Re: Who do you guess Pastor Dave is ? Stereo-type profile

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Pastor Dave

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On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:15:26 -0600, "Mistylein"
<yardholler@charter.net> said the following:


>"Superfly Slick" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>news:b75d35c2-76a9-4e5b-8dfd-d24d4c11dd3c@v4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>I often wondered what he or she is ?
>>
>> I assume he's a bloke ( though some women only a few could be that
>> decieved )
>> I assume he's in his 40's ( he is intelligent but arrogant )
>> I assume he's overweight ( too much time sitting down on the
>> internet )
>> Probably not married ( too much time on the internet ) possibly
>> divorced ( hence the anger )
>> I assume average or below average looks, possibly medium-short ( too
>> much time on internet )
>> Duality ( tries to be nice, but has a dark angry side as we have all
>> seen )
>> Probably a white guy, brown hair ( as most pastors are )
>>
>> Specifics
>>
>> Probably looks down at everyone ( anger ) so head is leaned downwards
>> Moves slowly ( too much time on internet ) not in rat race
>> Is he a real Pastor ie employed by a church ( God help them if he is )
>> I'm guessing he could well be since he is highly evolved in the false
>> doctrine of preterism ( takes years to be brainwashed to that level of
>> deception )
>> Is he really called Dave ? Probably ( but there are nice Daves also )
>>
>> Problems
>>
>> Do I think he drinks or takes drugs or is involved in porn ? Probably
>> not he is after all probably a pastor, so I assume reasonable morals
>> ( apart from being a angry venomous decieved preterism cult victim )
>>
>> So who would he look most like ?
>>
>> I'm guessing a bit like Bill Gates a sort of smily version with a dark
>> venomous religious side, someone you would get annoyed with really
>> quickly if you were having a pint with down Wetherspoons, the kind of
>> bloke who would start of quiet then get very opioniated very quickly
>> and piss everyone off, someone who has no sense of humour.
>>
>>
>>
>> Am I right ? I hope all those years of CIA training are at least 70%
>> right :)

>
>well for sure he is a twisted Troll in all the news groups and
>is here only to cause trouble and evil problems for whom ever he does
>reply to and he loves to pigion hole every one he tried to chat with.


Yea, I'm a troll because I won't buy into your fantasies!

Bawahahaha!!!

Btw stupid, how am I "causing evil problems" for you,
when HE started the thread and YOU responded by
adding more insults, you jack ass?!?

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