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Hail Eris!
The ballot for August 2008 contains such luminaries of usenet.kookdom as:
Bucky Breeder, the gibbering sockpuppeteer of 24hoursupport."help"desk;
Andrew B. Chung, the "Double-Doctor"; Doogie Grant, the screeding liar of
alt.war.vietnam; Gunner Asch, misc.survivalism wingnut; Ray "Kazoo, teh
Living Christ, Enemy of Intellectual Thought" Karczewski; GitRDunn, true
enemy of intellectual thought; Bobbi "Lady Veteran" Sanchez's Stalking
Outer Filth; Kevin "'Chinese Democracy' leaker"/"Skwerl" Cogill; Mehran
"Perfect Math"/"Special spam-free newsgroups, once I figure out how usenet
works" Basti; pla, the alt.rhode_islander who thinks a Big-8 group is just
the thing for ARI; Agamemnon, who is now perhaps wishing he didn't have
such a big mouth; the legendary "Richard the St00pid"; Tim "Spam's
^^^^^^^^^^
Champion" Bruening; the Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
who aren't homophobic at all, nosirree; AB Patriot, future leader of Free
Alberta and eventual war criminal (if he has his way); Michael "Snit"
Glasser (owner of many in comp.os.linux.advocacy, and owned in turn by
Kadaitcha Man); Lady Veteran, still addicted to being stalked, and still
stalking; Matt "the RL version of 'Ego, the Living Planet'" Moulton;
Catherine "Christmas Cake" Burr; William "Zapratz"/"Hoodoo" Cmelak; Lin
Liangtai, the Chinese Dr. Frankenstein; Bloxy, the Russian refried
conspiracy screeder; Jamie "Seth Breidbart doesn't know what spam is"
Baillie; Abbedd, the intellectual powerhouse of
rec.music.classical.recordings (Just ask him!); Steven P. "Varnisher"
Vanier, another "Living Christ"; Damaeus, the paedophile
apologist/Satanist who isn't either of those things, no really, but what's
wrong with them anyway?...; and all the Offices except AUK Mascot, plus
three Salinger nominees, Kadaitcha Man, Snuhwolf, and a NY Times
journalist, Matt Schwartz. Feel free to forward this to more groups, but
don't snip anything if you do.
Please note, followups are set for AUK-only. If you don't wish to
participate, please just ignore this. If you wish to whine, then do as
you see fit.
I'll never know another Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler like Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:04:57 +0000 in
alt.usenet.kooks, they're so drad:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2008 Usenet Kook Awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
> litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> you are a notorious net.kook
> you attempt to vote twice
> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> you vote for or against yourself
> you vote in a thread other than this one
> you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> you have officially been declared non-existent
> you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on September 9th to cast your votes. Vote
> wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN
>
> "Once a year, the voting population will have the opportunity to elect
> an award-recipient for this presigious honour via a write-in campaign
> on the August ballot. Named after "one of Usenet's most gullible people
> of all time" (in her own words) - Jayne Kulikauskas, devoted housewife
> and soc.man sympathiser extrordinaire, who was exposed as a fool of
> epic proportions for two consecutive summers.
>
> (Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)"
>
> Write in your candidate's name here:
>
> RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andrew B. Chung
> Douglas "Doogie" Grant
> Gunner Asch
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Kevin Cogill
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> GitRDunn
> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mehran Basti
> pla of alt.rhode_island
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Tim Bruening
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> AB Patriot
> Bucky Breeder
> Lady Veteran AKA Bobbi Sanchez
> Michael Glasser AKA Snit
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Catherine Burr
> William Cmelak
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Doctor Who Physics" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> "Mars Phoenix Lander Findings" by Lin Liangtai
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "All Folk music is modern Irish Pop" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> "Illuminati/Freemansons/Bohemian Grove" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Catherine Burr
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
> Bucky Breeder
> Catherine Burr
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> AB Patriot
> William Cmelak
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Steven P. Vanier
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Damaeus
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
> Bucky Breeder
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder, trained by Kadaitcha Man
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Colin McKenzie" by Kadaitcha Man
> "Fake Earthlink Help Request" by Snuhwolf
> "The Trolls Among Us" by Matthias Schwartz
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> William Cmelak
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Alexa Cameron
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board
> Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery
> William Cmelak and Karen Anderson
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Jeff Relf
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
Meow!
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!! Kallisti!!!
Lola Stonewall Riot, Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I
could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife."
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008
2001 RADW Bitch of the Year, ADRIC Awards (by acclamation); mhm 29x21;
Tom Baker's #1 Fan; Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; S.N.A.R.K.Y.: Synthetic
Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork; the Discordian
People's Most Powerful and Revered Being (without portfolio); Demon of
Mockery and Silliness, Demon Lord of Confusion, Demon Prince of
Absurdity; Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Lola, called
Snarky, Queen of the Snarks of Ærisia; Queen of Rice; TransWench; Ship's
Chaos Demon, Bad Ship BetNoirian; The God of Odd Statements; Dr. L. C.
Snark, Professor of Philosophy, Critical Theory (Liberal Arts and
Contemporary Studies), Mockery, Silliness, Confusion, Absurdity, Chaos,
& General Mayhem, Centre For Xena Studies; The God-Fairy-Demon Snark;
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young; Pope Snarky Goodfella of the
undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK, GGGHD, MWFA, HCNB, CPFG, CEM;
Superfaggot; Canadian Popular Front for the Whitetail Jihad; Wearer of
the Holy FAGGOT Hat; Sec'y, Int'l Homosexual Conspiracy; Treasurer,
Int'l Anarchist Conspiracy; Czar of all the Flonkers; Mastermind of the
SMOF; allegedly The Worst Kind Of Feminist; Chas. E. Pemberton; Pete
Stapleton; Joseph Bartlo; Koi-Lo; Henry Schmidt, the PorscheMonkey4Life;
TEH USENETS BULLIE
ICQ: 135930147; popesnarkyatcaballistadotorg
BITCH PRIDE!
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Quotable quotes:
> >> Chaotic systems are systems whose state evolves with time which are
> >> highly sensitive to minute changes in initial conditions.
>
> > Good boy. Now, can you demonstrate your understanding of this
> > definition by applying it correctly?
>
> I can but you lack the ability to comprehend.
So that's why you decided to do it the wrong way?
-- Phil Bowles has since been putting Aggie's brain back together, and
is very sorry for making it explode. Message-ID:
<dc9d9032-9acb-4504-8c8f-bee11163da35@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>
To poutso kelftis, aka Agamemnon:
"Gamo to mouni tis manas sou tis ksekoliaras." -- Kadaitcha Man
"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many
years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and
everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
-- Eddie Izzard
"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd
have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but
for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."
-- Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6W9sK7zyKL@unixd0rk.com>
"Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! You know, you two are
beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours!
Fish don't just catch themselves!" -- Xena, "Fins, Femmes, &
Gems" (64/318)
Quoth Max Grrl to the Monkey:
> Free cl00: Why do you think you've been nominated for so many awards,
> Dribbles???
"Because y'all have so many nyms. Like I stated yesterday. Your b1tch as$
opinion doesn't mean $hit to me. You are totally irrelevant to me. I
continue flame you because I like kicking retards around." -- The
Monkey-man is unaware that Max Grrl only _has_ one nym. MID:
<jq9xh.875$hH2.700@trnddc02>
"Open wide and wait for a $hit explosion, turdboy" -- Joxer isn't very
well-acquainted with the concept of not aiming the flamethrower at his
own position. MID: <r7Wxh.2191$384.676@trnddc05>
NightMist wrote about Beauty/Venus In Furs/Olympiada:
> By the by, the "BT" that was mentioned in my exchange with her? That is
> a retired bishop that she thinks is lurking in usenet groups giving her
> secret messages about what and where to post.
"I did not say he was giving me anonymous messages about where to post,
I said he may have given me anonymous messages about where to post."
-- No, Beauty's not a paranoid k00k at all. No way. Doesn't
everyone(tine) think that way, sometimes? Message-ID:
<ergl7i$njc$3@registered.motzarella.org>
The ballot for August 2008 contains such luminaries of usenet.kookdom as:
Bucky Breeder, the gibbering sockpuppeteer of 24hoursupport."help"desk;
Andrew B. Chung, the "Double-Doctor"; Doogie Grant, the screeding liar of
alt.war.vietnam; Gunner Asch, misc.survivalism wingnut; Ray "Kazoo, teh
Living Christ, Enemy of Intellectual Thought" Karczewski; GitRDunn, true
enemy of intellectual thought; Bobbi "Lady Veteran" Sanchez's Stalking
Outer Filth; Kevin "'Chinese Democracy' leaker"/"Skwerl" Cogill; Mehran
"Perfect Math"/"Special spam-free newsgroups, once I figure out how usenet
works" Basti; pla, the alt.rhode_islander who thinks a Big-8 group is just
the thing for ARI; Agamemnon, who is now perhaps wishing he didn't have
such a big mouth; the legendary "Richard the St00pid"; Tim "Spam's
^^^^^^^^^^
Champion" Bruening; the Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
who aren't homophobic at all, nosirree; AB Patriot, future leader of Free
Alberta and eventual war criminal (if he has his way); Michael "Snit"
Glasser (owner of many in comp.os.linux.advocacy, and owned in turn by
Kadaitcha Man); Lady Veteran, still addicted to being stalked, and still
stalking; Matt "the RL version of 'Ego, the Living Planet'" Moulton;
Catherine "Christmas Cake" Burr; William "Zapratz"/"Hoodoo" Cmelak; Lin
Liangtai, the Chinese Dr. Frankenstein; Bloxy, the Russian refried
conspiracy screeder; Jamie "Seth Breidbart doesn't know what spam is"
Baillie; Abbedd, the intellectual powerhouse of
rec.music.classical.recordings (Just ask him!); Steven P. "Varnisher"
Vanier, another "Living Christ"; Damaeus, the paedophile
apologist/Satanist who isn't either of those things, no really, but what's
wrong with them anyway?...; and all the Offices except AUK Mascot, plus
three Salinger nominees, Kadaitcha Man, Snuhwolf, and a NY Times
journalist, Matt Schwartz. Feel free to forward this to more groups, but
don't snip anything if you do.
Please note, followups are set for AUK-only. If you don't wish to
participate, please just ignore this. If you wish to whine, then do as
you see fit.
I'll never know another Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler like Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:04:57 +0000 in
alt.usenet.kooks, they're so drad:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2008 Usenet Kook Awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
> litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> you are a notorious net.kook
> you attempt to vote twice
> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> you vote for or against yourself
> you vote in a thread other than this one
> you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> you have officially been declared non-existent
> you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on September 9th to cast your votes. Vote
> wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN
>
> "Once a year, the voting population will have the opportunity to elect
> an award-recipient for this presigious honour via a write-in campaign
> on the August ballot. Named after "one of Usenet's most gullible people
> of all time" (in her own words) - Jayne Kulikauskas, devoted housewife
> and soc.man sympathiser extrordinaire, who was exposed as a fool of
> epic proportions for two consecutive summers.
>
> (Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)"
>
> Write in your candidate's name here:
>
> RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andrew B. Chung
> Douglas "Doogie" Grant
> Gunner Asch
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Kevin Cogill
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> GitRDunn
> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mehran Basti
> pla of alt.rhode_island
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Tim Bruening
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> AB Patriot
> Bucky Breeder
> Lady Veteran AKA Bobbi Sanchez
> Michael Glasser AKA Snit
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Catherine Burr
> William Cmelak
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Doctor Who Physics" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> "Mars Phoenix Lander Findings" by Lin Liangtai
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "All Folk music is modern Irish Pop" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> "Illuminati/Freemansons/Bohemian Grove" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Catherine Burr
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
> Bucky Breeder
> Catherine Burr
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> AB Patriot
> William Cmelak
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Steven P. Vanier
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Damaeus
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
> Bucky Breeder
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder, trained by Kadaitcha Man
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Colin McKenzie" by Kadaitcha Man
> "Fake Earthlink Help Request" by Snuhwolf
> "The Trolls Among Us" by Matthias Schwartz
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> William Cmelak
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
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Quotable quotes:
> >> Chaotic systems are systems whose state evolves with time which are
> >> highly sensitive to minute changes in initial conditions.
>
> > Good boy. Now, can you demonstrate your understanding of this
> > definition by applying it correctly?
>
> I can but you lack the ability to comprehend.
So that's why you decided to do it the wrong way?
-- Phil Bowles has since been putting Aggie's brain back together, and
is very sorry for making it explode. Message-ID:
<dc9d9032-9acb-4504-8c8f-bee11163da35@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>
To poutso kelftis, aka Agamemnon:
"Gamo to mouni tis manas sou tis ksekoliaras." -- Kadaitcha Man
"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many
years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and
everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
-- Eddie Izzard
"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd
have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but
for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."
-- Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6W9sK7zyKL@unixd0rk.com>
"Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! You know, you two are
beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours!
Fish don't just catch themselves!" -- Xena, "Fins, Femmes, &
Gems" (64/318)
Quoth Max Grrl to the Monkey:
> Free cl00: Why do you think you've been nominated for so many awards,
> Dribbles???
"Because y'all have so many nyms. Like I stated yesterday. Your b1tch as$
opinion doesn't mean $hit to me. You are totally irrelevant to me. I
continue flame you because I like kicking retards around." -- The
Monkey-man is unaware that Max Grrl only _has_ one nym. MID:
<jq9xh.875$hH2.700@trnddc02>
"Open wide and wait for a $hit explosion, turdboy" -- Joxer isn't very
well-acquainted with the concept of not aiming the flamethrower at his
own position. MID: <r7Wxh.2191$384.676@trnddc05>
NightMist wrote about Beauty/Venus In Furs/Olympiada:
> By the by, the "BT" that was mentioned in my exchange with her? That is
> a retired bishop that she thinks is lurking in usenet groups giving her
> secret messages about what and where to post.
"I did not say he was giving me anonymous messages about where to post,
I said he may have given me anonymous messages about where to post."
-- No, Beauty's not a paranoid k00k at all. No way. Doesn't
everyone(tine) think that way, sometimes? Message-ID:
<ergl7i$njc$3@registered.motzarella.org>