Re: Election Day Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



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> > nemo wrote:



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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



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> > > Greg Evans wrote:



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> > > > J. A. Mc. wrote:



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> > > > > ... Talleyrand himself had already held a bishopric ...



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> > > > ...And we all know how much fun that can be....



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> > > Bishopric: ***** of a bishop?



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> > See: Peeping tom looking at it through his window.



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> > Diocese: Coloured oceans.



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> > Bullion: A male cattle/lion crossbreed.



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> > Stallion: A horse/lion crossbreed.



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> Battalion: Nope. That'll only make it angry. Shoot it instead!



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> Pommelion: Again, it'll only make it angry. Shoot it instead!



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> Galion: A female King of Beasts.



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> Ganglion: A pride.



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> Nonillion: The King of Beasts who's been sick but is better now.



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> Padelion: The King of Beasts propelling a canoe.



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> Tabellion: The King of Beasts working as a waiter.



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> Talion: King of Beasts with very long legs.



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> Trillion: Cross between The King of Beasts and a canary.



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> Vermilion: A red King of Beasts.



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> Vermillion: A red King of Beasts with lots of worms!


Billion: To charge a lion.

 
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