Re: Octave Day Of Christmas Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

"Douglas D. Anderson" <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message

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> "nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit> wrote



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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:427C67F4.3812928B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:



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> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote



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> > > > > "Keith E." wrote:



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> > > > > > Sun, 16 May 2004 09:19:41 -0400 was a day just like any


other,


> > > > > > until "Greg Evans" <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net>


wrote:


> > > > > > >Keith E. wrote:



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> > > > > > >>> Battles in the part of the jacket that covers the


head?


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> > > > > > >> Are you talking about the Trojan war?



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> > > > > > >Do you think they take pleasure in your ribbing them like


that?


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> > > > > > If not, they outta unsheathe their swords and start


poking.


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> > > > > Then we would have to Heel them!



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> > > > Hee Ling - Chinese Doctor



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> > > A MALE Chinese doctor!



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> > Of course. Otherwise the doctor would be 5p = Wun She Ling!



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> > She'd be extremely skinny too - only weighing in at one twentieth


of a


> > pound!



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> It's really funny that a (avp.) pound of Sterling silver is worth


about


> 53 pounds Sterling. It must be something like how one human year



> is equal to seven dog years.



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It's due to inflation since 1377!

Meaning "unit of money" was in O.E., originally "pound of silver." At

first

"12 ounces;" meaning "16 ounces" was established before 1377.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=pound

And it costs a damned sight more to get your car out of one!

Pounding: Bell costing 100p. (Mustn't forget Tim!)

Scenting: Nice smelling bee costing 1 penny.

 
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