Re: New Year's Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> headdr wrote:



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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:405BED7B.BDC8FFAB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > Static: Electric tic.



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> > > Dramatic: Tic in a play.



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> > > Lunatic: Insane tic.



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> > > Ticker: Dog parasite.



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> > > Fleecing: Singing parasite.



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> > If crabs were part of creation, then Adam and Eve were lousy.



> > That's why they had to Flea from Eden.



> > Adam was heard to say, "That really bugged me."



> > Eve said, "I think we both have something to crab about."



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> I thought that they were done in by a snake, not a crab.



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> Smitten: Snake glove.



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> Smutt: Snake dog.



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> Dogmatic: Robot canine or a robot flea on same.


Robotic: Iron parasite.

 
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