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Re: Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns


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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 09:05:23 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:

>

> >J. A. Mc. wrote:

> >> On Tue, 2 Dec 2003 18:11:47 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> >> <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating

about:

> >>

> >>> mike wheeEler wrote:

> >>>> In article <3fcb40b3$0$13498$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,

> >>>> CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the

world

> >>>> oddly when:

> >>>>>

> >>>>> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:

> >>>>>> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 16:55:40 -0800

> >>>>>> J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> >>>>>>

> >>>>>>> Q: why does an ocean going river get cold?

> >>>>>>>

> >>>>>>> A: because it has a shore throat.

> >>>>>>>

> >>>>>> It's been delta short hand for keeping an open mouth.

> >>>>>

> >>>>> Chemists will isolate the germ in a flu vial - you can bank on

it!

> >>>>>

> >>>> It's edimentary, it's a flu vial deposit on a river bank.

> >>>

> >>> It happens when you take a fork in a river

> >>>

> >> Best to go slough ... time marshes on at its own pace.

> >

> >Did you reed that somewhere?

> >

> It was in the empty room at the Riv. you let.

>

> Did you know that Koi have the best way to travel?

> They use a carp pool.

 

Carping: Musical automobile.

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