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On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:59:09 -0700, "[ DocJeff ]"

<y2kprez@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:02:35 -0700, "Developer" <roger@rabbit.com>

>wrote:

>

>>Visit my new forum http://contract-developer.dyndns.biz/phpBB3/viewforum.php?f=19

>

>No. Posting HTML into usenet makes you an idiot n00b and that means

>your forum is suckworthy by default.

>

>Here's your sign...

>

>

>/Doc -

 

We're probably going to wind up seeing a lot more Webbie newfags, some

say the cancer that is killing /b/ is the chemo that is "healing"

Usenet...in other words we're going to wind up with more and more

chan-tards, PoE-fags and Special Ed lusers, ditching their ban happy

Webbie crap for the unrestricted Usenet medium...problem is, while

they're not ~completely~ fucking stupid, most of them are poorly

educated high school drop outs from generation Barney, posting overly

redundant crap and killing the lulz with lame ridden Beavis & Butthead

level stupidity. Basically the Webbie equivalent of cascading (but

with moar fag lames).

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

news:q9hkc4t8gtq6jmr0tqc17jn6l3qab5avsr@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:59:09 -0700, "[ DocJeff ]"

> <y2kprez@hotmail.com> wrote:

>

>>On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:02:35 -0700, "Developer" <roger@rabbit.com>

>>wrote:

>>

>>>Visit my new forum

>>>http://contract-developer.dyndns.biz/phpBB3/viewforum.php?f=19

>>

>>No. Posting HTML into usenet makes you an idiot n00b and that means

>>your forum is suckworthy by default.

>>

>>Here's your sign...

>>

>>

>>/Doc -

>

> We're probably going to wind up seeing a lot more Webbie newfags, some

> say the cancer that is killing /b/ is the chemo that is "healing"

> Usenet...in other words we're going to wind up with more and more

> chan-tards, PoE-fags and Special Ed lusers, ditching their ban happy

> Webbie crap for the unrestricted Usenet medium...problem is, while

> they're not ~completely~ fucking stupid, most of them are poorly

> educated high school drop outs from generation Barney, posting overly

> redundant crap and killing the lulz with lame ridden Beavis & Butthead

> level stupidity. Basically the Webbie equivalent of cascading (but

> with moar fag lames).

 

Bring 'em on. I'd love to see Jameth, Weev, or RFJason stick their

noses into the UPA groups. I'm looking forward to knocking their

virtual heads together so they can get a clue.

--

Pinku-Sensei

FNVW of AUK

Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B

Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks

http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ

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On Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:28:46 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"

<pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:

>> We're probably going to wind up seeing a lot more Webbie newfags, some

>> say the cancer that is killing /b/ is the chemo that is "healing"

>> Usenet...in other words we're going to wind up with more and more

>> chan-tards, PoE-fags and Special Ed lusers, ditching their ban happy

>> Webbie crap for the unrestricted Usenet medium...problem is, while

>> they're not ~completely~ fucking stupid, most of them are poorly

>> educated high school drop outs from generation Barney, posting overly

>> redundant crap and killing the lulz with lame ridden Beavis & Butthead

>> level stupidity. Basically the Webbie equivalent of cascading (but

>> with moar fag lames).

>Bring 'em on. I'd love to see Jameth, Weev, or RFJason stick their

>noses into the UPA groups. I'm looking forward to knocking their

>virtual heads together so they can get a clue.

 

Well I know Weev won't, he's too much of a pussy. I talked to him

last night on IRC, on bantown:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_text/%23buttes-log.txt

 

The d00d is seriously fucked in the head. Really goes out of his way

to try and convince everyone (himself) that he's some incredibly rich

dude whose doing all kinds of drugs, having constant sex with

beautiful women, driving tons of fancy cars, etc, etc. Definitely

acts like a 12 year old trying to over-compensate on the Interwebs.

 

His act is pretty laughable and it really didn't take any effort at

all to smack him around liak a cheap whore. He certainly doesn't live

up to all the Webbie hype. Just a low grade, wannabe, poser class

dipshit pulling off mediocre level flames and pulling prank phone

calls like every other tweenage dipshit in America. The only

difference is he's still doing it at age 30 or whatever.

 

The best part was near the end, with one of his little sidekick

buddies, who started running at the mouth about how he was a REAL

troll, who had "ruined people's lives". I asked him to give me an

example of his life ruining techniques and the very best he could come

up with was that he could vandalize someone's property. Of course he

was pretty much at a loss when I asked him what would happen if

someone had a video surveillance system on their house. He also

didn't seem to understand what insurance is all about.

 

It was also pretty funny watching him try and backpedal over the fact

that he's a great big pussy who tries to hide his identity because

he's afraid what he does, or tries to do, to others could be done to

him. At which point I brought up the fact that it's common for

children to act without taking consequence into consideration. He was

pretty much at a loss on that as well.

 

All in all I think the both of them got a good education last night on

what REAL trolling is all about and hopefully they can all strive to

be slightly less pathetic in the future. The one crippling factor

they seem to have though is that it's serious business to them.

Especially his little sidekick, wanting to 'destroy everyone online',

definitely had the whole tweenage, I hate my parents, I hate my life,

angst ridden, emo, fucktard syndrome going on. Basically these

wannabes are the kids who got picked on in school for being losers and

now they're going online trying to take it out on random strangers.

Which is, needless to say, stunningly pathetic.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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