Re: Lent Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41775CF2.3A959DF6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Impenetrable: A bull which can't be wounded.
> >
> > Offense: Not on the fence.
> >
> > Pot Garden: Where mind altering pots are grown.
> >
> > Baby Shower: Raining babies.
> >
> > Car Pool: Where cars swim.
> >
> > Firearms: Burning limbs.
> >
> > Gunman: A man with a gun for a head.
> >
> > Hornets: Horn you blow nets out of.
> >
> > Perversity: A city full of immoral behavior.

>
> Sodom now and come back Gomorrah.
>
> >
> > Rifle: Full of rye.

>
> Pistol: The fee you have to pay to use a public toilet.


Bucker: One dollar dog.
 

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