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On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:29:48 -0400 Gary L. Burnore
<gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in Message id:
<g418kv$m79$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

I took the liberty of running your post through a combination garbage
shredder/truth detector.

>Gary the pedophile Burnore.

Heh.
 
Bill Palmer wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:29:48 -0400 Gary L. Burnore
> <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in Message id:
> <g418kv$m79$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
> I took the liberty of running your post through a combination garbage
> shredder/truth detector.
>
>> Gary the pedophile Burnore.
>
> Heh.
>

Care to back that up with some proof?


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On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:53:43 -0500, WindsorFox<SS> sat in thee Comfee
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> Bill Palmer wrote:
>> On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:29:48 -0400 Gary L. Burnore wrote:
>>
>> I took the liberty of running your post through a combination garbage
>> shredder/truth detector.
>>
>>> Gary the pedophile Burnore.
>>
>> Heh.
>
> Care to back that up with some proof?

Would a Flame Giant(TM) lie?

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>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
>
> Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
> argument.

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meet the person, etc.
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"WindsorFox<SS>" <darkshado666@gmail.com> wrote:
>Bill Palmer wrote:
>> Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:
>>
>> I took the liberty of running your post through a combination garbage
>> shredder/truth detector.
>>
>>> Gary the pedophile Burnore.
>>
>> Heh.
>
> Care to back that up with some proof?

http://web.archive.org/web/20070402135000/http://archives.mfn.org/

If archive.org isn't good enough for you then you need to contact
Santa Court court that prosecuted Burnore for child molestation and
request the relevant documents. If you don't want to request the
relevant documents then perhaps you could shut up?

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Timmay! wrote:
> "WindsorFox<SS>" <darkshado666@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Bill Palmer wrote:
>>> Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> I took the liberty of running your post through a combination garbage
>>> shredder/truth detector.
>>>
>>>> Gary the pedophile Burnore.
>>> Heh.
>> Care to back that up with some proof?
>
> http://web.archive.org/web/20070402135000/http://archives.mfn.org/
>
> If archive.org isn't good enough for you then you need to contact
> Santa Court court that prosecuted Burnore for child molestation and
> request the relevant documents. If you don't want to request the
> relevant documents then perhaps you could shut up?
>

No perhaps you could STFU because I know the truth from following
the thread when Gary addressed it. You obviously did not and the crap
that you are spewing, like Lamie; is incorrect.

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On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:07:09 -0500, "WindsorFox<SS>"
<darkshado666@gmail.com> wrote:

>Timmay! wrote:
>> "WindsorFox<SS>" <darkshado666@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Bill Palmer wrote:
>>>> Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I took the liberty of running your post through a combination garbage
>>>> shredder/truth detector.
>>>>
>>>>> Gary the pedophile Burnore.
>>>> Heh.
>>> Care to back that up with some proof?
>>
>> http://web.archive.org/web/20070402135000/http://archives.mfn.org/
>>
>> If archive.org isn't good enough for you then you need to contact
>> Santa Court court that prosecuted Burnore for child molestation and
>> request the relevant documents. If you don't want to request the
>> relevant documents then perhaps you could shut up?
>>
>
> No perhaps you could STFU because I know the truth from following
>the thread when Gary addressed it. You obviously did not and the crap
>that you are spewing, like Lamie; is incorrect.

Tim is using as proof the check forgers website.
gee...you HAVE to trust documents put up on the interwebs by a check
forger.

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On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:07:09 -0500, "WindsorFox<SS>"
<darkshado666@gmail.com> wrote:

>Timmay! wrote:
>> "WindsorFox<SS>" <darkshado666@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Bill Palmer wrote:
>>>> Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I took the liberty of running your post through a combination garbage
>>>> shredder/truth detector.
>>>>
>>>>> Gary the pedophile Burnore.
>>>> Heh.
>>> Care to back that up with some proof?
>>
>> http://web.archive.org/web/20070402135000/http://archives.mfn.org/
>>
>> If archive.org isn't good enough for you then you need to contact
>> Santa Court court that prosecuted Burnore for child molestation and
>> request the relevant documents. If you don't want to request the
>> relevant documents then perhaps you could shut up?
>>
>
> No perhaps you could STFU because I know the truth from following
>the thread when Gary addressed it. You obviously did not and the crap
>that you are spewing, like Lamie; is incorrect.

The funny part is archive.org is "archiving" fan site mfn.org, owned
my knowned check forger Terranson who was fired from his job at a
major ISP.
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"WindsorFox<SS>" <darkshado666@gmail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> "WindsorFox<SS>" <darkshado666@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Bill Palmer wrote:
>>>> Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Gary the pedophile Burnore.
>>>> Heh.
>>> Care to back that up with some proof?
>>
>> http://web.archive.org/web/20070402135000/http://archives.mfn.org/
>>
>> If archive.org isn't good enough for you then you need to contact
>> Santa Court court that prosecuted Burnore for child molestation and
>> request the relevant documents. If you don't want to request the
>> relevant documents then perhaps you could shut up?
>
> No perhaps you could STFU because I know the truth from following
>the thread when Gary addressed it.

Gary says that post is a forgery along with all the posts from his
news server that followed up the thread.

>You obviously did not and the crap that you are spewing, like Lamie;
>is incorrect.

Gary's wife told the story best:

"Oh, and another (Very Important) thing: Tell her that first she must
imagine that Mom had caught her doing the Big Nasty with her boyfriend
just a few weeks previously and forbid her to ever see him again."
<7omin1$5id$1@nntpd.databasix.com>

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K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>"WindsorFox<SS>" <darkshado666@gmail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
[...]
>>> http://web.archive.org/web/20070402135000/http://archives.mfn.org/
>>>
>>> If archive.org isn't good enough for you then you need to contact
>>> Santa Court court that prosecuted Burnore for child molestation and
>>> request the relevant documents. If you don't want to request the
>>> relevant documents then perhaps you could shut up?
>>
>> No perhaps you could STFU because I know the truth from following
>>the thread when Gary addressed it. You obviously did not and the crap
>>that you are spewing, like Lamie; is incorrect.
>
>Tim is using as proof the check forgers website.

I prefer Belinda's own words on the subject:

"Oh, and another (Very Important) thing: Tell her that first she must
imagine that Mom had caught her doing the Big Nasty with her boyfriend
just a few weeks previously and forbid her to ever see him again."
<7omin1$5id$1@nntpd.databasix.com>

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Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:

>Terranson who was fired from his job at a major ISP.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/09/savvis_spam_canned/

A man of principle, it seems. Where were your principles when you were
abusing your step daughter?

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On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:40:43 +0100, Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and
foamed wildly:
> "WindsorFox<SS>" wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> "WindsorFox<SS>" wrote:
>>>> Bill Palmer wrote:
>>>>> Gary L. Burnore wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Gary the pedophile Burnore.
>>>>> Heh.
>>>> Care to back that up with some proof?
>>>
>>> http://web.archive.org/web/20070402135000/http://archives.mfn.org/
>>>
>>> If archive.org isn't good enough for you then you need to contact Santa
>>> Court court that prosecuted Burnore for child molestation and request
>>> the relevant documents. If you don't want to request the relevant
>>> documents then perhaps you could shut up?
>>
>> No perhaps you could STFU because I know the truth from following
>>the thread when Gary addressed it.
>
> Gary says that post is a forgery along with all the posts from his news
> server that followed up the thread.
>
>>You obviously did not and the crap that you are spewing, like Lamie; is
>>incorrect.
>
> Gary's wife told the story best:
>
> "Oh, and another (Very Important) thing: Tell her that first she must
> imagine that Mom had caught her doing the Big Nasty with her boyfriend
> just a few weeks previously and forbid her to ever see him again."
> <7omin1$5id$1@nntpd.databasix.com>

What a "surprise". The message doesn't apparently exist, according to
Google. Guess that claim isn't provable...

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7omin1$5id$1@nntpd.databasix.com

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The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
[...]
>> Gary's wife told the story best:
>>
>> "Oh, and another (Very Important) thing: Tell her that first she must
>> imagine that Mom had caught her doing the Big Nasty with her boyfriend
>> just a few weeks previously and forbid her to ever see him again."
>> <7omin1$5id$1@nntpd.databasix.com>
>
>What a "surprise". The message doesn't apparently exist,

Look harder:

Path:
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From: eridani@databasix.com (Belinda)
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what would have been on her mind, if when she was a few months shy of
turning 18, she climbed under the covers and snuggled up to Mom's
sleeping boyfriend when Mom wasn't in the house.

Oh, and another (Very Important) thing: Tell her that first she must
imagine that Mom had caught her doing the Big Nasty with her boyfriend
just a few weeks previously and forbid her to ever see him again.

I'm so sick of hearing about this mythical poor innocent "child" that
I could puke.

--

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Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:39:08 +0100, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Timmay!, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
> [...]
>>> Gary's wife told the story best:
>>>
>>> "Oh, and another (Very Important) thing: Tell her that first she must
>>> imagine that Mom had caught her doing the Big Nasty with her boyfriend
>>> just a few weeks previously and forbid her to ever see him again."
>>> <7omin1$5id$1@nntpd.databasix.com>
>>
>>What a "surprise". The message doesn't apparently exist,
>
> Look harder:

Huh. Seems I do recall it now (I read one of the threads about it, back
in late '99 or early 2000). Anyway, that's seriously stretching the
definition of "pedophile" to the point of utter benighted uselessness --
my first girlfriend was 16 when we were together, and I was 18, frex. Mind
you, Canada has much saner AOC laws than the US, or had, at least. A
seventeen-year-old girl having sex with a guy in his thirties would not
have resulted in him being arrested, here (and still wouldn't, since our
new AOC is 16), and the mere possibility that it may have done in
California is a sign of American paranoia about sex and pedophiles. IOW,
who gives a ****? She was 17, and she climbed into /his/ bed (assuming
any truth to the story at all).

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You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID:
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killer snot monster."
Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (pause) I
did not say that." -- "Listening to Fear" (87/509), Buffy the Vampire
Slayer
"Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." -- Captain Jack, "The Doctor
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8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?

I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too
seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's
no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.

"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.
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day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
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"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.
 
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and wrote:

>> Look harder:
>
>Huh. Seems I do recall it now (I read one of the threads about it, back
>in late '99 or early 2000). Anyway, that's seriously stretching the
>definition of "pedophile" to the point of utter benighted uselessness --
>my first girlfriend was 16 when we were together, and I was 18, frex. Mind
>you, Canada has much saner AOC laws than the US, or had, at least. A
>seventeen-year-old girl having sex with a guy in his thirties would not
>have resulted in him being arrested, here (and still wouldn't, since our
>new AOC is 16), and the mere possibility that it may have done in
>California is a sign of American paranoia about sex and pedophiles. IOW,
>who gives a ****? She was 17, and she climbed into /his/ bed (assuming
>any truth to the story at all).

This is you 'not giving a ****', right?

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:55:01 +0100, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Timmay!, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and wrote:
>
>>> Look harder:
>>
>>Huh. Seems I do recall it now (I read one of the threads about it, back
>>in late '99 or early 2000). Anyway, that's seriously stretching the
>>definition of "pedophile" to the point of utter benighted uselessness --
>>my first girlfriend was 16 when we were together, and I was 18, frex.
>>Mind you, Canada has much saner AOC laws than the US, or had, at least. A
>>seventeen-year-old girl having sex with a guy in his thirties would not
>>have resulted in him being arrested, here (and still wouldn't, since our
>>new AOC is 16), and the mere possibility that it may have done in
>>California is a sign of American paranoia about sex and pedophiles. IOW,
>>who gives a ****? She was 17, and she climbed into /his/ bed (assuming
>>any truth to the story at all).
>
> This is you 'not giving a ****', right?

That's me ridiculing the pants off the idea that Gary is a pedo, on the
basis that he may have had sex with a 17-year-old.

--
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killer snot monster."
Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (pause) I
did not say that." -- "Listening to Fear" (87/509), Buffy the Vampire
Slayer
"Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." -- Captain Jack, "The Doctor
Dances" (27.10), Doctor Who

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8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?

I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too
seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's
no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.

"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.
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"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: <1161934857.062934.91900@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

"You're fighting a Furry Giant

"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.
 
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and wrote:

>>>Huh. Seems I do recall it now (I read one of the threads about it, back
>>>in late '99 or early 2000). Anyway, that's seriously stretching the
>>>definition of "pedophile" to the point of utter benighted uselessness --
>>>my first girlfriend was 16 when we were together, and I was 18, frex.
>>>Mind you, Canada has much saner AOC laws than the US, or had, at least. A
>>>seventeen-year-old girl having sex with a guy in his thirties would not
>>>have resulted in him being arrested, here (and still wouldn't, since our
>>>new AOC is 16), and the mere possibility that it may have done in
>>>California is a sign of American paranoia about sex and pedophiles. IOW,
>>>who gives a ****? She was 17, and she climbed into /his/ bed (assuming
>>>any truth to the story at all).
>>
>> This is you 'not giving a ****', right?
>
>That's me ridiculing the pants off the idea that Gary is a pedo,

Do you think you did a good job?

>on the basis that he may have had sex with a 17-year-old.

May? Are you unsure? Do you think he's been lying and Belinda let the
truth inadvertantly slip?

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
On the long hot summer day of Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:51:25 +0100, Timmay!
dribbled:
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and wrote:
>
>>>>Huh. Seems I do recall it now (I read one of the threads about it, back
>>>>in late '99 or early 2000). Anyway, that's seriously stretching the
>>>>definition of "pedophile" to the point of utter benighted uselessness
>>>>-- my first girlfriend was 16 when we were together, and I was 18,
>>>>frex. Mind you, Canada has much saner AOC laws than the US, or had, at
>>>>least. A seventeen-year-old girl having sex with a guy in his thirties
>>>>would not have resulted in him being arrested, here (and still
>>>>wouldn't, since our new AOC is 16), and the mere possibility that it
>>>>may have done in California is a sign of American paranoia about sex
>>>>and pedophiles. IOW, who gives a ****? She was 17, and she climbed
>>>>into /his/ bed (assuming any truth to the story at all).
>>>
>>> This is you 'not giving a ****', right?
>>
>>That's me ridiculing the pants off the idea that Gary is a pedo,
>
> Do you think you did a good job?

Not good enough to get it through your extremely dense skull, no. Good
enough for most people, but you're speshul .

>>on the basis that he may have had sex with a 17-year-old.
>
> May? Are you unsure? Do you think he's been lying and Belinda let the
> truth inadvertantly slip?

....Dude. Who the **** cares? She was 17 -- if she had sex with him, she
clearly wasn't underage.

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================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a forged
cancel

4. Ranted about Free Speech when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. ( )

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his own condition/behavior. ( )

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about Free Speech when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

( ) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

( ) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.
 
Timmay!, ye bum-faced paraquito, die a beggar, ye advocated:

> I always take my mother along on first dates.
 
Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:

>>>>>Huh. Seems I do recall it now (I read one of the threads about it, back
>>>>>in late '99 or early 2000). Anyway, that's seriously stretching the
>>>>>definition of "pedophile" to the point of utter benighted uselessness
>>>>>-- my first girlfriend was 16 when we were together, and I was 18,
>>>>>frex. Mind you, Canada has much saner AOC laws than the US, or had, at
>>>>>least. A seventeen-year-old girl having sex with a guy in his thirties
>>>>>would not have resulted in him being arrested, here (and still
>>>>>wouldn't, since our new AOC is 16), and the mere possibility that it
>>>>>may have done in California is a sign of American paranoia about sex
>>>>>and pedophiles. IOW, who gives a ****? She was 17, and she climbed
>>>>>into /his/ bed (assuming any truth to the story at all).
>>>>
>>>> This is you 'not giving a ****', right?
>>>
>>>That's me ridiculing the pants off the idea that Gary is a pedo,
>>
>> Do you think you did a good job?
>
>Not good enough to get it through your extremely dense skull, no. Good
>enough for most people, but you're speshul .

Most people are thinking 'Burnore has another stupid slave to try and
defend his already guttered reputation'.

>>>on the basis that he may have had sex with a 17-year-old.
>>
>> May? Are you unsure? Do you think he's been lying and Belinda let the
>> truth inadvertantly slip?
>
>...Dude. Who the **** cares? She was 17 -- if she had sex with him, she
>clearly wasn't underage.

In California she was and that's where it mattered.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
Timmay!, ye no-necked weak one, goodness is poison to your stomach, ye
grated:

> I live in a world of my own, and visiting hours are over.
 

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