Re: December 31 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:41168758.931F86E0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > nemo wrote:



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> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > news:41133D77.6B3EAF73@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > Brimming: Overflowing Chinese vase.



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> > > > Grokker: Martian dog from a Heinlein novel.



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> > > > Grokking: Martian king from a Heinlein novel.



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> > > > Slimming: Thin vase.



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> > > > Slumming: Run down urban vase.



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> > > Brimstone: What the overflowing Chinese vase overflows with while


giving


> off



> > > high sulphur steam!



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> > Palming: A hand vase.



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> and also what a Chinese presditgi . . pretsigiditailor . .



> prempsditigita . . conjuror does!



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> Conjuror: Bent member of the jury there to swing the vote on the


verdict.


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> Verdict: The green patina on a bronze statue's willie.


Horton: 2,000 pound hooker.

Willie Horton: 2,000 pound male gigilo.

 
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