Re: First Sunday Of Advent Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



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> > nemo wrote:



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> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



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> > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:



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> > > > > On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 11:26:16 +1300, "Gillian V"



> <gillianv@xtra.co.nz>



> > > found



> > > > > these unused words floating about:



> > > > >



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> > > > > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message



> > > > > >news:jpIMb.5121$Es.2582@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...



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> > > > > >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > >> news:40014B91.B1BF6DCF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > >> > Rumble: Druken male cow.



> > > > > >>



> > > > > >> Tumble: Male cow with stomach(s) ache.



> > > > > >>



> > > > > >> Bumble: Male cow with sore ****/***.



> > > > > >>



> > > > > >> Fumble: Male cow who's very clumsy.



> > > > > >>



> > > > > >> Humble: Male cow who'd like to be moo-sickle but can't remember



> the



> > > > > >words -



> > > > > >> or who stinks!.



> > > > > >>



> > > > > >> Scumble: Male cow who's intensly disliked.



> > > > > >>



> > > > > >Serviceable: He makes the whole herd happy.



> > > > > >



> > > > > Affirmable: Lean, mean, fighting machine



> > > > >



> > > > > --



> > > > > ('taint no "male cow", Timmiee, anymore than there's a "female bull"



> !)



> > > >



> > > > What is the general term for a single member of the animal species



> where



> > > beef



> > > > comes from?



> > > >



> > > . . . er . . . . . . . . Butcher???



> >



> > Butcher: Knight of slaughter.



>



> A massacre in the dark?


In Iraq.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:



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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:438ACD4E.6AE14F73@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > >



> > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > news:404A38D9.C78C1230@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > >



> > > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:



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> > > > > > On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 11:26:16 +1300, "Gillian V"



> > <gillianv@xtra.co.nz>



> > > > found



> > > > > > these unused words floating about:



> > > > > >



> > > > > > >



> > > > > > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message



> > > > > > >news:jpIMb.5121$Es.2582@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...



> > > > > > >>



> > > > > > >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > > >> news:40014B91.B1BF6DCF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > > >> > Rumble: Druken male cow.



> > > > > > >>



> > > > > > >> Tumble: Male cow with stomach(s) ache.



> > > > > > >>



> > > > > > >> Bumble: Male cow with sore ****/***.



> > > > > > >>



> > > > > > >> Fumble: Male cow who's very clumsy.



> > > > > > >>



> > > > > > >> Humble: Male cow who'd like to be moo-sickle but can't


remember


> > the



> > > > > > >words -



> > > > > > >> or who stinks!.



> > > > > > >>



> > > > > > >> Scumble: Male cow who's intensly disliked.



> > > > > > >>



> > > > > > >Serviceable: He makes the whole herd happy.



> > > > > > >



> > > > > > Affirmable: Lean, mean, fighting machine



> > > > > >



> > > > > > --



> > > > > > ('taint no "male cow", Timmiee, anymore than there's a "female


bull"


> > !)



> > > > >



> > > > > What is the general term for a single member of the animal species



> > where



> > > > beef



> > > > > comes from?



> > > > >



> > > > . . . er . . . . . . . . Butcher???



> > >



> > > Butcher: Knight of slaughter.



> >



> > A massacre in the dark?



>



> In Iraq.


In a park in Iraq after dark,

Is no lark, it just stark,

And damned fearful,

You then get an earful,

Of "Eeeeeenfidel dog!"

And the click of a gun

So you run and you run

And you're suddenly shocked

Coz the park gate is locked

And this rabid extremist . .

OK Tim. You finish it! :eek:)

And not just with 'Bang!'

Or anything completely irrelephant and uncle neck ted!

 
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