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Tim Bruening
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4317D771.F8895079@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:426A06C6.7E313F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > news
8va209l663hen2oge4p78pq4tioelfn00@4ax.com...
> > > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 12:49:49 -0600, Marmoset
> > <marmoset@yahoo.com>
> > > found
> > > > these unused words floating about:
> > > >
> > > > >Hear about the poor Chemestry class?
> > > > >
> > > > >They did as best as they could
> > > >
> > > > Now they're on the rebond?
> > >
> > > They were very unlucky. First they accidentally burned down a
> > wooden
> > > statue
> > > of a religions leader. The set Chrystolite.
> > >
> > > Ditto to a very valuable stuffed alligator. They set a
> > Crocidolite,
> > > and
> > > finally they broke a priceless ancient musical instrument by
> > trying to
> > >
> > > launch it into the air on the end of a string! People told them
> > there
> > > was no
> > > such thing as a Riebeckite!
> > >
> > > Marge was one of them. When she got home she found she had a
> > terrible
> > > cough,
> > > a speech impediment and a strange sensation of wanting to be
> > touched
> > > all
> > > over her skin. She said to her husband: "Me so feely, Homer!"
> > >
> > > When it changed to itching, using her pet hame for part of her
> > > husband's
> > > anatomy, she observed, "Your Hodgekin's Limp, Homer!"
> > >
> > > (Noah Fence to anyone who's got either of these.)
> > >
> > > Did they then take the Bart train to the hospital, and sell their
> > son's
> > > soul for health care?
> >
> > In the US, they'd have to. We've got our lovely free NHS!
> >
> > DV8: The 8th demon vampire that sends people off course.
>
> There was a famous rally driver who avoided death by deviating from the
> course in a certain rally.
>
> He got ribbed about it so much, that when he bought a new car, he bought the
> registration number DV 8.
So he decided to A Bre V8!
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4317D771.F8895079@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:426A06C6.7E313F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > news
8va209l663hen2oge4p78pq4tioelfn00@4ax.com...> > > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 12:49:49 -0600, Marmoset
> > <marmoset@yahoo.com>
> > > found
> > > > these unused words floating about:
> > > >
> > > > >Hear about the poor Chemestry class?
> > > > >
> > > > >They did as best as they could
> > > >
> > > > Now they're on the rebond?
> > >
> > > They were very unlucky. First they accidentally burned down a
> > wooden
> > > statue
> > > of a religions leader. The set Chrystolite.
> > >
> > > Ditto to a very valuable stuffed alligator. They set a
> > Crocidolite,
> > > and
> > > finally they broke a priceless ancient musical instrument by
> > trying to
> > >
> > > launch it into the air on the end of a string! People told them
> > there
> > > was no
> > > such thing as a Riebeckite!
> > >
> > > Marge was one of them. When she got home she found she had a
> > terrible
> > > cough,
> > > a speech impediment and a strange sensation of wanting to be
> > touched
> > > all
> > > over her skin. She said to her husband: "Me so feely, Homer!"
> > >
> > > When it changed to itching, using her pet hame for part of her
> > > husband's
> > > anatomy, she observed, "Your Hodgekin's Limp, Homer!"
> > >
> > > (Noah Fence to anyone who's got either of these.)
> > >
> > > Did they then take the Bart train to the hospital, and sell their
> > son's
> > > soul for health care?
> >
> > In the US, they'd have to. We've got our lovely free NHS!
> >
> > DV8: The 8th demon vampire that sends people off course.
>
> There was a famous rally driver who avoided death by deviating from the
> course in a certain rally.
>
> He got ribbed about it so much, that when he bought a new car, he bought the
> registration number DV 8.
So he decided to A Bre V8!