Re: Open Question Concerning Mork's Antics

[Daedalus]

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:57:34 -0700 (PDT), "Code Tested, 13wpm Advanced
class and PROUD of it" <advanced.class13wpm@gmail.com> wrote:

>A few months back Mork admitted he allowed a 17 year old boy to engage
>in anal sex with him. This can be easily confirmed by a quick google
>check.

Mork cornholing Orson! Come in, Orson!

>
>Now, should AUK be provided with the links at this time?

I think het pr0n is what most of the gents around here are interested
in, so prolly not. I'm just disturbed by anal sex in general, so I
don't want to see it either.

>Or should
>Mork be allowed to dig himself in even deeper? Mork won't admit it but
>google has the goods.

I don't remember that episode. Was it after they jumped the shark and
had Jonathan Winters playing Mork's centenarian, learning disabled
baby?

Jade

 

[Tim Weaver]

Daedalus wrote:

> On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:57:34 -0700 (PDT), "Code Tested, 13wpm Advanced
> class and PROUD of it" <advanced.class13wpm@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>A few months back Mork admitted he allowed a 17 year old boy to engage
>>in anal sex with him. This can be easily confirmed by a quick google
>>check.
>
> Mork cornholing Orson! Come in, Orson!
>
>>
>>Now, should AUK be provided with the links at this time?
>
> I think het pr0n is what most of the gents around here are interested
> in, so prolly not. I'm just disturbed by anal sex in general, so I
> don't want to see it either.

No, no, no. All-chick pr0n. Those who have pee-pees don't want to see
others.

>>Or should
>>Mork be allowed to dig himself in even deeper? Mork won't admit it but
>>google has the goods.
>
> I don't remember that episode. Was it after they jumped the shark and
> had Jonathan Winters playing Mork's centenarian, learning disabled
> baby?
>
> Jade
>
>



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[Steve Leyland]

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Daedalus
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:57:34 -0700 (PDT), "Code Tested, 13wpm Advanced
: class and PROUD of it" <advanced.class13wpm@gmail.com> wrote:
:
: : A few months back Mork admitted he allowed a 17 year old boy to
: : engage in anal sex with him. This can be easily confirmed by a
: : quick google check.
:
: Mork cornholing Orson! Come in, Orson!
:
: :
: : Now, should AUK be provided with the links at this time?
:
: I think het pr0n is what most of the gents around here are interested
: in, so prolly not. I'm just disturbed by anal sex in general, so I
: don't want to see it either.

so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
:
: : Or should
: : Mork be allowed to dig himself in even deeper? Mork won't admit it
: : but google has the goods.
:
: I don't remember that episode. Was it after they jumped the shark and
: had Jonathan Winters playing Mork's centenarian, learning disabled
: baby?
:
: Jade

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[Daedalus]

On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:50:41 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Daedalus
>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
>: On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:57:34 -0700 (PDT), "Code Tested, 13wpm Advanced
>: class and PROUD of it" <advanced.class13wpm@gmail.com> wrote:
>:
>: : A few months back Mork admitted he allowed a 17 year old boy to
>: : engage in anal sex with him. This can be easily confirmed by a
>: : quick google check.
>:
>: Mork cornholing Orson! Come in, Orson!
>:
>: :
>: : Now, should AUK be provided with the links at this time?
>:
>: I think het pr0n is what most of the gents around here are interested
>: in, so prolly not. I'm just disturbed by anal sex in general, so I
>: don't want to see it either.
>
>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?

Not without a good god damn reason!

Jade

>:
>: : Or should
>: : Mork be allowed to dig himself in even deeper? Mork won't admit it
>: : but google has the goods.
>:
>: I don't remember that episode. Was it after they jumped the shark and
>: had Jonathan Winters playing Mork's centenarian, learning disabled
>: baby?
>:
>: Jade

 

[Tim Weaver]

Daedalus wrote:

> On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:50:41 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Daedalus
>>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>
>>: On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:57:34 -0700 (PDT), "Code Tested, 13wpm Advanced
>>: class and PROUD of it" <advanced.class13wpm@gmail.com> wrote:
>>:
>>: : A few months back Mork admitted he allowed a 17 year old boy to
>>: : engage in anal sex with him. This can be easily confirmed by a quick
>>: : google check.
>>:
>>: Mork cornholing Orson! Come in, Orson!
>>:
>>: :
>>: : Now, should AUK be provided with the links at this time?
>>:
>>: I think het pr0n is what most of the gents around here are interested
>>: in, so prolly not. I'm just disturbed by anal sex in general, so I don't
>>: want to see it either.
>>
>>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
>
> Not without a good god damn reason!

Define "good reason". I have a "good reason" for asking this question, but
I ain't gonna' say what it is.

>
> Jade
>
>>:
>>: : Or should
>>: : Mork be allowed to dig himself in even deeper? Mork won't admit it
>>: : but google has the goods.
>>:
>>: I don't remember that episode. Was it after they jumped the shark and
>>: had Jonathan Winters playing Mork's centenarian, learning disabled
>>: baby?
>>:
>>: Jade
>



--
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"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[an old friend]

On Aug 13, 10:49?am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Daedalus wrote:


> >>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
>
> > Not without a good god damn reason!
>
> Define "good reason". ?I have a "good reason" for asking this question, but
> I ain't gonna' say what it is.

if you wish to proposition jade please do in private it is rather
vulgar out here in a Newsgruops

 

[Tim Weaver]

an old friend wrote:

> On Aug 13, 10:49?am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Daedalus wrote:
>
>
>> >>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
>>
>> > Not without a good god damn reason!
>>
>> Define "good reason". ?I have a "good reason" for asking this question,
>> but I ain't gonna' say what it is.
>
> if you wish to proposition jade please do in private it is rather
> vulgar out here in a Newsgruops

You can't tell the difference between a simple question and a proposition.

Me: Was I talking to you?
You: No, you weren't. I just...
Me: Then shut it down, bro-hon.
You: Yes, Sir!

That's better.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[an old friend]

On Aug 13, 11:45?am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> an old friend wrote:
> > On Aug 13, 10:49?am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Daedalus wrote:
>
> >> >>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
>
> >> > Not without a good god damn reason!
>
> >> Define "good reason". ?I have a "good reason" for asking this question,
> >> but I ain't gonna' say what it is.
>
> > if you wish to proposition jade please do in private it is rather
> > vulgar out here in a Newsgruops
>
> You can't tell the difference between a simple question and a proposition..

certainly I can and I can reconize what you are doing too

 

[Tim Weaver]

an old friend wrote:

> On Aug 13, 11:45?am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> an old friend wrote:
>> > On Aug 13, 10:49?am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> Daedalus wrote:
>>
>> >> >>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
>>
>> >> > Not without a good god damn reason!
>>
>> >> Define "good reason". ?I have a "good reason" for asking this questi
>> >> on, but I ain't gonna' say what it is.
>>
>> > if you wish to proposition jade please do in private it is rather
>> > vulgar out here in a Newsgruops
>>
>> You can't tell the difference between a simple question and a proposition
>> .
>
> certainly I can and I can reconize what you are doing too

Wrong, buttsneeze. If it was a proposition, I would just say, "Hey Jade,
ya' wanna get nasty?"

"Watch that. Do watch that, O Tiny Friend, if to continue to be on live thou
dost wish."
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[an old friend]

On Aug 13, 12:21?pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> an old friend wrote:
> > On Aug 13, 11:45?am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> an old friend wrote:
> >> > On Aug 13, 10:49?am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> Daedalus wrote:
>
> >> >> >>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
>
> >> >> > Not without a good god damn reason!
>
> >> >> Define "good reason". ?I have a "good reason" for asking this questi
> >> >> on, but I ain't gonna' say what it is.
>
> >> > if you wish to proposition jade please do in private it is rather
> >> > vulgar out here in a Newsgruops
>
> >> You can't tell the difference between a simple question and a proposition
> >> .
>
> > certainly I can and I can reconize what you are doing too
>
> Wrong, buttsneeze. ?If it was a proposition, I would just say, "Hey Jade,
> ya' wanna get nasty?"
so?

 

[Daedalus]

On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:49:19 -0500, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Daedalus wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:50:41 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
>> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Daedalus
>>>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>
>>>: On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:57:34 -0700 (PDT), "Code Tested, 13wpm Advanced
>>>: class and PROUD of it" <advanced.class13wpm@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>:
>>>: : A few months back Mork admitted he allowed a 17 year old boy to
>>>: : engage in anal sex with him. This can be easily confirmed by a quick
>>>: : google check.
>>>:
>>>: Mork cornholing Orson! Come in, Orson!
>>>:
>>>: :
>>>: : Now, should AUK be provided with the links at this time?
>>>:
>>>: I think het pr0n is what most of the gents around here are interested
>>>: in, so prolly not. I'm just disturbed by anal sex in general, so I don't
>>>: want to see it either.
>>>
>>>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
>>
>> Not without a good god damn reason!
>
>Define "good reason". I have a "good reason" for asking this question, but
>I ain't gonna' say what it is.

Exactly!

Jade

>
>>
>> Jade
>>
>>>:
>>>: : Or should
>>>: : Mork be allowed to dig himself in even deeper? Mork won't admit it
>>>: : but google has the goods.
>>>:
>>>: I don't remember that episode. Was it after they jumped the shark and
>>>: had Jonathan Winters playing Mork's centenarian, learning disabled
>>>: baby?
>>>:
>>>: Jade
>>

 

[Tim Weaver]

Daedalus wrote:

> On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:49:19 -0500, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Daedalus wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:50:41 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
>>> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>>>Daedalus stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>
>>>>: On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:57:34 -0700 (PDT), "Code Tested, 13wpm
>>>>: Advanced class and PROUD of it" <advanced.class13wpm@gmail.com>
>>>>: wrote:
>>>>:
>>>>: : A few months back Mork admitted he allowed a 17 year old boy to
>>>>: : engage in anal sex with him. This can be easily confirmed by a
>>>>: : quick google check.
>>>>:
>>>>: Mork cornholing Orson! Come in, Orson!
>>>>:
>>>>: :
>>>>: : Now, should AUK be provided with the links at this time?
>>>>:
>>>>: I think het pr0n is what most of the gents around here are
>>>>: interested in, so prolly not. I'm just disturbed by anal sex in
>>>>: general, so I don't want to see it either.
>>>>
>>>>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
>>>
>>> Not without a good god damn reason!
>>
>>Define "good reason". I have a "good reason" for asking this question,
>>but I ain't gonna' say what it is.
>
> Exactly!

What ~exactly~ does ~exactly~ mean? This is crap. I refuse to continue in
this thread!
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[Tim Weaver]

an old friend wrote:

> On Aug 13, 12:21?pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> an old friend wrote:
>> > On Aug 13, 11:45?am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> an old friend wrote:
>> >> > On Aug 13, 10:49?am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> Daedalus wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
>>
>> >> >> > Not without a good god damn reason!
>>
>> >> >> Define "good reason". ?I have a "good reason" for asking this que
>> >> >> sti on, but I ain't gonna' say what it is.
>>
>> >> > if you wish to proposition jade please do in private it is rather
>> >> > vulgar out here in a Newsgruops
>>
>> >> You can't tell the difference between a simple question and a proposit
>> >> ion .
>>
>> > certainly I can and I can reconize what you are doing too
>>
>> Wrong, buttsneeze. ?If it was a proposition, I would just say, "Hey Jad
>> e, ya' wanna get nasty?" so?

Quote me, don't edit my quote. Taking lessons from Hatter?
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[Daedalus]

On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:29:10 -0500, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Daedalus wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:49:19 -0500, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Daedalus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:50:41 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
>>>> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>>>>Daedalus stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>
>>>>>: On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:57:34 -0700 (PDT), "Code Tested, 13wpm
>>>>>: Advanced class and PROUD of it" <advanced.class13wpm@gmail.com>
>>>>>: wrote:
>>>>>:
>>>>>: : A few months back Mork admitted he allowed a 17 year old boy to
>>>>>: : engage in anal sex with him. This can be easily confirmed by a
>>>>>: : quick google check.
>>>>>:
>>>>>: Mork cornholing Orson! Come in, Orson!
>>>>>:
>>>>>: :
>>>>>: : Now, should AUK be provided with the links at this time?
>>>>>:
>>>>>: I think het pr0n is what most of the gents around here are
>>>>>: interested in, so prolly not. I'm just disturbed by anal sex in
>>>>>: general, so I don't want to see it either.
>>>>>
>>>>>so yuo don't tek it up teh hoop, jade?
>>>>
>>>> Not without a good god damn reason!
>>>
>>>Define "good reason". I have a "good reason" for asking this question,
>>>but I ain't gonna' say what it is.
>>
>> Exactly!
>
>What ~exactly~ does ~exactly~ mean? This is crap. I refuse to continue in
>this thread!

You cannot refuse. It's my ass we're talking about here.

Jade

 

[Aratzio]

On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:31:48 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
bloviated:


>You cannot refuse. It's my ass we're talking about here.

Tell us more about your ass.

 

[an old friend]

On Aug 13, 3:53?pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:31:48 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
> bloviated:
>
> >You cannot refuse. It's my ass we're talking about here.
>
> Tell us more about your ass.

you know just leave me out of it if you please

 

[Daedalus]

On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:53:47 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:31:48 -0400, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>bloviated:
>
>
>>You cannot refuse. It's my ass we're talking about here.
>
>Tell us more about your ass.

Pale, small, has a split down the middle.

That about covers it.

Jade

 

[Tim Weaver]

Daedalus wrote:

> On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:53:47 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:31:48 -0400, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>bloviated:
>>
>>
>>>You cannot refuse. It's my ass we're talking about here.
>>
>>Tell us more about your ass.
>
> Pale, small, has a split down the middle.
>
> That about covers it.

But, but, butt... That sounds exactly like my ass, too. Add a hair here
and there and that's it.

Nevermind that though, this is about your ass. And don't forget, I'm not
participating in your ass's thread.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[an old friend]

On Aug 13, 2:29?pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Daedalus wrote:
> > On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:49:19 -0500, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com>
> > wrote:

> > Exactly!
>
> What ~exactly~ does ~exactly~ mean? ?This is crap. ?I refuse to continue in
> this thread!
please do refuse to continue

 

[The Original Demon Prince of Abs]

"an old friend" <kb9rqz@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:86306d23-c546-48c3-9e75-d6a510337881@r66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Aug 13, 3:53 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:31:48 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
> bloviated:
>
> >You cannot refuse. It's my ass we're talking about here.
>
> Tell us more about your ass.

> you know just leave me out of it if you please
>
Tell him about your love of beer up your ass, marqueer.