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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

> Joan Titsworth <adrienne.golden@ewww.mjj2005.net> wrote in

> news:Xns988DEFB15C62EARJT@217.160.217.58:

>

>> On 29 Nov 2006, Joseph Bartlo <jbartlo@verizon.net> posted some

>> news:456E2B8D.287E431E@verizon.net:

>>

>>> Robert Buchanan wrote:

>>>

>>>> My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm

>>>> welcome to Joseph Bartlo!

>>>>

>>>> > Robert Buchanan wrote:

>>>> >

>>>> >> What if I allowed you to participate in the editing process?

>>>> >

>>>> > As long as I keep the film afterward, liar.

>>>>

>>>> You may keep a copy of it, prick. You don't dictate terms to me,

>>>> though you may negotiate them. Don't piss me off or I'll blast your

>>>> face with action.

>>>

>>> Feel free to come here and attempt to blast anytime, liar. But if you

>>> try to get involved with me & Cujo and I end up killing him, you may

>>> be next.

>>

>> Oh dear, multiple death threats. Are you taking appointments, or is it

>> first come first served?

>

> In my position as OOKaT of alt.fucknozzles I hereby declare 2007 as Year

> of the Death Tour. Let's join together to do whatever it takes to get

> our kooks on the road and soiling their drawers.

>

> ALL HAIL THE FRONT ST. GYM!!!!1!!!!

>

http://www.totalrocky.com/fastfacts/locationguide.html

 

al halal krappy sequels based on the same shitty plot.

 

must be an AUK thang. :]

 

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cujo: Just wait for the whine it's been going on about for over

cujo: four years: a s00p3r s3kr1t |\/|41|_`1|\|9 lits where

cujo: everyone talks about teh Jop Mockey all day long.

 

me: whaddayaknow... here's an archive of one:

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me: DOOP!!!!42!

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Abraham Lincoln was a bonehead

he shouldla turned around

and punched John Wilkes Booth

in the eye.

 

But I guess he preferred

to watcha stupid ass play

with some guy dressed up as a tree

in it.

 

How the hell did he win the civil war

and build a log cabin

with his bare hands

(as the legend says)?

 

He didn't even have the instinct

to know he was about to get shot from behind:

I hope the next president won't be enshrined

he's got two eyes in the back of his head instead of

 

two holes...      [realer - by Feller Quentin and "the latter"]

 

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Roberta Looks Better in a Skirt than you do:

http://tinyurl.com/lfklv

 

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"That's all fine... but nobody is going to take anything seriously coming from

a twat who brags about how intimidating his Cannibal Corpse shirts are." -

CujoDesockpuppet Thread-Killer #453

 

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"I get a summons to appear for jury duty.

I did this once before in Philly. Their policy was "One trial or one day" and

they wouldn't bother you after that.

I get my ass up on Friday (my day off) at 6am so I could be sure not to get

there late and have to go through this ordeal again. Turns out it's a capital

murder trial and is expected to last several weeks. This is not exactly an

appealing prospect, so at break, I hustle to a liquor store and snag one of

those sample whiskies and gargle it for about 30 seconds or so and use the

little bit on the bottom for aftershave.  Got my ass out of there in record

time. " - Cujo shares a crafty scheme to get out of jury duty and present

yourself to the court as an irresponsible drunk all at the same time in

<778c47$pv...@newshost.cyberramp.net>.

 

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