Re: Timmy is a bitch. Does it really matter whose? (Re: Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.)

October 7, 2007

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

[...]

>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.

>

>Painting the same picture, over and over.

You're ashamed of being short, aren't you? It must be a recurring

theme through your life. You don't get the same breaks as other people

because once they meet you in person, you'll automatically become that

angry little guy who rants and raves when people make jokes about your

height. You've gone to enormous steps to combat it. You emigrated to

Japan where your height wouldn't be big an issue, but you found they

all look down on you too. And this has brought you to alt.flame

because you think here people won't laugh at you.

--

Timmay!

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Golden Killfile Sept 1999

Looney Maroon Dec 1998

Looney Maroon Feb 1999

Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999

Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000

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George Pickett Oct 2000

Busted Urinal Award

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Tar & Feathers Award

Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

October 8, 2007

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:08:15 +0100, in the land of

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!

<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>[...]

>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.

>>

>>Painting the same picture, over and over.

>

>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you? It must be a recurring

>theme through your life. You don't get the same breaks as other people

>because once they meet you in person, you'll automatically become that

>angry little guy who rants and raves when people make jokes about your

>height. You've gone to enormous steps to combat it. You emigrated to

>Japan where your height wouldn't be big an issue, but you found they

>all look down on you too. And this has brought you to alt.flame

>because you think here people won't laugh at you.

>

><guffaw>

Poor Dimmy, how did you poll go?

Still awaiting you first vote?

The run and hide for 4 days was a masterful stroke. Not that it was

unexpected.

That ego of yours just can't help but overload that less than average

IQ of yours and force you to do something stupid.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

October 8, 2007

Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted

<tmpig3ta6l59f55temgabiqtsap1bo6319@4ax.com> in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:08:15

+0100:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>[...]

>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.

>>

>>Painting the same picture, over and over.

>

>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?

Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.

>It must be a recurring theme through your life. You don't get the

>same breaks as other people because once they meet you in person,

>you'll automatically become that angry little guy who rants and

>raves when people make jokes about your height. You've gone to

>enormous steps to combat it. You emigrated to

>Japan where your height wouldn't be big an issue, but you found they

>all look down on you too. And this has brought you to alt.flame

>because you think here people won't laugh at you.

Oh yea....I immediately could tell that the2belo was short as soon as

I saw one post from him.

Gee Tim...Not to burst your bubble but didja think that trying to

insult someone's appearance in a text medium kinda makes you look a

bit like a fumbling moron who can't addressed his detractors

intelligently?

Instead of crafting some cunningly witty riposte in reply your reply

can be basically summed up as follows:

You're short. Ha ha.

><guffaw>

The sound a donkey makes on UseNet.

--

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(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.

It's already tomorrow in Australia.

-Charles Schultz

COOSN-266-06-02374

Hammer of Thor, April 2005

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007

#9 People ruining UseNet lits.

#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.

#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time

#15 AUK psychos and felons lits

#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine

October 8, 2007

Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted

<h1tkg3tjv5gki5pvf5i6gp70qvqcpfo6vj@4ax.com> in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:17:25

+0100:

>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:

>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>>>[...]

>>>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.

>>>>

>>>>Painting the same picture, over and over.

>>>

>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?

>>

>>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.

>

>"STFU Fat Boi."

><f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

A thorne-ism:

Repetition is the soul of flaming and originality should be ignored.

--

K. A. Cannon

kcannon at insurgent dot org

(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.

It's already tomorrow in Australia.

-Charles Schultz

COOSN-266-06-02374

Hammer of Thor, April 2005

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007

#9 People ruining UseNet lits.

#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.

#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time

#15 AUK psychos and felons lits

#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine

October 8, 2007

K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:

>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>>[...]

>>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.

>>>

>>>Painting the same picture, over and over.

>>

>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?

>

>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.

"STFU Fat Boi."

<f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

--

Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999

Golden Killfile Sept 1999

Looney Maroon Dec 1998

Looney Maroon Feb 1999

Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999

Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000

George Pickett Sept 2000

George Pickett Oct 2000

Busted Urinal Award

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award

Tar & Feathers Award

Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

October 9, 2007

Aratzio totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>masterful stroke

puke Jesus, man, rephrase that, PLEASE.

--

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aavf3: mhm21x20

Top Usenet Asshole #16

Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"

October 9, 2007

Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>[...]

>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.

>>

>>Painting the same picture, over and over.

>

>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you

Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have never been

able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.

You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this insipid idea that

I fit the description, despite never having seen me; consequently you have never

been able to prove that I fit this description in the first place, and given a

sufficient explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.

So I present to you the

======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======

The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present incontrovertible proof that I

am short enough in physical stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and

this point alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.

In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between tall and short be

the classic "average height" commonly referred to in the Western world, which is

six feet (182 cm). Since you are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you

get a bee in your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this height

-- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many nines you damn well

wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.

If you are able to present data from official records that prove beyond a shadow

(a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any shorter than six feet tall, I

will formally apologize and spank out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole

victor. What a great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and

the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. ! Princess Leia will pin

a badge on your flabby chest amongst a triumphant background fanfare! You might

even get laid for the first time! You will r00L!!1!!!

So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for you to post ANY

flame emitting more heat than the surface of Neptune, but especially I'm waiting

for you to quit shrieking the same thing again and again and get ON with it

already.

Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.

In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than

that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.

I don't have the time or the patience.

readies killfile

And... begin.

--

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]

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http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/

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aavf3: mhm21x20

Top Usenet Asshole #16

Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"

October 9, 2007

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in

news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:

> Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of

> snot:

>

>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of

>>>snot:

>>[...]

>>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah

>>>>halfling.

>>>

>>>Painting the same picture, over and over.

>>

>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you

>

> Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have

> never been able to come up with anything more interesting than this

> dead horse.

>

> You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this insipid

> idea that I fit the description, despite never having seen me;

> consequently you have never been able to prove that I fit this

> description in the first place, and given a sufficient explanation as

> to why this is a worthy flame.

>

> So I present to you the

>

> ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU SUPERCHALLENGE

> 2007======

>

> The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present incontrovertible

> proof that I am short enough in physical stature to warrant being

> yakked at on this point and this point alone, over and over, for

> nearly a decade.

>

> In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between tall and

> short be the classic "average height" commonly referred to in the

> Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you are a

> hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in your bonnet

> I will allow you to consider anything below this height -- up to and

> including 5'11.999999999999" or however many nines you damn well wish

> to tack onto the end -- as Hank the (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.

>

> If you are able to present data from official records that prove

> beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any

> shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank out of

> alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a great

> opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and the respect

> and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. ! Princess Leia will pin

> a badge on your flabby chest amongst a triumphant background fanfare!

> You might even get laid for the first time! You will r00L!!1!!!

>

> So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for you

> to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of Neptune, but

> especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking the same thing again

> and again and get ON with it already.

>

> Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.

>

> In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit

> other than that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and

> you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time or the patience.

>

> readies killfile

>

> And... begin.

>

Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )

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October 9, 2007

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:44:32 +0900, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo

<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

>Aratzio totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>

>>masterful stroke

>

> puke Jesus, man, rephrase that, PLEASE.

Teach you to make me spew root beer, Mr. "Elephant with finger paint"

October 9, 2007

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)

"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"

<jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in

> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:

>

> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering

> > cloud of snot:

> >

> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering

> >cloud of>>snot:

> >>[...]

> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah

> >blah>>>halfling.

> >>>

> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.

> >>

> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you

> >

> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you

> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting

> > than this dead horse.

> >

> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this

> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having

> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I

> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient

> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.

> >

> > So I present to you the

> >

> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU

> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======

> >

> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present

> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical

> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point

> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.

> >

> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between

> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred

> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you

> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in

> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this

> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many

> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the

> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.

> >

> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove

> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any

> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank

> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a

> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and

> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. !

> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a

> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the

> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!

> >

> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for

> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of

> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking

> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.

> >

> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.

> >

> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual

> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this

> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time

> > or the patience.

> >

> > readies killfile

> >

> > And... begin.

> >

>

> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )

>

Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...

Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns

--

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October 9, 2007

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

bloviated:

>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)

>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"

><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

>

>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in

>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:

>>

>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering

>> > cloud of snot:

>> >

>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering

>> >cloud of>>snot:

>> >>[...]

>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah

>> >blah>>>halfling.

>> >>>

>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.

>> >>

>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you

>> >

>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you

>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting

>> > than this dead horse.

>> >

>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this

>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having

>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I

>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient

>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.

>> >

>> > So I present to you the

>> >

>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU

>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======

>> >

>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present

>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical

>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point

>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.

>> >

>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between

>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred

>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you

>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in

>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this

>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many

>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the

>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.

>> >

>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove

>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any

>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank

>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a

>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and

>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. !

>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a

>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the

>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!

>> >

>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for

>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of

>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking

>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.

>> >

>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.

>> >

>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual

>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this

>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time

>> > or the patience.

>> >

>> > readies killfile

>> >

>> > And... begin.

>> >

>>

>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )

>>

>

>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...

>

>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns

Grow up.

October 9, 2007

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:52:59 +0900, The 2-Belo

<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>

>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>>[...]

>>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.

>>>

>>>Painting the same picture, over and over.

>>

>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you

>

>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have never been

>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.

>

>You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this insipid idea that

>I fit the description, despite never having seen me; consequently you have never

>been able to prove that I fit this description in the first place, and given a

>sufficient explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.

>

>So I present to you the

>

>======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======

>

>The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present incontrovertible proof that I

>am short enough in physical stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and

>this point alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.

>

>In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between tall and short be

>the classic "average height" commonly referred to in the Western world, which is

>six feet (182 cm). Since you are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you

>get a bee in your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this height

>-- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many nines you damn well

>wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.

>

>If you are able to present data from official records that prove beyond a shadow

>(a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any shorter than six feet tall, I

>will formally apologize and spank out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole

>victor. What a great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and

>the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. ! Princess Leia will pin

>a badge on your flabby chest amongst a triumphant background fanfare! You might

>even get laid for the first time! You will r00L!!1!!!

>

>So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for you to post ANY

>flame emitting more heat than the surface of Neptune, but especially I'm waiting

>for you to quit shrieking the same thing again and again and get ON with it

>already.

>

>Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.

>

>In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than

>that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.

>I don't have the time or the patience.

>

> readies killfile

>

>And... begin.

Only a power-hungry, Napoleon complex-wielding impotent dwarflet

fuckhead would harbor resentment this heavy for this long.

Q.E.D.

Suzie

--

Suzieflame

October 11, 2007

Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

[...]

>>In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than

>>that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.

>>I don't have the time or the patience.

>>

>> readies killfile

>>

>>And... begin.

>

>Only a power-hungry

Huh?

>Napoleon complex-wielding

If you were actually literate enough to read your history, you'll soon know that

Napoleon was actually taller than average for the era; the misconception was

borne from the fact that the length of the foot used in France at that time was

a different length from the English Imperial measurement.

And Napoleon was one of the most, and if not the most, effective military

strategists of his or any era. I appreciate the compliment.

>impotent dwarflet fuckhead would harbor resentment

The only thing I resent is the hideous lack of originality from any of you

shitheads.

--

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"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"

October 11, 2007

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:49:11 +0900, The 2-Belo

<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>

>[...]

>

>>>In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than

>>>that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.

>>>I don't have the time or the patience.

>>>

>>> readies killfile

>>>

>>>And... begin.

>>

>>Only a power-hungry

>

>Huh?

>

>>Napoleon complex-wielding

>

>If you were actually literate enough to read your history, you'll soon know that

>Napoleon was actually taller than average for the era; the misconception was

>borne from the fact that the length of the foot used in France at that time was

>a different length from the English Imperial measurement.

He was still a shortarse, like you.

>And Napoleon was one of the most, and if not the most, effective military

>strategists of his or any era. I appreciate the compliment.

You need to read your history a little more carefully and look up

things like a disasterous campaign on Russia during which he

heroically turned an army of 700,000 men into one of just 70,000 in

under a year, and a small military setback at a place called

"Waterloo".

>>impotent dwarflet fuckhead would harbor resentment

>

>The only thing I resent is the hideous lack of originality from any of you

>shitheads.

Try not to explode with frustation, shortstuff.

Suzie

--

Suzieflame

October 11, 2007

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:59:25 +0900, The 2-Belo

<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>

>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:49:11 +0900, The 2-Belo

>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>

>>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>>>

>>>[...]

>>>

>>>>>In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than

>>>>>that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.

>>>>>I don't have the time or the patience.

>>>>>

>>>>> readies killfile

>>>>>

>>>>>And... begin.

>>>>

>>>>Only a power-hungry

>>>

>>>Huh?

>>>

>>>>Napoleon complex-wielding

>>>

>>>If you were actually literate enough to read your history, you'll soon know that

>>>Napoleon was actually taller than average for the era; the misconception was

>>>borne from the fact that the length of the foot used in France at that time was

>>>a different length from the English Imperial measurement.

>>

>>He was still a shortarse

>

>Heh, check this out. It's Suziethorne! Did you guys finally decided to merge or

>spawn or whatever you insipid little insects do to generate offspring?

You really are touchy about being a wizened little dwarf, aren't you?

>>You need to read your history a little more carefully and look up

>>things like a disasterous campaign on Russia during which he

>>heroically turned an army of 700,000 men into one of just 70,000 in

>>under a year, and a small military setback at a place called

>>"Waterloo".

>

><wikipedia>

>Napoleon [...] led the French army, modernized and reformed, to score several

>major victories. His campaigns are studied at military academies all over the

>world and he is widely regarded as one of history's greatest commanders. [...]

>Napoleon was hated by his many enemies, but respected by them at the same time.

>[Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of] Wellington [whom defeated Napoleon's army at

>Waterloo], when asked who he thought was the greatest general of the day,

>answered: "In this age, in past ages, in any age, Napoleon."

></wikipedia>

"A disastrous invasion of Russia in 1812 marked a turning point in

Napoleon's fortunes. The campaign left his Grande Arm?e severely

depleted in number and it never regained its previous strength. In

October 1813, the Sixth Coalition defeated his forces at Leipzig and

then invaded France. Napoleon was forced to abdicate in April of the

following year and was exiled to the island of Elba. Less than a year

later, he escaped to France and regained control of the government.

This second period of Napoleonic rule, now known as the Hundred Days

(les Cent Jours), ended quickly with his defeat at Waterloo on 18 June

1815. Napoleon spent the remaining six years of his life under British

supervision on the island of St. Helena in the Atlantic Ocean.Napoleon

developed relatively few military innovations."

</same wikipedia article>

Nice job selectively quoting, you fucking dwarfen idiot.

>What have you done lately, ya fuckin' walrus?

Made you all angry, that's for sure, Shorty.

>>>>impotent dwarflet fuckhead would harbor resentment

>>>

>>>The only thing I resent is the hideous lack of originality from any of you

>>>shitheads.

>>

>>Try not to explode with frustation, shortstuff.

>

>You're welcome to answer the original post. Or you can go fuck yourself with the

>Graf Zeppelin. It's up to you.

Or I could just choose not to accept your weak opening gambit and

instead watch you foam with frustration about being a halfling.

Suzie

--

Suzieflame

October 11, 2007

Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:49:11 +0900, The 2-Belo

><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>

>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>>

>>[...]

>>

>>>>In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than

>>>>that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.

>>>>I don't have the time or the patience.

>>>>

>>>> readies killfile

>>>>

>>>>And... begin.

>>>

>>>Only a power-hungry

>>

>>Huh?

>>

>>>Napoleon complex-wielding

>>

>>If you were actually literate enough to read your history, you'll soon know that

>>Napoleon was actually taller than average for the era; the misconception was

>>borne from the fact that the length of the foot used in France at that time was

>>a different length from the English Imperial measurement.

>

>He was still a shortarse

Heh, check this out. It's Suziethorne! Did you guys finally decided to merge or

spawn or whatever you insipid little insects do to generate offspring?

Sheesh, you can't even copy a decent flame to save your life.

>You need to read your history a little more carefully and look up

>things like a disasterous campaign on Russia during which he

>heroically turned an army of 700,000 men into one of just 70,000 in

>under a year, and a small military setback at a place called

>"Waterloo".

Napoleon [...] led the French army, modernized and reformed, to score several

major victories. His campaigns are studied at military academies all over the

world and he is widely regarded as one of history's greatest commanders. [...]

Napoleon was hated by his many enemies, but respected by them at the same time.

[Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of] Wellington [whom defeated Napoleon's army at

Waterloo], when asked who he thought was the greatest general of the day,

answered: "In this age, in past ages, in any age, Napoleon."

</wikipedia>

What have you done lately, ya fuckin' walrus?

>>>impotent dwarflet fuckhead would harbor resentment

>>

>>The only thing I resent is the hideous lack of originality from any of you

>>shitheads.

>

>Try not to explode with frustation, shortstuff.

You're welcome to answer the original post. Or you can go fuck yourself with the

Graf Zeppelin. It's up to you.

--

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]

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aavf3: mhm21x20

Top Usenet Asshole #16

Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"

October 11, 2007

On Oct 9, 7:43 am, ???hw??f <snuhw...@netscape.net> wrote:

> Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns

Yes!

Arways must think of the Dear Reader!

K to the J to the I to the L!!!!

October 11, 2007

K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:

>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:

[...]

>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?

>>>

>>>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.

>>

>>"STFU Fat Boi."

>><f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

>

>A thorne-ism:

>

>Repetition is the soul of flaming and originality should be ignored.

I've never seen anyone whine so loudly about making themselves an easy

target before. Your problem is that you're congenitally stupid. If you

were smarter you wouldn't make these errors and I wouldn't be able to

make you look like a screaming hypocrite in a few lines without having

to type anything.

I see you've dropped the Burton/Stalker thread again. Why did you pick

it up in the first place? You must know you're on a hiding to nothing

trying to prove anything remotely plausible. Why do you defend the

paranoid liar anyway? Is she your special pen friend? <laugh>

--

Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999

Golden Killfile Sept 1999

Looney Maroon Dec 1998

Looney Maroon Feb 1999

Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999

Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000

George Pickett Sept 2000

George Pickett Oct 2000

Busted Urinal Award

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award

Tar & Feathers Award

Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

October 11, 2007

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

[...]

>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you

>

>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have never been

>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.

I only brought up your height during the last year since you returned

to claim the keyboard I ripped from your cold, dead hands. Lets not

let facts get in the way of a good rant, eh? BTW, I pissed on your

keyboard. That's why it was warm when I gave you it back.

[...] (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not short. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm nearly five foot'' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

And I'm proud of it. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

So you can fuck right off. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)

> readies killfile

Oh no, not the dreaded killfile I've been plonked for life in a dozen

times already. Anything but that! <laugh>

>And... begin.

See ya round, Dildo Sackins.

--

Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999

Golden Killfile Sept 1999

Looney Maroon Dec 1998

Looney Maroon Feb 1999

Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999

Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000

George Pickett Sept 2000

George Pickett Oct 2000

Busted Urinal Award

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award

Tar & Feathers Award

Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

October 11, 2007

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:16:20 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!

<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:

>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:

>[...]

>>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?

>>>>

>>>>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.

>>>

>>>"STFU Fat Boi."

>>><f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

>>

>>A thorne-ism:

>>

>>Repetition is the soul of flaming and originality should be ignored.

>

>I've never seen anyone whine so loudly about making themselves an easy

>target before.

I suggest a tape recorder.

October 11, 2007

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for

President 2012 wrote:

> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in

> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:

>

>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in

>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>> bloviated:

>>

>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)

>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"

>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

>>>

>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in

>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:

>>>>

>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering

>>>> > cloud of snot:

>>>> >

>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering

>>>> >cloud of>>snot:

>>>> >>[...]

>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah

>>>> >blah>>>halfling.

>>>> >>>

>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.

>>>> >>

>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you

>>>> >

>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you

>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting

>>>> > than this dead horse.

>>>> >

>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this

>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having

>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I

>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient

>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.

>>>> >

>>>> > So I present to you the

>>>> >

>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU

>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======

>>>> >

>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present

>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical

>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point

>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.

>>>> >

>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between

>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred

>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you

>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in

>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this

>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many

>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the

>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.

>>>> >

>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove

>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any

>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank

>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a

>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and

>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. !

>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a

>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the

>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!

>>>> >

>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for

>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of

>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking

>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.

>>>> >

>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.

>>>> >

>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual

>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this

>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time

>>>> > or the patience.

>>>> >

>>>> > readies killfile

>>>> >

>>>> > And... begin.

>>>> >

>>>>

>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )

>>>>

>>>

>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...

>>>

>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns

>>

>> Grow up.

>

> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.

\/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !

October 11, 2007

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian

for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation

for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in

>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com: