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Onideus Mad Hatter
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From nyah:
http://themedium.blogs.nytimes.com/...iece-on-internet-poltergeists/#comment-146832
First Post
======
: 370, “avid reader” - you got it all wrong, a troll, a REAL troll,
: not these poser class wannabes featured in this article, have the
: intent to “poke and prod” a person to the point where THEY make the
: death threats, not the troll.
:
: It’s all about intent, my intent via trolling has never been to
: senselessly hurt anyone or to try and cause any level of anarchy, I
: troll to teach people, because most people are too stupid to learn any
: other way. And even then, I guess it’s not so much that I’m teaching
: them so much as engineering them to believe what they ought to because
: they’re too deficient to get to that point on their own.
:
: The majority of those claiming to be trolls are just ignorant children
: whose parents chose to use the Internet as their babysitter. They’re
: easily recognizable by their angsty frothing, inability to recognize
: that the same tactics they use could be used against themselves, their
: “anonymous” posting style, their seething, uncontrollable hatred and
: malice towards situations that they believe they’re distant from.
:
: Real trolls have no problems at all posting our real world identities,
: we never use tactics that we wouldn’t openly welcome against
: ourselves, we do it for fun and for art, education and the pursuit of
: knowledge through invective debate and verbal conflagration. We are
: not angry and we do not seek attention, we are not children and we do
: not need to hide who we are.
:
: Trolls liak myself will play on any level that the TARGET brings
: forth…so if the target brings their real life into the mix…it’s fair
: play. And likewise, any level of attack they use, can be used against
: them in return and magnified.
:
: The problem with most kids liak you, is that yer weak. I mean one
: little insult and yer likely cryin yer eyes out and screaming for a
: mod to come and make the big bad Internets man go away. But some of
: us, we’ve evolved, passed above average intelligence and into a state
: of pseudo-self actualized enlightenment. Trolling is largely about
: trying to push people to that level by using “attacks” in an effort to
: get people to understand that they really aren’t attacks. No one can
: attack you online except yourself, YOU have to allow it, YOU have to
: get yerself up on that cross and try to play victim…no one, no troll
: can EVER do that to you…online.
:
: And those who go RL (real life) on someone…they’re not trolls, they’re
: sociopaths. The ONLY time it’s acceptable for a troll to go RL on
: someone is when the target takes it to that level FIRST. And even then
: it’s only acceptable up to the point of teaching them the hard lesson
: that whatever level they attack on can be used for a counter attack.
:
: Trolling represents the TRUEST form of free speech and those liak
: myself recognize it for what it really is…a playful exchange, spicing
: up facts and information with a kind of melodramatic parody of war and
: conflict. It brings style to the Internet, a form of art, UPA and IPA,
: Usenet Performance Art and Internet Performance Art.
:
: It’s a stylistic dance of social manipulation and engineering. It’s
: embraced by a few, however most just haven’t evolved yet and all they
: can see it as is an attack, most often because they’re LOOKING to
: BE attacked, wanting to be victims to fuel their own sick, twisted,
: sordid little psychological deficiencies.
:
: They make like Chicken Little, screaming TROLL! at the top of their
: lungs at every opportunity, absolutely convinced that the sky is
: falling and that the whole of the Internets is going to come crashing
: down around them.
Second Post
=======
: Rhonda - I never said it was the ADVISABLE thing to do and certainly
: not for some poser class wannabe to be trying out. As I said, you have
: to EXPECT the same level of attack in return, so unless you are
: ABSOLUTELY certain that such an attack would NOT do any harm to you,
: you shouldn’t be trying it out and just hoping for the best. A lot of
: it is a lifestyle choice, your friends and family, even employer need
: to be made aware that there are people, people who have something
: wrong with them, who are going to try and attack you…and they’ll use
: them in order to do it. You really do need to be on a level where
: NOTHING bothers you, no insult, no attack, psychologically you have
: to be on the closest level to self-actualization as you can
: get…sometimes further. I’ve had people try to attack me in ways that
: would make most ordinary people kill themselves as a consequence. I
: once enraged a person to the point where they hacked into the Nambla
: website and defaced the front of it with pictures of myself. They got
: theirs though:
: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44
:
: For reference that girl “Trinity”…never existed, just one of my sock
: puppets. I made the guy fall in love with one of my characters, then
: viciously attacked my own character to enrage them even moar…and then
: later exposed the fact that his online lover was nothing more than a
: one-way fantasy…he’s net.dead now. And although online it is possible
: to be resurrected, sometimes under new identities…that’s one that
: WON’T be coming back, trust me on this.
:
: As I was saying though, if someone engages an RL attack against you
: and you wish to counter…be fully prepared for THEIR counter attack,
: because it likely WILL happen.
:
: The ethical debate at this point though is GROUP retaliation, where in
: one person goes RL against another and then a whole GROUP of people
: retaliate against them, as was the case with Megan Meier and
: consequently the reason that I stepped into the fray and worked to
: level the playing field.
:
: Generally, working in a group level attack can be seen as a great sign
: of cowardice, in that you can’t stand on your own, only when you have
: a sheeple minded group think backing you up and baaing along with your
: every move. For the most part, as a troll, you might take on a
: particular target in which the primary combatant has fallen and you
: feel it just to continue their side for them, however if another troll
: already has, it should then be considered THEIR territory and you
: should NOT join in on the attack (unless they fall or tag out).
:
: Now if the target ups the ante and starts getting their friends or
: board members or whatever to join in against you, THEN it would be
: acceptable for more trolls to join in…although be advised that taking
: such a course will not have a positive outcome for anybody and the
: level of destruction, on all sides, will be monumental to say the
: least. When you engage on that level you will completely and
: irrecoverably alter the social dynamics of the groups involved.
:
: Also remember that hurting people is generally NOT the primary
: motivation of a troll and generally it only occurs when the target
: WANTS to be abused. In effect, they’ll USE your words in order to try
: and put themselves up on a cross and play victim. Make no mistake
: though, those types are trolls themselves and are no different from
: any other type. To a certain extent, EVERYBODY online, to some degree
: or another is a troll and can be classified as a flame warrior under
: Mike Reed’s classifications:
: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/
:
: That’s not to say that all trolls are happy, flowery, sunshiny people
: though that you should actively seek out. I for example troll with an
: agenda, a specific goal in mind. While that goal may be righteous and
: just it is not without people who will suffer because of it, although
: in all cases they bring it upon themselves. You see I’m generally not
: liaked much by n00b level tweenage trolls, the kind that infest areas
: of the web like Encyclopedia Dramatica or Special ED as I call it. I
: specifically tormented those types in order to goad them into creating
: the following:
: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
:
: Which I then use as a kind of justification to attack other people.
: Basically, if I’m in an argument or debate with someone and they start
: to lose, they may retard back to quoting that link or the obvious lies
: in it…when they do so though they are, often inadvertently, taking it
: to the RL level since said link is peppered with RL information and RL
: based attacks on me. As such it then gives me justification to attack
: them on the same level, magnified of course and without any degree of
: mercy. My goal in doing that is to teach people that what they read
: online isn’t necessarily true and that they should take NOTHING they
: read online at face value, because you can never know, with ANY degree
: of absolute certainty, was is and was is not real.
:
: My favorite trolling tactic currently is to find companies that run
: Google searches on potential employees. I find the names of all their
: HR personnel and then I forge their names and post all sorts of kooky,
: outlandish lies all over the grid. So that if anyone ever runs a
: Google search on them it’ll come up listing them as a hermaphroditic
: Nazi baby fur or something along those lines. The goal, as before, is
: to teach these people that you should not EVER use the Internet as a
: tool for researching people and their personalities, beliefs, ideals,
: etc. Because you really have NO idea what is and what isn’t real
: online. As such you should ALWAYS take EVERYTHING online with a grain
: of salt. And if you adopt that line of thought things liak insults and
: “attacks” suddenly lose all their weight, as they simply do not
: matter. Within a hundred years nearly every single person on this
: planet will be dead and NO ONE will ever remember the majority of them
: for anything…least of all whatever small minded NONpinions they had
: about you, a complete stranger, and your life over the Internet.
Third Post
======
: Samantha, laws and regulations don’t work on the Internet, that’s
: something you RLs, Webbies and sadly even some Netters often have a
: very hard time grasping. You want the Internet to work like real life,
: you often want to try and substitute the Internet for real life, often
: when real life doesn’t work out so good for you, but the Internet will
: NEVER replace real life because it simply CANNOT work liak real life.
:
: The most important factor is that you can NEVER believe anything you
: see online, you have absolutely no idea at all what is and what isn’t
: real. It is that gross ambiguity that makes the Internet lawless.
: People liak me understand the deficiencies of ignorant RLs though and
: we actively seek to teach you, not by simply explaining the facts to
: you, because you will not grasp, but by actively targeting your types.
:
: One such tactic is to spoof IP addies, MAC addies, hijack open
: wireless networks and do things in your name, from throwing around
: kiddie porn to pirating, we force those who want to pass laws on the
: Internet to go after innocent people, to prosecute them, to harass
: them, to slander them, to hurt them, to even put them in jail for
: things they didn’t do.
:
: We do this to teach your kind, to teach you that your laws don’t work
: here, because as I said, you can NEVER know ANYTHING with ANY degree
: of absolute certainty online. The sooner your kind learns to accept
: this reality the sooner you’ll stop self-destructing, attacking
: yourselves whilst tilting at windmills.
:
: Most people aren’t aware of it, but the majority of “crimes” committed
: online, especially in regards to data pirating weren’t ever done by
: the accused, but rather by trolls and by those with the technological
: know-how to pirate using someone else’s Internet access. I often
: wonder…just how many innocent people are going to have to suffer
: because of people liak you, people who push for laws online that are
: in turn used directly against you as punishment for your ignorance.
A bit long, but it's a good read and I think it sums up the Netter
attitude towards trolling as opposed to the tweenage muppet **** brand
so prevalent in Webbie land these days. Most of those sociopathic
**** jobs really do need a healthy dose of their own medicine. Kinda
liak what happened to that bitch Sherrod DeGrippo, who had no problems
at all stalking, harassing and actively trying to ruin the lives of
other people via her site, Special ED, but then when she pissed off
the wrong froup of trolls they went and hammered the little fruit cake
with enough RL attacks to send her crying and frothing to her local
police department for protection, yeah, suddenly it wasn't okay
anymore, suddenly it stopped being funny...but only after she became
the target of her own sordid little brand of humor. Of course it was
even funnier when they bitch slapped her across her idiot face with
the fact that they couldn't do jack **** about it. LOL I didn't go
that far with the little pop tart, but I had my fun with her:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_ED/Fatty_Felicia.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/The_Many_Faces_of_PoE/Butter_Queen.jpg
....the truly scary thing is just how many responses "she" gets from
that pounced listing. For fun I've been considering playing some of
the people along who respond to it, maybe try and setup a meeting
between them and her in RL (unbeknownst to her of course). ^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
http://themedium.blogs.nytimes.com/...iece-on-internet-poltergeists/#comment-146832
First Post
======
: 370, “avid reader” - you got it all wrong, a troll, a REAL troll,
: not these poser class wannabes featured in this article, have the
: intent to “poke and prod” a person to the point where THEY make the
: death threats, not the troll.
:
: It’s all about intent, my intent via trolling has never been to
: senselessly hurt anyone or to try and cause any level of anarchy, I
: troll to teach people, because most people are too stupid to learn any
: other way. And even then, I guess it’s not so much that I’m teaching
: them so much as engineering them to believe what they ought to because
: they’re too deficient to get to that point on their own.
:
: The majority of those claiming to be trolls are just ignorant children
: whose parents chose to use the Internet as their babysitter. They’re
: easily recognizable by their angsty frothing, inability to recognize
: that the same tactics they use could be used against themselves, their
: “anonymous” posting style, their seething, uncontrollable hatred and
: malice towards situations that they believe they’re distant from.
:
: Real trolls have no problems at all posting our real world identities,
: we never use tactics that we wouldn’t openly welcome against
: ourselves, we do it for fun and for art, education and the pursuit of
: knowledge through invective debate and verbal conflagration. We are
: not angry and we do not seek attention, we are not children and we do
: not need to hide who we are.
:
: Trolls liak myself will play on any level that the TARGET brings
: forth…so if the target brings their real life into the mix…it’s fair
: play. And likewise, any level of attack they use, can be used against
: them in return and magnified.
:
: The problem with most kids liak you, is that yer weak. I mean one
: little insult and yer likely cryin yer eyes out and screaming for a
: mod to come and make the big bad Internets man go away. But some of
: us, we’ve evolved, passed above average intelligence and into a state
: of pseudo-self actualized enlightenment. Trolling is largely about
: trying to push people to that level by using “attacks” in an effort to
: get people to understand that they really aren’t attacks. No one can
: attack you online except yourself, YOU have to allow it, YOU have to
: get yerself up on that cross and try to play victim…no one, no troll
: can EVER do that to you…online.
:
: And those who go RL (real life) on someone…they’re not trolls, they’re
: sociopaths. The ONLY time it’s acceptable for a troll to go RL on
: someone is when the target takes it to that level FIRST. And even then
: it’s only acceptable up to the point of teaching them the hard lesson
: that whatever level they attack on can be used for a counter attack.
:
: Trolling represents the TRUEST form of free speech and those liak
: myself recognize it for what it really is…a playful exchange, spicing
: up facts and information with a kind of melodramatic parody of war and
: conflict. It brings style to the Internet, a form of art, UPA and IPA,
: Usenet Performance Art and Internet Performance Art.
:
: It’s a stylistic dance of social manipulation and engineering. It’s
: embraced by a few, however most just haven’t evolved yet and all they
: can see it as is an attack, most often because they’re LOOKING to
: BE attacked, wanting to be victims to fuel their own sick, twisted,
: sordid little psychological deficiencies.
:
: They make like Chicken Little, screaming TROLL! at the top of their
: lungs at every opportunity, absolutely convinced that the sky is
: falling and that the whole of the Internets is going to come crashing
: down around them.
Second Post
=======
: Rhonda - I never said it was the ADVISABLE thing to do and certainly
: not for some poser class wannabe to be trying out. As I said, you have
: to EXPECT the same level of attack in return, so unless you are
: ABSOLUTELY certain that such an attack would NOT do any harm to you,
: you shouldn’t be trying it out and just hoping for the best. A lot of
: it is a lifestyle choice, your friends and family, even employer need
: to be made aware that there are people, people who have something
: wrong with them, who are going to try and attack you…and they’ll use
: them in order to do it. You really do need to be on a level where
: NOTHING bothers you, no insult, no attack, psychologically you have
: to be on the closest level to self-actualization as you can
: get…sometimes further. I’ve had people try to attack me in ways that
: would make most ordinary people kill themselves as a consequence. I
: once enraged a person to the point where they hacked into the Nambla
: website and defaced the front of it with pictures of myself. They got
: theirs though:
: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44
:
: For reference that girl “Trinity”…never existed, just one of my sock
: puppets. I made the guy fall in love with one of my characters, then
: viciously attacked my own character to enrage them even moar…and then
: later exposed the fact that his online lover was nothing more than a
: one-way fantasy…he’s net.dead now. And although online it is possible
: to be resurrected, sometimes under new identities…that’s one that
: WON’T be coming back, trust me on this.
:
: As I was saying though, if someone engages an RL attack against you
: and you wish to counter…be fully prepared for THEIR counter attack,
: because it likely WILL happen.
:
: The ethical debate at this point though is GROUP retaliation, where in
: one person goes RL against another and then a whole GROUP of people
: retaliate against them, as was the case with Megan Meier and
: consequently the reason that I stepped into the fray and worked to
: level the playing field.
:
: Generally, working in a group level attack can be seen as a great sign
: of cowardice, in that you can’t stand on your own, only when you have
: a sheeple minded group think backing you up and baaing along with your
: every move. For the most part, as a troll, you might take on a
: particular target in which the primary combatant has fallen and you
: feel it just to continue their side for them, however if another troll
: already has, it should then be considered THEIR territory and you
: should NOT join in on the attack (unless they fall or tag out).
:
: Now if the target ups the ante and starts getting their friends or
: board members or whatever to join in against you, THEN it would be
: acceptable for more trolls to join in…although be advised that taking
: such a course will not have a positive outcome for anybody and the
: level of destruction, on all sides, will be monumental to say the
: least. When you engage on that level you will completely and
: irrecoverably alter the social dynamics of the groups involved.
:
: Also remember that hurting people is generally NOT the primary
: motivation of a troll and generally it only occurs when the target
: WANTS to be abused. In effect, they’ll USE your words in order to try
: and put themselves up on a cross and play victim. Make no mistake
: though, those types are trolls themselves and are no different from
: any other type. To a certain extent, EVERYBODY online, to some degree
: or another is a troll and can be classified as a flame warrior under
: Mike Reed’s classifications:
: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/
:
: That’s not to say that all trolls are happy, flowery, sunshiny people
: though that you should actively seek out. I for example troll with an
: agenda, a specific goal in mind. While that goal may be righteous and
: just it is not without people who will suffer because of it, although
: in all cases they bring it upon themselves. You see I’m generally not
: liaked much by n00b level tweenage trolls, the kind that infest areas
: of the web like Encyclopedia Dramatica or Special ED as I call it. I
: specifically tormented those types in order to goad them into creating
: the following:
: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
:
: Which I then use as a kind of justification to attack other people.
: Basically, if I’m in an argument or debate with someone and they start
: to lose, they may retard back to quoting that link or the obvious lies
: in it…when they do so though they are, often inadvertently, taking it
: to the RL level since said link is peppered with RL information and RL
: based attacks on me. As such it then gives me justification to attack
: them on the same level, magnified of course and without any degree of
: mercy. My goal in doing that is to teach people that what they read
: online isn’t necessarily true and that they should take NOTHING they
: read online at face value, because you can never know, with ANY degree
: of absolute certainty, was is and was is not real.
:
: My favorite trolling tactic currently is to find companies that run
: Google searches on potential employees. I find the names of all their
: HR personnel and then I forge their names and post all sorts of kooky,
: outlandish lies all over the grid. So that if anyone ever runs a
: Google search on them it’ll come up listing them as a hermaphroditic
: Nazi baby fur or something along those lines. The goal, as before, is
: to teach these people that you should not EVER use the Internet as a
: tool for researching people and their personalities, beliefs, ideals,
: etc. Because you really have NO idea what is and what isn’t real
: online. As such you should ALWAYS take EVERYTHING online with a grain
: of salt. And if you adopt that line of thought things liak insults and
: “attacks” suddenly lose all their weight, as they simply do not
: matter. Within a hundred years nearly every single person on this
: planet will be dead and NO ONE will ever remember the majority of them
: for anything…least of all whatever small minded NONpinions they had
: about you, a complete stranger, and your life over the Internet.
Third Post
======
: Samantha, laws and regulations don’t work on the Internet, that’s
: something you RLs, Webbies and sadly even some Netters often have a
: very hard time grasping. You want the Internet to work like real life,
: you often want to try and substitute the Internet for real life, often
: when real life doesn’t work out so good for you, but the Internet will
: NEVER replace real life because it simply CANNOT work liak real life.
:
: The most important factor is that you can NEVER believe anything you
: see online, you have absolutely no idea at all what is and what isn’t
: real. It is that gross ambiguity that makes the Internet lawless.
: People liak me understand the deficiencies of ignorant RLs though and
: we actively seek to teach you, not by simply explaining the facts to
: you, because you will not grasp, but by actively targeting your types.
:
: One such tactic is to spoof IP addies, MAC addies, hijack open
: wireless networks and do things in your name, from throwing around
: kiddie porn to pirating, we force those who want to pass laws on the
: Internet to go after innocent people, to prosecute them, to harass
: them, to slander them, to hurt them, to even put them in jail for
: things they didn’t do.
:
: We do this to teach your kind, to teach you that your laws don’t work
: here, because as I said, you can NEVER know ANYTHING with ANY degree
: of absolute certainty online. The sooner your kind learns to accept
: this reality the sooner you’ll stop self-destructing, attacking
: yourselves whilst tilting at windmills.
:
: Most people aren’t aware of it, but the majority of “crimes” committed
: online, especially in regards to data pirating weren’t ever done by
: the accused, but rather by trolls and by those with the technological
: know-how to pirate using someone else’s Internet access. I often
: wonder…just how many innocent people are going to have to suffer
: because of people liak you, people who push for laws online that are
: in turn used directly against you as punishment for your ignorance.
A bit long, but it's a good read and I think it sums up the Netter
attitude towards trolling as opposed to the tweenage muppet **** brand
so prevalent in Webbie land these days. Most of those sociopathic
**** jobs really do need a healthy dose of their own medicine. Kinda
liak what happened to that bitch Sherrod DeGrippo, who had no problems
at all stalking, harassing and actively trying to ruin the lives of
other people via her site, Special ED, but then when she pissed off
the wrong froup of trolls they went and hammered the little fruit cake
with enough RL attacks to send her crying and frothing to her local
police department for protection, yeah, suddenly it wasn't okay
anymore, suddenly it stopped being funny...but only after she became
the target of her own sordid little brand of humor. Of course it was
even funnier when they bitch slapped her across her idiot face with
the fact that they couldn't do jack **** about it. LOL I didn't go
that far with the little pop tart, but I had my fun with her:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_ED/Fatty_Felicia.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/The_Many_Faces_of_PoE/Butter_Queen.jpg
....the truly scary thing is just how many responses "she" gets from
that pounced listing. For fun I've been considering playing some of
the people along who respond to it, maybe try and setup a meeting
between them and her in RL (unbeknownst to her of course). ^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
