T
the unicycle man(one of many)
Guest
riverfire afterburner
+++
i ****in missed it
was out chasin th dogs
didnt see th F111's
do a dump and burn
+++
violent femmes
'jesus walking on the water'
+++
no computer
tell womble
we arent surfin at
surfers paradise tonight
in th white water
on one wheel
+++
not that we can afford to do it for em anyway
they dont deserve it
+++
i washed my hair
i cant be goin out anywhere
+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++
i didnt go out and perform
for our spring carnival
why would i wanna do yours
+++
surfers paradise
never quite
lets go
+++
friday night
midnight
last weekend
surfers paradise on th phone
chasin the unicycle man
**** ya
i'm not talkin to ya
+++
it's a week later
saturday night and
it still bites
+++
maybe
if th surf unicycle
didnt have it's seat fall off
when i shifted th shed today and
had to move it
+++
i cant cum and sing with ya womble
black's still too cut
+++
our
water fire
fights are
not as bad as a month ago
this personality went
fffftttt
+++
radiohead
'everything in it's right place'
+++
there are two colours in my head
hey thom
+++
twin brother black
head brother ?
+++
"no singin jennifer"
****
+++
it didnt play
since you;ve been gone
"cant be missed then"
****
+++
"i can wait"
"to have a rooster tail"
"of white water behind my unicycle"
+++
not why he wants us to come
+++
he never gets that we're two ppl does he ?
+++
cant sing with jenny if black's not happy
+++
after that unpleasant business
with th psychic council
from th future
+++
black had control of our head for a month man
+++
maroon 5
'she will be loved'
+++
"yr girlfriends put up with it"
u were drinkin with em
+++
anyway
black wont sing for good karma
like i did for six yrs
+++
ya ****s
black took me out clean
while i was still reeling
wasnt used to bein
secondary personality
+++
**** he had a good time
+++
in one month he
pissed off half my friends
+++
was a little weird cause
most of em had never met im before
+++
hunters and collectors
'the slab'
+++
i wouldnt of known how to tell ya this
but i've turned into my long dead
male personality
didnt touch th unicycle
not even to dance on it
for a month
+++
hadnt seen th **** since
he was vice president of th
bundaberg motorcycle club
and for a month
he walked around sayin
they never let im leave
th club
+++
who gives a ****
we pointed th bone of death at dr deatha nd
didnt get th
****head
dr death doctor from bundaberg
and got dr azahari
bomb maker for kuat beach instead
it boomeranged
our religion is kuta
was kuta's
dr death
so ****in wot i say
but not my brother
+++
he likes it when
he points th bone of death at em and
they drop ****in dead
+++
****
+++
wot it is to be locked inside th skull
of a witchdoctor
+++
flight sim 95
'737LP'
+++
U2
'i still havent found what i'm looking for'
+++
get im to mellow about it kuta
+++
**** wot th bike club think
its not our fault
+++
cmon dr death
mellow out
+++
u've killed 600 since
+++
****
+++
kutaman
it was a misfire
took five days more than th usual seven
i'm still happy with it
+++
"***** shoulda still died"
maybe kuta judged him not worthy of death
"gotten two for one before"
was a good kill all th same man
"as good as th earthquake ?"
no
+++
planet funk
'who said'(stuck in the uk)
+++
did ya see that
psychologists eyes go wide when
he heard we had
pointed th bone of death
on th internet
at all th islamic terrorist ****s
seven days after th second kuta beach attacks and
northern pakistan earthquake hit
th next morning
**** my tally went up that time
the very soul of th problem
this psychic blog did say pls kuta
+++
i'll teach u
not to kill aussies
+++
big audio dynamite II
'the globe'
+++
welcome to the
lethal kadaitcha man of kuta's
journal
+++
when will we move to a
burning water economy
"when it happens"
+++
4 Non Blondes
'What's Going On'(Techno Remix)
+++
but we will
burn water for fuel
hydrogen oxide
black ?
+++
tryin to peer thru my brothers knowledge about steam
all those days in the
steam museum
for not wearin a helmet
on a unicycle
+++
it'll have to purify it's own
water paulie
bootstrap i get
kinda
i see injector blockages otherwise
"makes starting harder"
it's steam man
+++
we just need that one
spark
of an idea
to figure out how to make
th burning
self sustaining
+++
nirvana
'something in the way'
+++
there must be a way
"there's always a way"
"just like in programming"
+++
we gotta pull out
more energy than we put in
"not initially"
+++
"it's water jennifer"
"there'll be a way"
"they'll figure it out"
they cant figure out
for every action there's an
equal and opposite reaction
we put fires out
with water
+++
i cant put my vision of this thing in words and
i cant understand wot u say
"there there"
+++
ram jam
'black betty'
+++
u can sell anything to a human being with bullshit
show them truth and they'll run a ****in mile
the stoners bible
+++
look at harry potter
and then do wot i did
jump on th phone for half a day
tryin to find anyone
in your government
who places any credence in
paranormal activities
+++
harry aint even real
and he makes more money than any other briton
+++
"proves he's full of ****"
+++
he'll fall out of favour
if he hasnt already
cant actually
do anything
magic
+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++
but then
some folk would say
there's more magic in
how i jump a unicycle
into a skatebowl than
pointin th bone of death
at th islamic terrorist ****s
the very soul of th problem
before half th worst islamic schools in th world went
under th rubble with th kids in em
+++
maybe they're as magic as each other
+++
a half black
middle aged man
jumpin into a skatebowl on a unicycle
completely ignored
in australia
+++
bruise too many egos
i got enough ppl
try to run over me on th street already
it aint six months since th last attempt
+++
least it aint th seventies
i wouldnt have gotten in th bowl
+++
alex lloyd
'coming home'
+++
nine inch nails
'**** you like an animal'
+++
i got off th plane from amsterdam
comin back to oz in th seventies
ah man
wot a shithole
+++
i had th longest hair
of any boy
in school
and my skin was th wrong colour
+++
and i'd just been six months on holiday
around europe
and genrally speakin
th most exotic thing
anyone i met
had met
while i was there
+++
little black *******
from down under
+++
**** i payed for it
+++
but
i ripped open
windows 95's
front end
in basic and
gave th desktop
to th visual basic community
bein psychic has it's
nice bits
+++
my desktop icon tools did
things th c++ community were
struggling with
i know
i stole their code
translated it and
found why their's wasnt working
+++
was funny as
c++ programmers comin cap in hand and
can ya give us a
c language version
which i did
sorry
th programmers page
i had for four yrs went
with th rest
when i got banned from th www
+++
nirvana
'where did you sleep last night'
+++
dont blame em
my blog was
kinda out there
+++
course i'd
only killed
125 thousand ppl at that stage
we're past double that
+++
where am i rock spider ?
instead of bein in
the fortitude valley
singin and drummin with you
on a strete corner
doin secret mens business man
+++
like many
before me
i leave a journal of my thoughts
good, bad and
indifferent
+++
violent femmes
'waiting for the bus'
+++
black eyed peas
'my humps'
+++
so many deaths on my conscience and
black just says
we see th future backwards
i dunno
+++
do i have to bee
the oracle of kuta
+++
uk squeeze
'cool for cats'
+++
funny
i tell someone my tale and
they always think it's a great gift
just point th bone of death and
th ****ers drop dead right
+++
the savages testicles
are part of th package
still want th gift ?
ache every ****in day
female pheremones can
kill you
+++
ok ****
33 yrs of
sore nuts
how ya travellin now ?
+++
still bee alive ?
+++
course in a straight swap
u'd have to take my
murderous stepfather
knockin himself off
and th old lady
when i was eighteen and
i was th only survivor
still got th balls ?
+++
big audio dynamite II
'the globe'
+++
gunna have a ball tonight - lyric
+++
th feminisation of th human race
will be complete when
th boys have to wear a helmet
if they wish to continue
urinating
standing up
u could slip in yr urine and
it costs th community money to nurse u back to health
it's fr yr own good man
+++
and all those ****in girls are
really wanna go out and
explore
space
arent they
+++
too ****in concerned in livin forever
+++
u'll run out of resources
+++
smart move is go to th stars
when did a human ever make a smart move
+++
"when they invented th wheel"
+++
shutup kuta
+++
i wont be truly happy till
th ****in greenies are complainin
oh great
now we're ****in two planets
+++
?
'oh yeah'
+++
<<<smile >>>
+++
drop u ****s on th first one we find
kinda how we settled
australia
yr ****in scum
+++
pink floyd
'pigs'(three different ones)
+++
**** that'd be fun
round up a thousand
dole bludging hippies and
ship to em another planet as
undesirables
+++
i hope we get to use cattle prods
i'll make em productive
+++
fly be free
"jennifer"
"u have to land th spaceship first"
"ya cant just kick em out of th lock at twenty feet"
+++
at least it's over a swamp
+++
"it's th half moon isnt it"
+++
<<<smile >>>
+++
we'll never get
for real space travel
till we convince our lords and masters
the women
that they'll look better in free fall
+++
dont sell them th
resource boom and
riches for all humanity line
+++
make em stand in th mirror
take their tops off and
stare at their titties
+++
cause they'll bounce back
+++
wot would i know
****wit half of a
witchdoctor
+++
how is equality
possible when
one party has
100% control
of
a huge slice of yr
relationship
+++
if she has
100% control
of our sexual relationship
where's my
equality
+++
wot's weighed against that
she who must be obeyed
or she wont **** me
+++
burned yr bras
jumped up and down and
yr **** got saggy so ya
bought new ones
painted yr
highlighted sexual signals back on yr face and
sprayed some
female
flower
pheremones under yr armpits
and
dressed provocatively enough ya
are way more sexier than ya are
naked
+++
jump up and down
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no07'
+++
cheer up
i might not actually be
st paul
at all
+++
well i couldnt be
i'm jennifer
+++
nirvana
'oh me'
+++
sorry
i just figured it out
my copy of
"the society for cutting up men"
went in th rubbish today
off th face of my shovel
+++
**** you bitch
+++
i wonder if she'd take on a male
who had sore nuts for
thirty three years
specially one as
lethal as i am
+++
be liek that guy at th fire
th other week
when i arroved with two redheads and
i was dr death
th witchdoctor comin to visit
family
and
told im
yeah man i am the devil
dont tell anybody ok
he thought he was tough
for about a millisecond
+++
?
'TO90'
+++
there's an emergency in progress -lyric
+++
4 non blondes
'what's goin on'
+++
downloaded this very song for
one of th two stacked redheads i had with me
hi kuta lady
+++
jeez he **** bricks
+++
asked for a repeat and
**** bricks a second time
+++
meet my male personality
all 33 yrs of these sore nuts
is in that low growly voice
+++
for all that
i arrived at th party as
dr death at
three Am
out in hippy country and
coldest ****in night in th year
"fitting"
half th party cuddled me hello
+++
and left before th
first rays of dawn
crept into our
outback
star vista
we were partying under
+++
grinspoon
'chemical heart'
+++
i cannot tell a lie computer
we were very stoned
+++
later
..
..
..
i ejaculate
therefore i am
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
flight sim 95
'GEARUP'
+++
i ****in missed it
was out chasin th dogs
didnt see th F111's
do a dump and burn
+++
violent femmes
'jesus walking on the water'
+++
no computer
tell womble
we arent surfin at
surfers paradise tonight
in th white water
on one wheel
+++
not that we can afford to do it for em anyway
they dont deserve it
+++
i washed my hair
i cant be goin out anywhere
+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++
i didnt go out and perform
for our spring carnival
why would i wanna do yours
+++
surfers paradise
never quite
lets go
+++
friday night
midnight
last weekend
surfers paradise on th phone
chasin the unicycle man
**** ya
i'm not talkin to ya
+++
it's a week later
saturday night and
it still bites
+++
maybe
if th surf unicycle
didnt have it's seat fall off
when i shifted th shed today and
had to move it
+++
i cant cum and sing with ya womble
black's still too cut
+++
our
water fire
fights are
not as bad as a month ago
this personality went
fffftttt
+++
radiohead
'everything in it's right place'
+++
there are two colours in my head
hey thom
+++
twin brother black
head brother ?
+++
"no singin jennifer"
****
+++
it didnt play
since you;ve been gone
"cant be missed then"
****
+++
"i can wait"
"to have a rooster tail"
"of white water behind my unicycle"
+++
not why he wants us to come
+++
he never gets that we're two ppl does he ?
+++
cant sing with jenny if black's not happy
+++
after that unpleasant business
with th psychic council
from th future
+++
black had control of our head for a month man
+++
maroon 5
'she will be loved'
+++
"yr girlfriends put up with it"
u were drinkin with em
+++
anyway
black wont sing for good karma
like i did for six yrs
+++
ya ****s
black took me out clean
while i was still reeling
wasnt used to bein
secondary personality
+++
**** he had a good time
+++
in one month he
pissed off half my friends
+++
was a little weird cause
most of em had never met im before
+++
hunters and collectors
'the slab'
+++
i wouldnt of known how to tell ya this
but i've turned into my long dead
male personality
didnt touch th unicycle
not even to dance on it
for a month
+++
hadnt seen th **** since
he was vice president of th
bundaberg motorcycle club
and for a month
he walked around sayin
they never let im leave
th club
+++
who gives a ****
we pointed th bone of death at dr deatha nd
didnt get th
****head
dr death doctor from bundaberg
and got dr azahari
bomb maker for kuat beach instead
it boomeranged
our religion is kuta
was kuta's
dr death
so ****in wot i say
but not my brother
+++
he likes it when
he points th bone of death at em and
they drop ****in dead
+++
****
+++
wot it is to be locked inside th skull
of a witchdoctor
+++
flight sim 95
'737LP'
+++
U2
'i still havent found what i'm looking for'
+++
get im to mellow about it kuta
+++
**** wot th bike club think
its not our fault
+++
cmon dr death
mellow out
+++
u've killed 600 since
+++
****
+++
kutaman
it was a misfire
took five days more than th usual seven
i'm still happy with it
+++
"***** shoulda still died"
maybe kuta judged him not worthy of death
"gotten two for one before"
was a good kill all th same man
"as good as th earthquake ?"
no
+++
planet funk
'who said'(stuck in the uk)
+++
did ya see that
psychologists eyes go wide when
he heard we had
pointed th bone of death
on th internet
at all th islamic terrorist ****s
seven days after th second kuta beach attacks and
northern pakistan earthquake hit
th next morning
**** my tally went up that time
the very soul of th problem
this psychic blog did say pls kuta
+++
i'll teach u
not to kill aussies
+++
big audio dynamite II
'the globe'
+++
welcome to the
lethal kadaitcha man of kuta's
journal
+++
when will we move to a
burning water economy
"when it happens"
+++
4 Non Blondes
'What's Going On'(Techno Remix)
+++
but we will
burn water for fuel
hydrogen oxide
black ?
+++
tryin to peer thru my brothers knowledge about steam
all those days in the
steam museum
for not wearin a helmet
on a unicycle
+++
it'll have to purify it's own
water paulie
bootstrap i get
kinda
i see injector blockages otherwise
"makes starting harder"
it's steam man
+++
we just need that one
spark
of an idea
to figure out how to make
th burning
self sustaining
+++
nirvana
'something in the way'
+++
there must be a way
"there's always a way"
"just like in programming"
+++
we gotta pull out
more energy than we put in
"not initially"
+++
"it's water jennifer"
"there'll be a way"
"they'll figure it out"
they cant figure out
for every action there's an
equal and opposite reaction
we put fires out
with water
+++
i cant put my vision of this thing in words and
i cant understand wot u say
"there there"
+++
ram jam
'black betty'
+++
u can sell anything to a human being with bullshit
show them truth and they'll run a ****in mile
the stoners bible
+++
look at harry potter
and then do wot i did
jump on th phone for half a day
tryin to find anyone
in your government
who places any credence in
paranormal activities
+++
harry aint even real
and he makes more money than any other briton
+++
"proves he's full of ****"
+++
he'll fall out of favour
if he hasnt already
cant actually
do anything
magic
+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++
but then
some folk would say
there's more magic in
how i jump a unicycle
into a skatebowl than
pointin th bone of death
at th islamic terrorist ****s
the very soul of th problem
before half th worst islamic schools in th world went
under th rubble with th kids in em
+++
maybe they're as magic as each other
+++
a half black
middle aged man
jumpin into a skatebowl on a unicycle
completely ignored
in australia
+++
bruise too many egos
i got enough ppl
try to run over me on th street already
it aint six months since th last attempt
+++
least it aint th seventies
i wouldnt have gotten in th bowl
+++
alex lloyd
'coming home'
+++
nine inch nails
'**** you like an animal'
+++
i got off th plane from amsterdam
comin back to oz in th seventies
ah man
wot a shithole
+++
i had th longest hair
of any boy
in school
and my skin was th wrong colour
+++
and i'd just been six months on holiday
around europe
and genrally speakin
th most exotic thing
anyone i met
had met
while i was there
+++
little black *******
from down under
+++
**** i payed for it
+++
but
i ripped open
windows 95's
front end
in basic and
gave th desktop
to th visual basic community
bein psychic has it's
nice bits
+++
my desktop icon tools did
things th c++ community were
struggling with
i know
i stole their code
translated it and
found why their's wasnt working
+++
was funny as
c++ programmers comin cap in hand and
can ya give us a
c language version
which i did
sorry
th programmers page
i had for four yrs went
with th rest
when i got banned from th www
+++
nirvana
'where did you sleep last night'
+++
dont blame em
my blog was
kinda out there
+++
course i'd
only killed
125 thousand ppl at that stage
we're past double that
+++
where am i rock spider ?
instead of bein in
the fortitude valley
singin and drummin with you
on a strete corner
doin secret mens business man
+++
like many
before me
i leave a journal of my thoughts
good, bad and
indifferent
+++
violent femmes
'waiting for the bus'
+++
black eyed peas
'my humps'
+++
so many deaths on my conscience and
black just says
we see th future backwards
i dunno
+++
do i have to bee
the oracle of kuta
+++
uk squeeze
'cool for cats'
+++
funny
i tell someone my tale and
they always think it's a great gift
just point th bone of death and
th ****ers drop dead right
+++
the savages testicles
are part of th package
still want th gift ?
ache every ****in day
female pheremones can
kill you
+++
ok ****
33 yrs of
sore nuts
how ya travellin now ?
+++
still bee alive ?
+++
course in a straight swap
u'd have to take my
murderous stepfather
knockin himself off
and th old lady
when i was eighteen and
i was th only survivor
still got th balls ?
+++
big audio dynamite II
'the globe'
+++
gunna have a ball tonight - lyric
+++
th feminisation of th human race
will be complete when
th boys have to wear a helmet
if they wish to continue
urinating
standing up
u could slip in yr urine and
it costs th community money to nurse u back to health
it's fr yr own good man
+++
and all those ****in girls are
really wanna go out and
explore
space
arent they
+++
too ****in concerned in livin forever
+++
u'll run out of resources
+++
smart move is go to th stars
when did a human ever make a smart move
+++
"when they invented th wheel"
+++
shutup kuta
+++
i wont be truly happy till
th ****in greenies are complainin
oh great
now we're ****in two planets
+++
?
'oh yeah'
+++
<<<smile >>>
+++
drop u ****s on th first one we find
kinda how we settled
australia
yr ****in scum
+++
pink floyd
'pigs'(three different ones)
+++
**** that'd be fun
round up a thousand
dole bludging hippies and
ship to em another planet as
undesirables
+++
i hope we get to use cattle prods
i'll make em productive
+++
fly be free
"jennifer"
"u have to land th spaceship first"
"ya cant just kick em out of th lock at twenty feet"
+++
at least it's over a swamp
+++
"it's th half moon isnt it"
+++
<<<smile >>>
+++
we'll never get
for real space travel
till we convince our lords and masters
the women
that they'll look better in free fall
+++
dont sell them th
resource boom and
riches for all humanity line
+++
make em stand in th mirror
take their tops off and
stare at their titties
+++
cause they'll bounce back
+++
wot would i know
****wit half of a
witchdoctor
+++
how is equality
possible when
one party has
100% control
of
a huge slice of yr
relationship
+++
if she has
100% control
of our sexual relationship
where's my
equality
+++
wot's weighed against that
she who must be obeyed
or she wont **** me
+++
burned yr bras
jumped up and down and
yr **** got saggy so ya
bought new ones
painted yr
highlighted sexual signals back on yr face and
sprayed some
female
flower
pheremones under yr armpits
and
dressed provocatively enough ya
are way more sexier than ya are
naked
+++
jump up and down
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no07'
+++
cheer up
i might not actually be
st paul
at all
+++
well i couldnt be
i'm jennifer
+++
nirvana
'oh me'
+++
sorry
i just figured it out
my copy of
"the society for cutting up men"
went in th rubbish today
off th face of my shovel
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**** you bitch
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i wonder if she'd take on a male
who had sore nuts for
thirty three years
specially one as
lethal as i am
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be liek that guy at th fire
th other week
when i arroved with two redheads and
i was dr death
th witchdoctor comin to visit
family
and
told im
yeah man i am the devil
dont tell anybody ok
he thought he was tough
for about a millisecond
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?
'TO90'
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there's an emergency in progress -lyric
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4 non blondes
'what's goin on'
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downloaded this very song for
one of th two stacked redheads i had with me
hi kuta lady
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jeez he **** bricks
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asked for a repeat and
**** bricks a second time
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meet my male personality
all 33 yrs of these sore nuts
is in that low growly voice
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for all that
i arrived at th party as
dr death at
three Am
out in hippy country and
coldest ****in night in th year
"fitting"
half th party cuddled me hello
+++
and left before th
first rays of dawn
crept into our
outback
star vista
we were partying under
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grinspoon
'chemical heart'
+++
i cannot tell a lie computer
we were very stoned
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later
..
..
..
i ejaculate
therefore i am
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"the land surfer"
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p.s.
flight sim 95
'GEARUP'