Re: Mary, Mother Of God Day Puns

[Tim Bruening]

"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 09:05:23 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> On Tue, 2 Dec 2003 18:11:47 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
about:
> >>
> >>> mike wheeEler wrote:
> >>>> In article <3fcb40b3$0$13498$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> >>>> CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the
world
> >>>> oddly when:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> >>>>>> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 16:55:40 -0800
> >>>>>> J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Q: why does an ocean going river get cold?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> A: because it has a shore throat.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> It's been delta short hand for keeping an open mouth.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Chemists will isolate the germ in a flu vial - you can bank on
it!
> >>>>>
> >>>> It's edimentary, it's a flu vial deposit on a river bank.
> >>>
> >>> It happens when you take a fork in a river
> >>>
> >> Best to go slough ... time marshes on at its own pace.
> >
> >Did you reed that somewhere?
> >
> It was in the empty room at the Riv. you let.
>
> Did you know that Koi have the best way to travel?
> They use a carp pool.

Carping: Musical automobile.