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Hail Eris!
The following ballot for the May 2008 Usenet Kook Awards contains such
luminaries of usenet kookdom as Lady Veteran (last month's winner of the
Kook Trifecta -- KOTM, CNOTM, and COTM), Ernie Primeau of alt.baldspot,
JTEM of alt.atheism and APH, Johnny Wizard of the monster anti-Bush
screedbombs, John D. Wentzky of alt.abortion, Onideus Mad Hatter, D.J.
Tholen, Douglas "Doogie" Grant, and more. Pleace to be posting your
ballot to AUK only -- if you wish to engage in flamewar, feel free to
maintain the x-poast, but if you're just voting, it needs to go to AUK;
however, x-poasting it is a tad silly.
The Secretary
Every Imperial Court ought to have a secretary.
All Hail Fluffy! On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:01:21 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
Vote Wrangler whined:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2008 Usenet Kook Awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
> litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> you are a notorious net.kook
> you attempt to vote twice
> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet you vote for
> or against yourself
> you vote in a thread other than this one you vote in a newsgroup other
> than AUK without crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete or
> altered version of the ballot you have explicitly been disenfranchised
> by the Vote Wrangler you have officially been declared non-existent
> you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on June 10th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
> next time the candidate might be you .
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Ernie Primeau
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Jonathan Herr
> Seon Ferguson
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> JTEM
> Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> BONZO
> Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Quantum AetherDynamics Institute" by David Thomson
> "UFOs guided Cyclone Nargis" by Jan Pajak
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> David Tholen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Daniel Joseph Min
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> John Wentzky
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> John Wentzky
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Douglas Grant
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter,
> trained by Meat Plow
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Marcia's first sockpuppet sleeper troll" by marcia of SPP
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Gerald Newton
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Charles Lysaght
> John Wentzky
> Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Pamela Russell
> Abstain
>
> AUK MASCOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Colonel Jake
> Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
Meow!
The following ballot for the May 2008 Usenet Kook Awards contains such
luminaries of usenet kookdom as Lady Veteran (last month's winner of the
Kook Trifecta -- KOTM, CNOTM, and COTM), Ernie Primeau of alt.baldspot,
JTEM of alt.atheism and APH, Johnny Wizard of the monster anti-Bush
screedbombs, John D. Wentzky of alt.abortion, Onideus Mad Hatter, D.J.
Tholen, Douglas "Doogie" Grant, and more. Pleace to be posting your
ballot to AUK only -- if you wish to engage in flamewar, feel free to
maintain the x-poast, but if you're just voting, it needs to go to AUK;
however, x-poasting it is a tad silly.
The Secretary
Every Imperial Court ought to have a secretary.
All Hail Fluffy! On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:01:21 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
Vote Wrangler whined:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2008 Usenet Kook Awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
> litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> you are a notorious net.kook
> you attempt to vote twice
> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet you vote for
> or against yourself
> you vote in a thread other than this one you vote in a newsgroup other
> than AUK without crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete or
> altered version of the ballot you have explicitly been disenfranchised
> by the Vote Wrangler you have officially been declared non-existent
> you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on June 10th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
> next time the candidate might be you .
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Ernie Primeau
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Jonathan Herr
> Seon Ferguson
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> JTEM
> Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> BONZO
> Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Quantum AetherDynamics Institute" by David Thomson
> "UFOs guided Cyclone Nargis" by Jan Pajak
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> David Tholen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Daniel Joseph Min
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> John Wentzky
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> John Wentzky
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Douglas Grant
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter,
> trained by Meat Plow
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Marcia's first sockpuppet sleeper troll" by marcia of SPP
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Gerald Newton
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Charles Lysaght
> John Wentzky
> Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Pamela Russell
> Abstain
>
> AUK MASCOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Colonel Jake
> Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
Meow!