Re: Human Rigths Day Puns

[Tim Bruening]

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 18:12:35 GMT, "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet>

wrote:


>> >>>>>>>>> XB: Extraterrestrial buzzing insect that makes honey. Also the


>Russian


>> >>>>>>>>> initials for "Christ Is Risen".


>> >>>>>>>>What I want to know is: who fed him all that baking powder!


>> >>>>>>>The three rise men from the yeast.


>> >>>>>>Thank you. A real pun.


>> >>>>>He was bread for it.


>> >>>>


>> >>>>Ah ... a bit of rye humour.


>> >>>


>> >>>I tried that on a flatfoot who flagged me down. He toed my caraway.


>> >>


>> >>That was pretty seedy of him.


>> >


>> >Yah, and right in front of a short-order seafood place. Now I avoid


>> >Framingham fish fry.


>>


>> You let the chips fall where they may?


>


>Advice ot overweight sailors: ABANDON CHIP!!!

Navel oranges: Seagoing citrus.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:492E5207.89F69DBF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 18:12:35 GMT, "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet>


> wrote:


>


> >> >>>>>>>>> XB: Extraterrestrial buzzing insect that makes honey. Also

the


> >Russian


> >> >>>>>>>>> initials for "Christ Is Risen".


> >> >>>>>>>>What I want to know is: who fed him all that baking powder!


> >> >>>>>>>The three rise men from the yeast.


> >> >>>>>>Thank you. A real pun.


> >> >>>>>He was bread for it.


> >> >>>>


> >> >>>>Ah ... a bit of rye humour.


> >> >>>


> >> >>>I tried that on a flatfoot who flagged me down. He toed my caraway.


> >> >>


> >> >>That was pretty seedy of him.


> >> >


> >> >Yah, and right in front of a short-order seafood place. Now I avoid


> >> >Framingham fish fry.


> >>


> >> You let the chips fall where they may?


> >


> >Advice ot overweight sailors: ABANDON CHIP!!!


>


> Navel oranges: Seagoing citrus.

Iyyy don't like Shamouti oranges. I prefer Realouti oranges!

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:492E5207.89F69DBF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 18:12:35 GMT, "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet>


> wrote:


>


> >> >>>>>>>>> XB: Extraterrestrial buzzing insect that makes honey. Also

the


> >Russian


> >> >>>>>>>>> initials for "Christ Is Risen".


> >> >>>>>>>>What I want to know is: who fed him all that baking powder!


> >> >>>>>>>The three rise men from the yeast.


> >> >>>>>>Thank you. A real pun.


> >> >>>>>He was bread for it.


> >> >>>>


> >> >>>>Ah ... a bit of rye humour.


> >> >>>


> >> >>>I tried that on a flatfoot who flagged me down. He toed my caraway.


> >> >>


> >> >>That was pretty seedy of him.


> >> >


> >> >Yah, and right in front of a short-order seafood place. Now I avoid


> >> >Framingham fish fry.


> >>


> >> You let the chips fall where they may?


> >


> >Advice ot overweight sailors: ABANDON CHIP!!!


>


> Navel oranges: Seagoing citrus.

A fine naval display: A belly dancer on an aircraft carrier.

"Aye! Ye can tell she's a Scottish lass be the way she rolls her Rs!"

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and doing quite well!