Re: What old people do for fun?

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Leon

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"acbc" <arslosinho@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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> On 20 stu, 13:02, Jimmy <athleticu...@yahoo.co.nz> wrote:


>


>> >http://vinovo.magnify.net/watch/playlist/MTXT4XHTVMST6RL5?magnified_p...


>> > hahaha


>>


>> Nasty old folks, hahaha


>


> Granny rules

One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is the

ability to get away with talking to strangers without risk of physical

assault. When someone with a full cart is in front of me in the "Express

Lane -- 10 Items or Less", I feel free to say to the person behind me,

"Either (s)he can't read or (s)she can't count" in a loud enough voice for

the transgressor to hear. It doesn't do much good, but it gives me

satisfaction to watch their backs stiffen. Wouldn't pop an old geezer in the

snoot, woodja?

Leon

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

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"Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@att.net> found these unused words:


>


>"acbc" <arslosinho@yahoo.com> wrote in message


>news:0ae386e8-6b1d-4003-8c69-4cdf117bcaba@b38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...


>> On 20 stu, 13:02, Jimmy <athleticu...@yahoo.co.nz> wrote:


>>


>>> >http://vinovo.magnify.net/watch/playlist/MTXT4XHTVMST6RL5?magnified_p...


>>> > hahaha


>>>


>>> Nasty old folks, hahaha


>>


>> Granny rules


>


>One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is the


>ability to get away with talking to strangers without risk of physical


>assault. When someone with a full cart is in front of me in the "Express


>Lane -- 10 Items or Less", I feel free to say to the person behind me,


>"Either (s)he can't read or (s)she can't count" in a loud enough voice for


>the transgressor to hear. It doesn't do much good, but it gives me


>satisfaction to watch their backs stiffen. Wouldn't pop an old geezer in the


>snoot, woodja?


>


>Leon


>

Yeah, some of the punks would, then laugh at you lying on the foor with a

****** nose!

A better method would be to get the mnager and ask them to enforce the

checkout procedures -=or=- take down the "Express Lane signs.

That said, I've had "Express Lane" checkers call me over as they had no one

in line, than others came and perhaps wondered as you have ...!

Is it a plot?

Nope, unintended!

 
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ah

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Leon wrote:


> "acbc" <arslosinho@yahoo.com> wrote in message


> news:0ae386e8-6b1d-4003-8c69-4cdf117bcaba@b38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...


>> On 20 stu, 13:02, Jimmy <athleticu...@yahoo.co.nz> wrote:


>>


>>> >http://vinovo.magnify.net/watch/playlist/MTXT4XHTVMST6RL5?magnified_p...


>>> > hahaha


>>>


>>> Nasty old folks, hahaha


>>


>> Granny rules


>


> One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is the

Pooping becomes increasingly more fun.


> ability to get away with talking to strangers without risk of physical


> assault. When someone with a full cart is in front of me in the "Express


> Lane -- 10 Items or Less", I feel free to say to the person behind me,


> "Either (s)he can't read or (s)she can't count" in a loud enough voice for


> the transgressor to hear. It doesn't do much good, but it gives me


> satisfaction to watch their backs stiffen. Wouldn't pop an old geezer in the


> snoot, woodja?

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Michael N. LeVine

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In article <495ba0ff$0$33701$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>,

ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


> Leon wrote:


> > "acbc" <arslosinho@yahoo.com> wrote in message


> > news:0ae386e8-6b1d-4003-8c69-4cdf117bcaba@b38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...


> >> On 20 stu, 13:02, Jimmy <athleticu...@yahoo.co.nz> wrote:


> >>


> >>> >http://vinovo.magnify.net/watch/playlist/MTXT4XHTVMST6RL5?magnified_p...


> >>> > hahaha


> >>>


> >>> Nasty old folks, hahaha


> >>


> >> Granny rules


> >


> > One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is the


>


> Pooping becomes increasingly more fun.


>

a real gas!

--

Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com

"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.

All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee

and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

 
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WhoMe

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On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:10:46 -0600, Michael N. LeVine wrote

(in article <mlevinespmfltr-179E33.09104631122008@news.supernews.com>):


> In article <495ba0ff$0$33701$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>,


> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


>


>> Leon wrote:


>>> "acbc" <arslosinho@yahoo.com> wrote in message


>>> news:0ae386e8-6b1d-4003-8c69-4cdf117bcaba@b38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...


>>>> On 20 stu, 13:02, Jimmy <athleticu...@yahoo.co.nz> wrote:


>>>>


>>>>>> http://vinovo.magnify.net/watch/playlist/MTXT4XHTVMST6RL5?magnified_p...


>>>>>> hahaha


>>>>>


>>>>> Nasty old folks, hahaha


>>>>


>>>> Granny rules


>>>


>>> One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is


>>> the


>>


>> Pooping becomes increasingly more fun.


>>


> a real gas!


>

Need AlkaSeltzer - plop plop .....

 
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Michael N. LeVine

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In article <0001HW.C58111F4000AA1ABB01AD9AF@news.supernews.com>,

WhoMe <whomepuns@gmail.com> wrote:


> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:10:46 -0600, Michael N. LeVine wrote


> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-179E33.09104631122008@news.supernews.com>):


>


> > In article <495ba0ff$0$33701$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>,


> > ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:


> >


> >> Leon wrote:


> >>> "acbc" <arslosinho@yahoo.com> wrote in message


> >>> news:0ae386e8-6b1d-4003-8c69-4cdf117bcaba@b38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...


> >>>> On 20 stu, 13:02, Jimmy <athleticu...@yahoo.co.nz> wrote:


> >>>>


> >>>>>> http://vinovo.magnify.net/watch/playlist/MTXT4XHTVMST6RL5?magnified_p...


> >>>>>> hahaha


> >>>>>


> >>>>> Nasty old folks, hahaha


> >>>>


> >>>> Granny rules


> >>>


> >>> One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is


> >>> the


> >>


> >> Pooping becomes increasingly more fun.


> >>


> > a real gas!


> >


>


> Need AlkaSeltzer - plop plop .....

That fizz-led.

--

Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com

"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.

All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee

and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

 
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metro-golden-meower

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On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:40:04 GMT, "Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@att.net>

wrote:


>


>"acbc" <arslosinho@yahoo.com> wrote in message


>news:0ae386e8-6b1d-4003-8c69-4cdf117bcaba@b38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...


>> On 20 stu, 13:02, Jimmy <athleticu...@yahoo.co.nz> wrote:


>>


>>> >http://vinovo.magnify.net/watch/playlist/MTXT4XHTVMST6RL5?magnified_p...


>>> > hahaha


>>>


>>> Nasty old folks, hahaha


>>


>> Granny rules


>


>One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is the


>ability to get away with talking to strangers without risk of physical


>assault. When someone with a full cart is in front of me in the "Express


>Lane -- 10 Items or Less", I feel free to say to the person behind me,


>"Either (s)he can't read or (s)she can't count" in a loud enough voice for


>the transgressor to hear. It doesn't do much good, but it gives me


>satisfaction to watch their backs stiffen. Wouldn't pop an old geezer in the


>snoot, woodja?

****! noone told me you had to be old to do that. i do that anyway,

but then again, i'm 6' tall and from all accounts scary lookin'.


>Leon


>

 
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Leon

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"metro-golden-meower" wrote..


> "Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@att.net> wrote:


>


>>One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is


>>the


>>ability to get away with talking to strangers without risk of physical


>>assault. When someone with a full cart is in front of me in the "Express


>>Lane -- 10 Items or Less", I feel free to say to the person behind me,


>>"Either (s)he can't read or (s)she can't count" in a loud enough voice for


>>the transgressor to hear. It doesn't do much good, but it gives me


>>satisfaction to watch their backs stiffen. Wouldn't pop an old geezer in


>>the


>>snoot, woodja?


>


> ****! noone told me you had to be old to do that. i do that anyway,


> but then again, i'm 6' tall and from all accounts scary lookin'.


>

My company had a security guard who was 6'10" tall and weighed about 350

pounds. He wore dreadlocks and a scowl when on duty. Someone asked me if he

was as tough as he looked, and I truthfully replied that I never saw him

acting tough. People did what he told them to, without arguing. His "Move

along, please," was extremely effective at clearing a corridor.

Leon

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

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metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> found these unused

words:


>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:40:04 GMT, "Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@att.net>


>wrote:


>


>>


>>"acbc" <arslosinho@yahoo.com> wrote in message


>>news:0ae386e8-6b1d-4003-8c69-4cdf117bcaba@b38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...


>>> On 20 stu, 13:02, Jimmy <athleticu...@yahoo.co.nz> wrote:


>>>


>>>> >http://vinovo.magnify.net/watch/playlist/MTXT4XHTVMST6RL5?magnified_p...


>>>> > hahaha


>>>>


>>>> Nasty old folks, hahaha


>>>


>>> Granny rules


>>


>>One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is the


>>ability to get away with talking to strangers without risk of physical


>>assault. When someone with a full cart is in front of me in the "Express


>>Lane -- 10 Items or Less", I feel free to say to the person behind me,


>>"Either (s)he can't read or (s)she can't count" in a loud enough voice for


>>the transgressor to hear. It doesn't do much good, but it gives me


>>satisfaction to watch their backs stiffen. Wouldn't pop an old geezer in the


>>snoot, woodja?


>


>****! noone told me you had to be old to do that. i do that anyway,


>but then again, i'm 6' tall and from all accounts scary lookin'.


>


>>Leon


>>

That'd work, especially in the Buffy.

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

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"Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@att.net> found these unused words:


>


>"metro-golden-meower" wrote..


>> "Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@att.net> wrote:


>>


>>>One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is


>>>the


>>>ability to get away with talking to strangers without risk of physical


>>>assault. When someone with a full cart is in front of me in the "Express


>>>Lane -- 10 Items or Less", I feel free to say to the person behind me,


>>>"Either (s)he can't read or (s)she can't count" in a loud enough voice for


>>>the transgressor to hear. It doesn't do much good, but it gives me


>>>satisfaction to watch their backs stiffen. Wouldn't pop an old geezer in


>>>the


>>>snoot, woodja?


>>


>> ****! noone told me you had to be old to do that. i do that anyway,


>> but then again, i'm 6' tall and from all accounts scary lookin'.


>>


>


>My company had a security guard who was 6'10" tall and weighed about 350


>pounds. He wore dreadlocks and a scowl when on duty. Someone asked me if he


>was as tough as he looked, and I truthfully replied that I never saw him


>acting tough. People did what he told them to, without arguing. His "Move


>along, please," was extremely effective at clearing a corridor.


>


>Leon


>

Could you invite him into your NG, and have him explain ON TOPIC posting?

 
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metro-golden-meower

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On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:16:53 -0800, Sir F. A. Rien

<jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:


>metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> found these unused


>words:


>


>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:40:04 GMT, "Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@att.net>


>>wrote:


>>


>>>


>>>"acbc" <arslosinho@yahoo.com> wrote in message


>>>news:0ae386e8-6b1d-4003-8c69-4cdf117bcaba@b38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...


>>>> On 20 stu, 13:02, Jimmy <athleticu...@yahoo.co.nz> wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> >http://vinovo.magnify.net/watch/playlist/MTXT4XHTVMST6RL5?magnified_p...


>>>>> > hahaha


>>>>>


>>>>> Nasty old folks, hahaha


>>>>


>>>> Granny rules


>>>


>>>One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is the


>>>ability to get away with talking to strangers without risk of physical


>>>assault. When someone with a full cart is in front of me in the "Express


>>>Lane -- 10 Items or Less", I feel free to say to the person behind me,


>>>"Either (s)he can't read or (s)she can't count" in a loud enough voice for


>>>the transgressor to hear. It doesn't do much good, but it gives me


>>>satisfaction to watch their backs stiffen. Wouldn't pop an old geezer in the


>>>snoot, woodja?


>>


>>****! noone told me you had to be old to do that. i do that anyway,


>>but then again, i'm 6' tall and from all accounts scary lookin'.


>>


>>>Leon


>>>


>That'd work, especially in the Buffy.

a tv/real life cross over?

 
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metro-golden-meower

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On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:42:43 GMT, "Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@att.net>

wrote:


>


>"metro-golden-meower" wrote..


>> "Leon" <wordswordsNOSPAM@att.net> wrote:


>>


>>>One of the advantages of old age (and there aren't many, believe me) is


>>>the


>>>ability to get away with talking to strangers without risk of physical


>>>assault. When someone with a full cart is in front of me in the "Express


>>>Lane -- 10 Items or Less", I feel free to say to the person behind me,


>>>"Either (s)he can't read or (s)she can't count" in a loud enough voice for


>>>the transgressor to hear. It doesn't do much good, but it gives me


>>>satisfaction to watch their backs stiffen. Wouldn't pop an old geezer in


>>>the


>>>snoot, woodja?


>>


>> ****! noone told me you had to be old to do that. i do that anyway,


>> but then again, i'm 6' tall and from all accounts scary lookin'.


>>


>


>My company had a security guard who was 6'10" tall and weighed about 350


>pounds. He wore dreadlocks and a scowl when on duty. Someone asked me if he


>was as tough as he looked, and I truthfully replied that I never saw him


>acting tough. People did what he told them to, without arguing. His "Move


>along, please," was extremely effective at clearing a corridor.

by the sound of him, it sounds like he'd have to clear it just to get

down it.


>Leon


>

 
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