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Onideus Mad Hatter
Guest
On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:36:03 -0800 (PST), "bizdevagile@gmail.com"
<bizdevagile@gmail.com> wrote:
>Greetings,
>
>
>Are you looking for a te<**** SLAP>
Look here retard, no one in this froup (or any other) is going to fall
for your cookie cutter template bitching scam job and nearly everyone
in this froup has web design skills that could easily run ****ing
circles around your completely and totally nonexistent abilities. Of
course even a lesser flunkie can tell yer a scam artist testing out
the greater fool theory. Trust me, kiddo, NO ONE could possibly be
any dumber than you are, in other words, your target market is ZERO,
zilch, nada, a black hole of sales at it were. You couldn't even hope
to convince yer own mother that you were actually producing that cog
stamped **** work of a "portfolio" you're pretending to have.
At best you're a poser class dipshit who thought he could "get rich
quick" on the Internet and were just too damn stupid to realize that
if it really was THAT easy, ****, ~EVERYBODY~ would be doing it and
we'd all be millionaires! Sorry stupid, but everything in life that's
too good to be true...is. And if that is the case here, guess what?
Yeah, you ARE the greater fool and YOU got conned by who ever it
was who sold you those crapass template bitch jobs.
Don't quit yer day job at the Kwiki mart just yet Apu. And btw, most
people on the Internet have come to relate scam artistry with foreign
countries like Nigeria, India, etc. So pretty much even if you had a
legitimate business (which you don't), you STILL wouldn't be able to
get any clients because, well ****, who the hell wants to deal with
some foreign dipshit half a world away who can probably barely speak
English? I mean that is REALLY not a smart idea if you're serious
about having a website and serious about updating it and so forth.
But like I said, even beyond those points countries like India are
synonymous with thieving, poser class, lying, con artists, so who the
**** would want to trust you?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
<bizdevagile@gmail.com> wrote:
>Greetings,
>
>
>Are you looking for a te<**** SLAP>
Look here retard, no one in this froup (or any other) is going to fall
for your cookie cutter template bitching scam job and nearly everyone
in this froup has web design skills that could easily run ****ing
circles around your completely and totally nonexistent abilities. Of
course even a lesser flunkie can tell yer a scam artist testing out
the greater fool theory. Trust me, kiddo, NO ONE could possibly be
any dumber than you are, in other words, your target market is ZERO,
zilch, nada, a black hole of sales at it were. You couldn't even hope
to convince yer own mother that you were actually producing that cog
stamped **** work of a "portfolio" you're pretending to have.
At best you're a poser class dipshit who thought he could "get rich
quick" on the Internet and were just too damn stupid to realize that
if it really was THAT easy, ****, ~EVERYBODY~ would be doing it and
we'd all be millionaires! Sorry stupid, but everything in life that's
too good to be true...is. And if that is the case here, guess what?
Yeah, you ARE the greater fool and YOU got conned by who ever it
was who sold you those crapass template bitch jobs.
Don't quit yer day job at the Kwiki mart just yet Apu. And btw, most
people on the Internet have come to relate scam artistry with foreign
countries like Nigeria, India, etc. So pretty much even if you had a
legitimate business (which you don't), you STILL wouldn't be able to
get any clients because, well ****, who the hell wants to deal with
some foreign dipshit half a world away who can probably barely speak
English? I mean that is REALLY not a smart idea if you're serious
about having a website and serious about updating it and so forth.
But like I said, even beyond those points countries like India are
synonymous with thieving, poser class, lying, con artists, so who the
**** would want to trust you?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )