier: They gave me the runaround.



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> > he could not scratch out a living



> >



> Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?



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> Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody.



> Postman: Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform.



> Producer: Went impotent.



> Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of *****!


Flower cleaner: Business wilted.

VX: A chemical weapon that affects vampires.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> > Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message



> > news:vo0as5scksg820@corp.supernews.com...



> > >



> > > "Kathy" <tnktkachuk3@cogeco.ca> wrote in message



> > > news:t4Ufb.4853$733.292864@read1.cgocable.net...



> > > > Courier: They gave me the runaround.



> > >



> > > he could not scratch out a living



> > >



> > Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?



> >



> > Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody.



> > Postman: Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform.



> > Producer: Went impotent.



> > Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of *****!



>



> Flower cleaner: Business wilted.



>



> VX: A chemical weapon that affects vampires.


PX: By selling them food containing it?

 
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