Pheonix791989
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I know Rob's jewish and all but this is an idea from rav. its a one shot story so here it is
Rob sighed as he hauled all the bags to the car. He and Rav were happily married together with a 16yr old daughter that was addopted and was ten years younger then the couple. They were about to go to west virgina for a christmas vacation in the mountains.
"Come on Rav, Mel, we need to get moving its almost lunch time!"
He shouted. Two women ran out of the house.
"Well if you wouldnt have slept till lunch, dear, we would have been able to get out faster."
Rav said as their daughter climbed up in the SUV. She noisily started to play her PSP.
"oi"
Rob muttered as he got into the car. RAv slipped in the front seat beside him.
"Hun, just breathe and relax, I'm sure that Chester and Mike are late as well. "
Rav said as she lovingly patted him on the shoulder. (and now they live on the east coast so humor me)
"Alright alright."
Rav smiled at Rob as he pulled out of the driveway. Mel sat in the back seat with her Totoro doll playing a japanese game that mike had given her for her birthday.
"Mel, can you please turn that down? youre distracting your father."
Rav said. Mel made a face as she turned the volume down. They had just barely turned onto the highway before mel's eyes went wide.
"Dad, I have to go."
"No you dont."
Rob said irritatedly as he moved over a lane.
"Yeah I do. You didnt give me a chance to go back at the house!"
Mel whined. Rob gave an exasperated growl as he tossed a trevel cup back at mel.
"Go in that."
"Girls can't Pee in cups."
Rav said sternly. Rob gave a sigh and pulled in at the next rest stop. Mel ran out and used the port-o-potty. once they were all back in the car, Rob continued to drive. they had been driving for three hours.
"Rob, hun, I think you missed the turn."
"No i didnt."
"Dad! I'm hungry!!"
Rob gritted his teeth together.
"Dont make me turn this car around!"
He said as he took his hat off and tossed it in the back seat.
"mom, dad hit me with his hat."
Rav chuckeled as she picked up the hat from the back seat.
"Mom, I think dad's lost."
"Maybe we should just ask for directions."
"No we have a map."
Rob said as he changed traffic lanes. It had started to snow.
"What is it with women and asking for directions?!"
"What is it with men and their maps?!?"
They both said exasperatedly at the same time.
"Dad,"
"What?!"
"were here."
Rob ran an exasperated hand over his face and sighed.
Rob sighed as he hauled all the bags to the car. He and Rav were happily married together with a 16yr old daughter that was addopted and was ten years younger then the couple. They were about to go to west virgina for a christmas vacation in the mountains.
"Come on Rav, Mel, we need to get moving its almost lunch time!"
He shouted. Two women ran out of the house.
"Well if you wouldnt have slept till lunch, dear, we would have been able to get out faster."
Rav said as their daughter climbed up in the SUV. She noisily started to play her PSP.
"oi"
Rob muttered as he got into the car. RAv slipped in the front seat beside him.
"Hun, just breathe and relax, I'm sure that Chester and Mike are late as well. "
Rav said as she lovingly patted him on the shoulder. (and now they live on the east coast so humor me)
"Alright alright."
Rav smiled at Rob as he pulled out of the driveway. Mel sat in the back seat with her Totoro doll playing a japanese game that mike had given her for her birthday.
"Mel, can you please turn that down? youre distracting your father."
Rav said. Mel made a face as she turned the volume down. They had just barely turned onto the highway before mel's eyes went wide.
"Dad, I have to go."
"No you dont."
Rob said irritatedly as he moved over a lane.
"Yeah I do. You didnt give me a chance to go back at the house!"
Mel whined. Rob gave an exasperated growl as he tossed a trevel cup back at mel.
"Go in that."
"Girls can't Pee in cups."
Rav said sternly. Rob gave a sigh and pulled in at the next rest stop. Mel ran out and used the port-o-potty. once they were all back in the car, Rob continued to drive. they had been driving for three hours.
"Rob, hun, I think you missed the turn."
"No i didnt."
"Dad! I'm hungry!!"
Rob gritted his teeth together.
"Dont make me turn this car around!"
He said as he took his hat off and tossed it in the back seat.
"mom, dad hit me with his hat."
Rav chuckeled as she picked up the hat from the back seat.
"Mom, I think dad's lost."
"Maybe we should just ask for directions."
"No we have a map."
Rob said as he changed traffic lanes. It had started to snow.
"What is it with women and asking for directions?!"
"What is it with men and their maps?!?"
They both said exasperatedly at the same time.
"Dad,"
"What?!"
"were here."
Rob ran an exasperated hand over his face and sighed.
) No seriously... *laughs*