Re: New Year's Day Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:425A1F10.1B55D8EE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > Dishes: Cad-Dish (an obnoxious dish),



>



> If yer'd spelled it with a K - somebody who's bereaved would have sent


a


> Cruise Golem after yer!



>



> Clod-Dish (another obnoxious



> > dish), Dud-Dish (dish that makes Molotov Cocktails, cherry bombs,



> > pineapple bombs, and other X-plosives fail to explode), Fad-Dish


(Dish


> > that serves up the latest craze), Mod-Dish (A humble plate),


Old-Dish,


> > Prud-Dish (Dish that doesn't like stork summoning), Rad-Dish



> > (radioactive vegetable dish), Red-Dish, and other colored dishes.



> >



>



> That's dishgusting! (Food that's been blown away by the wind.)


Caddy: Golf playing demon.

Cadding: Golf playing bell.

Caddish: Golfer's food.

 
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