Re: PLEACE TO READ: Important alt.fucknozzles announcement regarding the Mop Jockey.

how sweet, the litterbox gang is still swatting around at the present i left

for them.

(hey osterwald... you digging the new website?)

http://netkooks.org

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

> Daedalus <jade@netk00ks.org> wrote in

> news:3b9dg25q93vk9a1cgtjogq3t7ree5il8gn@4ax.com:

>

>> On Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:26:13 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet

>> <cujo@insurgent.org> wrote:

>>

>>>"Chadwick Stone" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:cJfNg.419732

>>>$P02.187366@fe07.news.easynews.com:

>>>

>>>> X-No-Archive: YES

>>>> Daedalus [jade@netk00ks.org] has entered into testimony

>>>> b21bg21lpc24816ql9eaar8q7ma2ev06pu@4ax.com

>>>>

>>>>> On Sat, 09 Sep 2006 13:47:51 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@netcabal.com>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Daedalus <jade@netkooks.org> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 17:15:44 -0700, Aratzio

>>>>>>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 18:00:20 -0400, Meat Plow

>>>>>>>>> <meat@meatplow.local> got double secret probation because:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 21:25:04 +0000, Aratzio Has Frothed:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 16:11:26 -0400, Daedalus

>>>>>>>>>>> <jade@netkooks.org> transparently proposed:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> i hate calling people's NSP's to tell them that they have a

>>>>>>>>>>>> user forging an email addy using my domain name.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> "No one is paying me any attention, I'll show them <stomp>"

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Just when you think soc.froot cannot get any more hilarious:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Mop Jockey actually registered a domain so he could try to

>>>>>>>>>>> get some attention from Jade. Now that is the most pathetic

>>>>>>>>>>> thing I have seen in some time. Even Piggy and VjikQueen are

>>>>>>>>>>> not that pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Aint there an award that covers such idiotic kookery?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple

>>>>>>>>> But I think Jade should have the honor of the nomination since

>>>>>>>>> it is in her honor that moppy bought the domain.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I'll have to think on this. He certainly deserves a PAP, but I

>>>>>>>> think it would piss him off more if he got nothing for his

>>>>>>>> efforts except laughed at. Maybe he'd be willing to work even

>>>>>>>> harder for his nom.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> KM, with your support, was kind enough to nominate me for the

>>>>>>>> Woodhouse, so his kookiness is being recognized.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Now that is what I call an obsession.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> He lurves me!

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Jade

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> <PLONK>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Why haven't you registered netk00ks.org yet, moppy? Get cracking.

>>>>>

>>>>> And go ahead and register netk0oks, netko0ks, netkkkooks, netk00k

>>>>> etc while you're at it.

>>>>

>>>> Don't forget the other root domains .com, .net, .biz, ...

>>>>

>>>> Ya know Moppy can't possibly mean business unless he scoops up all

>>>> possible combinations!

>>>

>>>Mop Jockey is ON TOPIC in alt.fucknozzles. Compliants unsnet.

>>

>> Mop Jockey should be teh honorary gender freak of alt.fucknozzles.

>> Submitted for master Cujo's approval.

>

> As the Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles I hereby declare Roberta

> "Mop Jockey" Wolfe the Official Gender-Confused Freak of alt.fucknozzles.

>

> Way to go, Moppy!!!1!!!

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cujo: everyone talks about teh Jop Mockey all day long.

me: whaddayaknow... here's an archive of one:

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me: DOOP!!!!42!

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in the eye.

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with some guy dressed up as a tree

in it.

How the hell did he win the civil war

and build a log cabin

with his bare hands

(as the legend says)?

He didn't even have the instinct

to know he was about to get shot from behind:

I hope the next president won't be enshrined

he's got two eyes in the back of his head instead of

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there late and have to go through this ordeal again. Turns out it's a capital

murder trial and is expected to last several weeks. This is not exactly an

appealing prospect, so at break, I hustle to a liquor store and snag one of

those sample whiskies and gargle it for about 30 seconds or so and use the

little bit on the bottom for aftershave. Got my ass out of there in record

time. " - Cujo shares a crafty scheme to get out of jury duty and present

yourself to the court as an irresponsible drunk all at the same time in

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