Re: Yuletide Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:43AF34A1.1E3876A9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > nemo wrote:



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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > news:431500BB.EFDC6E91@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > news:41265BDB.4AD2F194@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > > War-ming: Hostile Chinese vase or hot Chinese vase.



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> > > > > > Hostile: Aggressive fence.



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> > > > > > Fencing: Singing barrier.



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> > > > > Prezoomably, if you're stopped by such a singing barrier, you're



> Foiled!



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> > > > Foil Ling: A Chinese Saber Artist.



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> > > A foil's nothing like a sabre. A foil's slender and flexible. A sabre's



> a



> > > dirty great big huge enormous cutlass used for slicing up young Scottish



> > > women.



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> > > Postman to a thin person who's addressed a parcel wrong:



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> > > "Return to slender! Address unknown! No such number! No such zone!"



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> > > Aerofoil: Flying sword with little bubbles in the blade just like the



> > > chocolate.



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> > Q for Q-ba.



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> P for P King.



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> P King: The monarch with the biggest bladder!


O for O-wing.

R for R-tist.

 
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