Re: Deadly spiders invading the UK.

[Snarky]

Naked Gonad wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Snarky wrote:
>> §ñühwØ£f wrote:
>>> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:37:53 +0100, Naked Gonad aided th' terraists with
>>> the following claims :
>>>
>>>> jonnie chunks, aka/genius/aka Col Rusty Bars wrote:
>>>>> On Oct 14, 4:38 am, Naked Gonad <bodro...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>> We already have the false widow spider and now there is a real fear
>>>>>> that the Black Widow might be invading...<shock horror>.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Gonad
>>>>> Just buy some RAID, one quick spray, and they're dead.
>>>>>
>>>>> We used to get them in our house, actually, I had to kill them, all
>>>>> the time, it's nothing really, you dont give it a second thought after
>>>>> awhile.
>>>> The Black or False Widows?
>>>
>>> Black widows arnt that deadly.
>>> Only to children or old people.
>>> FYI, been bitten, survived.
>>
>> Yeah, the little brown ones are far worse. Those things will kill ya.
>>
>> If you ever see a tiny brown or gray spider anywhere in your house,
>> kill that ****er by any means possible. If you let it live it will
>> run up your nose while you're asleep and lay eggs. When the babies
>> hatch they eat your brain.
>>
> What's the name of the little brown ones? ....little ****ers?

I don't know, they all look alike to me.

Nature sure has lots of critters in the "little brown" category, doesn't
it? Little brown birds. Little brown spiders. Little brown rodents.

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[Snarky]

On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:39:55 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote these lies, denials,
arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Snarky's #1 Fan wrote:
>> Naked Gonad wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>> Snarky's #1 Fan wrote:
>>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:37:53 +0100, Naked Gonad aided th' terraists
> with
>>>>> the following claims :
>>>>>> jonnie chunks, aka/genius/aka Col Rusty Bars wrote:
>>>>>>> On Oct 14, 4:38 am, Naked Gonad wrote:
>>>>>>>> We already have the false widow spider and now there is a real
>>>>>>>> fear that the Black Widow might be invading...<shock horror>.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Gonad
>>>>>>> Just buy some RAID, one quick spray, and they're dead.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We used to get them in our house, actually, I had to kill them,
>>>>>>> all the time, it's nothing really, you dont give it a second
>>>>>>> thought
> after
>>>>>>> awhile. The Black or False Widows?
>>>>>
>>>>> Black widows arnt that deadly.
>>>>> Only to children or old people.
>>>>> FYI, been bitten, survived.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, the little brown ones are far worse. Those things will kill
>>>> ya.
>>>>
>>>> If you ever see a tiny brown or gray spider anywhere in your house,
> kill
>>>> that ****er by any means possible. If you let it live it will run up
>>>> your nose while you're asleep and lay eggs. When the babies hatch
>>>> they eat your brain.
>>>>
>>> What's the name of the little brown ones? ....little ****ers?
>>
>> I don't know, they all look alike to me.
>>
>> Nature sure has lots of critters in the "little brown" category,
>> doesn't it? Little brown birds. Little brown spiders. Little brown
>> rodents.
>
> I believe that particular spider is called the "Brown Recluse". It and
> the female Black Widow are the only two that can really cause serious
> harm to a person in a modern country. However, the "little brown"
> spider could have been nothing more than a typical house spider.

Spiders have always given me the creeps.

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[Tim Weaver]

Snarky wrote:

> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:39:55 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote these lies, denials,
> arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>> Snarky's #1 Fan wrote:
>>> Naked Gonad wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>>> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>>> Snarky's #1 Fan wrote:
>>>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:37:53 +0100, Naked Gonad aided th' terraists
>>>>>> with the following claims :
>>>>>>> jonnie chunks, aka/genius/aka Col Rusty Bars wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Oct 14, 4:38 am, Naked Gonad wrote:
>>>>>>>>> We already have the false widow spider and now there is a real
>>>>>>>>> fear that the Black Widow might be invading...<shock horror>.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Gonad
>>>>>>>> Just buy some RAID, one quick spray, and they're dead.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We used to get them in our house, actually, I had to kill them,
>>>>>>>> all the time, it's nothing really, you dont give it a second
>>>>>>>> thought after awhile. The Black or False Widows?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Black widows arnt that deadly.
>>>>>> Only to children or old people.
>>>>>> FYI, been bitten, survived.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, the little brown ones are far worse. Those things will kill
>>>>> ya.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you ever see a tiny brown or gray spider anywhere in your house,
>>>>> kill that ****er by any means possible. If you let it live it will
>>>>> run up your nose while you're asleep and lay eggs. When the babies
>>>>> hatch they eat your brain.
>>>>>
>>>> What's the name of the little brown ones? ....little ****ers?
>>>
>>> I don't know, they all look alike to me.
>>>
>>> Nature sure has lots of critters in the "little brown" category,
>>> doesn't it? Little brown birds. Little brown spiders. Little brown
>>> rodents.
>>
>> I believe that particular spider is called the "Brown Recluse". It and
>> the female Black Widow are the only two that can really cause serious
>> harm to a person in a modern country. However, the "little brown"
>> spider could have been nothing more than a typical house spider.
>
> Spiders have always given me the creeps.

I love spiders. I want to be one.
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[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:22:02 -0600, Snarky
<popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> wrote:

>Naked Gonad wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>> Snarky wrote:
>>> ???hw?f wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:37:53 +0100, Naked Gonad aided th' terraists with
>>>> the following claims :
>>>>
>>>>> jonnie chunks, aka/genius/aka Col Rusty Bars wrote:
>>>>>> On Oct 14, 4:38 am, Naked Gonad <bodro...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>> We already have the false widow spider and now there is a real fear
>>>>>>> that the Black Widow might be invading...<shock horror>.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Gonad
>>>>>> Just buy some RAID, one quick spray, and they're dead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We used to get them in our house, actually, I had to kill them, all
>>>>>> the time, it's nothing really, you dont give it a second thought after
>>>>>> awhile.
>>>>> The Black or False Widows?
>>>>
>>>> Black widows arnt that deadly.
>>>> Only to children or old people.
>>>> FYI, been bitten, survived.
>>>
>>> Yeah, the little brown ones are far worse. Those things will kill ya.
>>>
>>> If you ever see a tiny brown or gray spider anywhere in your house,
>>> kill that ****er by any means possible. If you let it live it will
>>> run up your nose while you're asleep and lay eggs. When the babies
>>> hatch they eat your brain.
>>>
>> What's the name of the little brown ones? ....little ****ers?
>
>I don't know, they all look alike to me.
>
>Nature sure has lots of critters in the "little brown" category, doesn't
>it? Little brown birds. Little brown spiders. Little brown rodents.

Or in your case, Greggy, "little brown turd".

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