Re: Escaped WW2 chickens.

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


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> > nemo wrote:


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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > news:438ACD8D.82778DFC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > > > nemo wrote:


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> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > > news:424D18CF.1F5BAC2D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > > > > > nemo wrote:


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> > > > > > > During WW2, a lot of chickens escaped from a chicken farm when a


> > > German


> > > > > > > fighter plane dived down and riddled all the chicken coops and


> sheds


> > > > > with


> > > > > > > pullet holes!


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> > > > > > Do any of those chickens pitch and commit "balks"?


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> > > > > > What does the Hindu?


> > > > >


> > > > > Lays iggs! - again.


> > > >


> > > > Humpty Dumpty: Tea that has a Great Fall.


> > >


> > > Humpty Dumpty Saturn A.W.O.L.?


> >


> > Neptune: Watering music.


> >


> Alright. Who's going to be the first to write a pun on Uranus?

V-Nus: Vampire from the 2nd planet.