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Pinku-Sensei
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
news:fbah1d$954$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
Forwarded to groups with either a candidate standing for more than one
award or office (Scott Abraham of rsa, connor_a of soc.men, Jean-Paul
Turcaud of sci.geo.geology) or multiple candidates for several awards
and offices (Chuckles and Tosser of RAP and Subroutine and Tim Thorne of
alt dot flame), along with a shout out to a group that usually
contributes multiple voters and might want to participate in the write-
in campaign for the Chump of the Summer (Hi, Hater Goon Cabal of ammj!
I miss you!)
Please note that the deadline is only four hours away, so hurry!
> Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2007 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> you are a notorious net.kook
> you attempt to vote twice
> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> you vote for or against yourself
> you vote in a thread other than this one
> you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 8th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN
>
> "Once a year, the voting population will have the opportunity to
> elect an award-recipient for this presigious honour via a write-in
> campaign on the August ballot. Named after "one of Usenet's most
> gullible people of all time" (in her own words) - Jayne Kulikauskas,
> devoted housewife and soc.man sympathiser extrordinaire, who was
> exposed as a fool of epic proportions for two consecutive summers.
>
> (Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)"
>
> Write-in candidate:
>
> RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Doug "Doogie" Grant
> Edmond Wollmann
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, may vote on the question for both
> candidates)
>
> Christopher "Rizler" Smith
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> Michael Vick
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> Scott Abraham
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Atlas Bugged
> Bill AKA Respondant
> James Koput
> Sue H. of alt.fan.harry-potter
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> David Tholen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andrew B. Chung
> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> Tom Bearden
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> 24Bit of rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys
> Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Charles Lysaght
> Connor Anderson of soc.men
> Tom "Tosser" Bishop
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Raymond Karczewski
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Scott Abraham
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Singing Starving Stomach" by Andrew Chung
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Atlas Bugged
> Jean-Paul Turcaud
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> James Koput AKA Subroutine of alt dot flame
> Tom "Tosser" Bishop
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> TAR AND FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Ed Conrad
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
> Connor Anderson of soc.men
> Habanero of alt.freemasonry
> Prof._Jonez
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> Jean-Paul Turcaud
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Dale Kelly
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> David Tholen
> Ed Conrad
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne, trained by Gary Burnore
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Steve Chaney
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> Honest John AKA Clockbrain
> Tom "Tosser" Bishop
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> The Chad Bryant and John Henry Haters of rec.sport.pro-wrestling
> Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
news:fbah1d$954$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
Forwarded to groups with either a candidate standing for more than one
award or office (Scott Abraham of rsa, connor_a of soc.men, Jean-Paul
Turcaud of sci.geo.geology) or multiple candidates for several awards
and offices (Chuckles and Tosser of RAP and Subroutine and Tim Thorne of
alt dot flame), along with a shout out to a group that usually
contributes multiple voters and might want to participate in the write-
in campaign for the Chump of the Summer (Hi, Hater Goon Cabal of ammj!
I miss you!)
Please note that the deadline is only four hours away, so hurry!
> Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2007 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> you are a notorious net.kook
> you attempt to vote twice
> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> you vote for or against yourself
> you vote in a thread other than this one
> you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 8th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN
>
> "Once a year, the voting population will have the opportunity to
> elect an award-recipient for this presigious honour via a write-in
> campaign on the August ballot. Named after "one of Usenet's most
> gullible people of all time" (in her own words) - Jayne Kulikauskas,
> devoted housewife and soc.man sympathiser extrordinaire, who was
> exposed as a fool of epic proportions for two consecutive summers.
>
> (Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)"
>
> Write-in candidate:
>
> RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Doug "Doogie" Grant
> Edmond Wollmann
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, may vote on the question for both
> candidates)
>
> Christopher "Rizler" Smith
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> Michael Vick
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> Scott Abraham
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Atlas Bugged
> Bill AKA Respondant
> James Koput
> Sue H. of alt.fan.harry-potter
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> David Tholen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andrew B. Chung
> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> Tom Bearden
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> 24Bit of rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys
> Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Charles Lysaght
> Connor Anderson of soc.men
> Tom "Tosser" Bishop
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Raymond Karczewski
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Scott Abraham
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Singing Starving Stomach" by Andrew Chung
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Atlas Bugged
> Jean-Paul Turcaud
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> James Koput AKA Subroutine of alt dot flame
> Tom "Tosser" Bishop
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> TAR AND FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Ed Conrad
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
> Connor Anderson of soc.men
> Habanero of alt.freemasonry
> Prof._Jonez
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> Jean-Paul Turcaud
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Dale Kelly
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> David Tholen
> Ed Conrad
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne, trained by Gary Burnore
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Steve Chaney
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> Honest John AKA Clockbrain
> Tom "Tosser" Bishop
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> The Chad Bryant and John Henry Haters of rec.sport.pro-wrestling
> Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
