Re: November 20 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:

> dobey the elf <dobeygjr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1103429879.683557.85140@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > Jon Delaney wrote:
> > >
> > > > "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:0v2oe0dc5a4plealbjvmtkns6d55gk2mnu@4ax.com...
> > > > > On Wed, 7 Jul 2004 10:59:01 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> > > > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > about:
> > > > >
> > > > > >"Jenni Saqua" <mara326@awol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >news:40eb1129$0$61938$d368eab@news.calweb.com
> > > > > >> "Sheila Dundee" wrote ...
> > > > > >>> "J. A. Mc." wrote
> > > > > >>>> On Tue, 06 Jul Pierre Abbat found these unused words
> > floating
> > > > > >>>> about:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> It's difficult to dance in high eeled shoes.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Are you dancing the Virginia eel?
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>> Just a little eel and toe tapping.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> And if I lose my glass slippery will come looking for me.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >> If 'e don't, wEel give 'im a good cloggin' we will!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I see we are right in step, sister!
> > > > > >
> > > > > So you're both about Sabot age?
> > > >
> > > > And now a song from Elvers Presley............
> > > > >
> > >
> > > Presley: Korean newspaper.
> > Korean newspaper: reading between the Li Ings?
> >
> Government newspaper that uses Operant Conditioning, the stress from the
> negative reinforcement in which gives you a pain in the belly: Gut
Oppress.

Operant: Ant surgeon.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4926020E.91A560FD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > dobey the elf <dobeygjr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:1103429879.683557.85140@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > >
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > Jon Delaney wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:0v2oe0dc5a4plealbjvmtkns6d55gk2mnu@4ax.com...
> > > > > > On Wed, 7 Jul 2004 10:59:01 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> > > > > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > > about:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >"Jenni Saqua" <mara326@awol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > >news:40eb1129$0$61938$d368eab@news.calweb.com
> > > > > > >> "Sheila Dundee" wrote ...
> > > > > > >>> "J. A. Mc." wrote
> > > > > > >>>> On Tue, 06 Jul Pierre Abbat found these unused words
> > > floating
> > > > > > >>>> about:
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> It's difficult to dance in high eeled shoes.
> > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>> Are you dancing the Virginia eel?
> > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>> Just a little eel and toe tapping.
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>> And if I lose my glass slippery will come looking for me.
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >> If 'e don't, wEel give 'im a good cloggin' we will!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I see we are right in step, sister!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > So you're both about Sabot age?
> > > > >
> > > > > And now a song from Elvers Presley............
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Presley: Korean newspaper.
> > > Korean newspaper: reading between the Li Ings?
> > >
> > Government newspaper that uses Operant Conditioning, the stress from the
> > negative reinforcement in which gives you a pain in the belly: Gut
> Oppress.
>
> Operant: Ant surgeon.

Or singer.

Antirrhinums: Noses with formicid? scuttling around inside them! Either that
or they stop your nose running.

There's an easier way to stop your nose running. Tie its feet together.