Re: New Year's Eve Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:4129B4B7.8BB239BC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > Spearmint: A gum weapon.



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> > Shakespeare: A trembling weapon that writes plays.



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> > Stock King: Santa Claus.



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> > Stocking: Head of the New York Stock Exchange.



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> > Exchange: Former money.



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> Telephone Exchange: Featured in an up-to-date version of an old


pantomime


> story with a sign above the door: "New Phones for Old."



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> Didn't work because you had to be 18 to be admitted, so they wouldn't


let


> Alladin anyway.



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> The invention of the electromechanical automatic telephone exchange


system:


> Strowger than fiction.



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> It is. Do a Google on Strowger.


Alladin: Very loud genie child.

 
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