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On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:10:09 +0000, BiGWhiteGuy5 wrote these lies,
denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:
> Hail Eris!
>
> Apologies for the x-poast, but interested parties may be pleased to know
> that they have an opportunity to, ahem, "honour" Agamemnon for his many
> blessings of, er, wisdom on you all, or else register your disapproval by
> voting against him. Note that follow-ups are set for AUK only, so if you
> wish to add more groups, you may do so without concern that you might
> inconvenience anyone in these groups.
>
> The following MID has a selection of Aggie quotes in the .sig, if you'd
> like a look at various things he's had to say.
>
> Message-ID:
> <pan.2008.08.07.01.18.58.465638@jm.ck.poee.kothask.dsocpl.eothidiautp.hcnb.ggghd.bcb.cem.fi>
>
> Also, some of you may be familiar with Gordon Roy "Ray Gordon" Parker, Bob
> "Patriot Games" Milby, David "The Doctor" "Yads" Yadallee, Scott Abraham,
> Jamie Baillie, Bill Hughes, Y. Y. Porat, Brad Guth, Ernie Primeau of
> alt.baldspot, or Andrew B. Chung -- all of them on this ballot.
>
> IC of MEOW/ts
>
> All Hail Fluffy! On Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:12:43 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler whined:
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2008 Usenet Kook Awards.
>> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
>> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
>> litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> you are a notorious net.kook
>> you attempt to vote twice
>> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>> you vote for or against yourself
>> you vote in a thread other than this one
>> you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> you have officially been declared non-existent
>> you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on August 10th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Patrick Michael Sullivan AKA The Kearsley Curse
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Scott Abraham
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Craig Chilton
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> No Einstein
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Scott Abraham
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Top Poster of rec.arts.drwho
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
>> Bucky Breeder
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
>> Yads AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Zarbiface of rec.arts.drwho
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> "Atlanta's non-drought" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Ray Gordon Parker
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Jennifer "Spanglebabykins" Nance of alt.gossip.celebrities
>> Y.Y. Porat of sci.physics
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Y.Y. Porat of sci.physics
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Ernie Primeau, trained by Farrel Manne
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by the NANA subhierarchy
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL "RUBBER TURKEY" FOR JULY 4TH 2008
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Craig Chilton
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> HAMMER OF THOR
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Pope Snarky
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Abstain
>>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Bill Hughes
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Abstain
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
________________________________________________________________________
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Walking", Torchwood (20/207)
On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:10:09 +0000, BiGWhiteGuy5 wrote these lies,
denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:
> Hail Eris!
>
> Apologies for the x-poast, but interested parties may be pleased to know
> that they have an opportunity to, ahem, "honour" Agamemnon for his many
> blessings of, er, wisdom on you all, or else register your disapproval by
> voting against him. Note that follow-ups are set for AUK only, so if you
> wish to add more groups, you may do so without concern that you might
> inconvenience anyone in these groups.
>
> The following MID has a selection of Aggie quotes in the .sig, if you'd
> like a look at various things he's had to say.
>
> Message-ID:
> <pan.2008.08.07.01.18.58.465638@jm.ck.poee.kothask.dsocpl.eothidiautp.hcnb.ggghd.bcb.cem.fi>
>
> Also, some of you may be familiar with Gordon Roy "Ray Gordon" Parker, Bob
> "Patriot Games" Milby, David "The Doctor" "Yads" Yadallee, Scott Abraham,
> Jamie Baillie, Bill Hughes, Y. Y. Porat, Brad Guth, Ernie Primeau of
> alt.baldspot, or Andrew B. Chung -- all of them on this ballot.
>
> IC of MEOW/ts
>
> All Hail Fluffy! On Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:12:43 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler whined:
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2008 Usenet Kook Awards.
>> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
>> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
>> litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> you are a notorious net.kook
>> you attempt to vote twice
>> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>> you vote for or against yourself
>> you vote in a thread other than this one
>> you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> you have officially been declared non-existent
>> you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on August 10th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Patrick Michael Sullivan AKA The Kearsley Curse
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Scott Abraham
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Craig Chilton
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> No Einstein
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Scott Abraham
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Top Poster of rec.arts.drwho
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
>> Bucky Breeder
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
>> Yads AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Zarbiface of rec.arts.drwho
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> "Atlanta's non-drought" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Ray Gordon Parker
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Jennifer "Spanglebabykins" Nance of alt.gossip.celebrities
>> Y.Y. Porat of sci.physics
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Y.Y. Porat of sci.physics
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Ernie Primeau, trained by Farrel Manne
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by the NANA subhierarchy
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL "RUBBER TURKEY" FOR JULY 4TH 2008
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Craig Chilton
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> HAMMER OF THOR
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Pope Snarky
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Abstain
>>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Bill Hughes
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Abstain
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
TEH USENETS BULLIE
http://www.runescape.com/
Join my RuneScape clan!
http://z11.invisionfree.com/Holy_Pretzel_Cabal/index.php
Full name of clan: Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet
And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel
Vote in the July 2008 Kook Awards! Note: Ballots _must_ be posted to
alt.usenet.kooks to be valid.
Message-ID: <g72f3r$k8q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
"Not supporting me is equivalent to forfeiting your own rights." --
John D. Wentzky: Warrior For Your Freedumb! Message-ID:
<33km2419sg6fnq3shtbatqa602eagfbskl@4ax.com>
"You cognatatively challenged fool!" -- According to Agamemnon, Stephen
Wilson is, apparently, highly ignorant about cognates, and so is anyone
who dares to disagree with him, in Message-ID:
<Jvidnfyewe883sjVnZ2dnUVZ8rOdnZ2d@eclipse.net.uk>
"Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscious?" -- Owen Harper, "Dead Man
Walking", Torchwood (20/207)
