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Tim Bruening
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Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:21:26 -0000, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:28:55 -0000, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Phil Kyle wrote:
> >>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
> >>>> news:47423590$0$90449$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Phil Kyle wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Tim's a Level-4 burn victim.
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> On his fingertips, presumably?
> >>>
> >>> I was thinking total epidermal . . . 'e spends far too much time plugged-in.
> >>
> >> I've found his hand:
> >> http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/docs/2002-123/images/E-burn.jpg
> >
> > FOK!
>
> FOKKER!
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> A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit, 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit, 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
> He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit, Lucky frog."
> The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit, 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to next?"
> The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit, Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit, $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across them table.
> The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
> He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
> "And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room."
Did that room have security cameras that would show the frog turning
into the girl? Or were there security cameras outside that would show
the man entering the room with the frog and no girl?
The man ought to be able to afford a good defense lawyer with the money
he won!
> On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:21:26 -0000, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:28:55 -0000, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Phil Kyle wrote:
> >>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
> >>>> news:47423590$0$90449$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Phil Kyle wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Tim's a Level-4 burn victim.
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> On his fingertips, presumably?
> >>>
> >>> I was thinking total epidermal . . . 'e spends far too much time plugged-in.
> >>
> >> I've found his hand:
> >> http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/docs/2002-123/images/E-burn.jpg
> >
> > FOK!
>
> FOKKER!
> http://hucker.plus.com/canon/Fokker F-16 Fighting Falcon.jpg
>
> --
> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?
> http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com
>
> A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit, 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit, 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
> He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit, Lucky frog."
> The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit, 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to next?"
> The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit, Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit, $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across them table.
> The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
> He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
> "And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room."
Did that room have security cameras that would show the frog turning
into the girl? Or were there security cameras outside that would show
the man entering the room with the frog and no girl?
The man ought to be able to afford a good defense lawyer with the money
he won!