Re: Mary, Mother Of *** Day Puns

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Tim Bruening

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:


> On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 09:05:23 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"



> <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:



>



> >J. A. Mc. wrote:



> >> On Tue, 2 Dec 2003 18:11:47 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"



> >> <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating


about:


> >>



> >>> mike wheeEler wrote:



> >>>> In article <3fcb40b3$0$13498$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,



> >>>>
CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the

world


> >>>> oddly when:



> >>>>>



> >>>>> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:



> >>>>>> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 16:55:40 -0800



> >>>>>> J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:



> >>>>>>



> >>>>>>> Q: why does an ocean going river get cold?



> >>>>>>>



> >>>>>>> A: because it has a shore throat.



> >>>>>>>



> >>>>>> It's been delta short hand for keeping an open mouth.



> >>>>>



> >>>>> Chemists will isolate the germ in a flu vial - you can bank on


it!


> >>>>>



> >>>> It's edimentary, it's a flu vial deposit on a river bank.



> >>>



> >>> It happens when you take a fork in a river



> >>>



> >> Best to go slough ... time marshes on at its own pace.



> >



> >Did you reed that somewhere?



> >



> It was in the empty room at the Riv. you let.



>



> Did you know that Koi have the best way to travel?



> They use a carp pool.


Carping: Musical automobile.

 
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