SATAN IS A LOT NICER THAN THE COLD-HEARTED BASTARD CHRISTIAN GOD

Shall we compare body counts in the bible?

Let's see, the loving, caring christian god character drowned the whole

world, killed the firstborn of Egypt as well as its army after a devastating

series of plagues, ordered and personally participated in the slaughter of

countless individuals during a genocidal rampage of his chosen people,

fathered a

son specifically to be killed, and personally tortured a poor slob named

Job on a bet, and don't forget about demanding that Abraham MURDER his only

son.

The dreaded satan character did... Uhh... I don't know. I suppose he might

have killed someone at some point, but I'm not sure.

The satan character is a sweetheart compared to the evil monster

COLD-HEARTED BASTARD character called the christian god.

On 25 Jan, 14:11, Scott H <zinites_p...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Jan 24, 7:10

On 25 Jan, 16:50, Scott H <zinites_p...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Jan 25, 9:26

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:26:58 -0800 (PST), Harold Saxon

<saxon.harold@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>As I have been told in my Christian upbringing, Satan is another name

>for Lucifer, and this fellow was one of the highest of the high in the

>ranks of the angels in Heaven.

The Origin Of Evil (or "I Love Lucifer")

by

Ezekiel J. Krahlin (Jehovah's Queer Witness)

Once upon a time--long long before Adam & Steve were created--Jehovah

realized that the universe could never be complete without something

called "evil". He tried to explain this to the Host of Angels (his

only companions at that early time; though numbering in the hundreds),

but they were all confused and aghast at this shocking concept. All

that is, but one: Lucifer. When the Big Cheese saw that only Little

Lucy was not aghast (but simply confused) he called him into his inner

chamber, where they could be alone. (Archangel Gaybriel served them

each a pot of lavender tea before departing behind the curtains.)

"Hey Little Buddy," declares the Good Master, "why aren't you also

shocked by my proclamation?" To which Lucky replies: "My Father, of

course I am confused, but I'd never be judging you. After all, you're

our Creator...so even if I don't comprehend one of your decisions, I

still trust you. I could never conceive of you ever doing any

wrong...even though this is the FIRST TIME I have become perplexed by

anything you've ever said or done."

Jehovah contemplatively sips his tea, then leans forward. "You don't

really grasp what evil is all about, do you?"

"Of course not." shrugs Lucifer, "This is the first time I've ever

heard of such a thing. And it does what, you say? Distorts truth and

makes intelligent beings feel bad, and do wrong?"

"Why don't I give you a visual?" resolves YHVH, who then projects a

holographic scene that hovers between the two.

Therein, Lucifer witnesses the awesome advent of evil upon a newly

created species called "man". Wherein Lucifer weeps for the first

time, some sparkly tears dropping into the teacup (which by the way is

the primal origin of the Holy Grail). Lucy dries his eyes with the hem

of his sleeve, and exclaims, "Oh, my father, what terrible betrayal.

How could you wish such forces unleashed in any universe? But I can

only trust your decisions, and offer to serve you in this outcome, as

best I can. For as much as I abhor this new energy entering the

cosmos, that you call 'evil'...I also understand that it is a

necessary process in spritual evolution towards perfection. That

without any evil in this world, humans would never be challenged to

become the true hero that dwells within each and every soul." Lucifer

then takes a deep breath and sets down his cup. "Okay, Dad. How can I

help you in this terrible mission?"

So with great sorrow and pride, Jehovah requests that Lucifer play the

role of Master of Evil. This time around, Lucy is indeed terribly

shocked, and lowers his head in shame and sorrow for some moments;

then looks up and into the eyes of His Father, to say: "I will do

this, only because if I didn't, you'd be alone to carry this out. I

wish to relieve your burdens as much as possible. For I do love you

much!"

Jehovah took him up into his strong arms. "You are the only one of my

angels who has never lacked in any way, complete faith in my plans.

For that, I make you The Devil Himself, that you may tempt man to go

astray. And in so tempting, each is offered the chance to resist

temptation, and become a hero in overthrowing your seductions. You

will be vilified, scapegoated, and ultimately despised by all but a

few wise folks. Indeed, not until the end of this First Cycle of

Creation, will the wrongs against you be righted, and will you be

celebrated as My Most Beloved First Born."

Having agreed to be partners in this Great Mission, Lucifer calls

together a meeting of all the angels, and presents his case: to usurp

the Creator and run the show ourselves. He is very persuasive, thanks

to a gilded tongue, and manages to convince a third of the angelic

host. War breaks out. So Lucifer dutifully plays out his incredible

roles through history, including one of his "time out" past lives,

where he is willfully sacrificed on a cross, to reaffirm his total

devotion to One who asked of him this awesome responsibility. For with

every seduction, Lucky always prays in his heart that you won't be

tempted.

MORAL OF THIS TALE

Evil is a necessary evil.

And if you really love your enemy, then one must also find

a way to love, and forgive, the Ultimate Enemy.

--finis

You may read the ILLUSTRATED version of this tale here:

http://www.gay-bible.org/write/2_evil.htm

--------------------------------------------------------------

Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this

writing free of charge (including translation into any

language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom,

and that it remain intact and complete, including title and

credit to the original author.

Ezekiel J. Krahlin

http://www.gay-bible.org

--------------------------------------------------------------

--

Zeke Krahlin

http://www.gay-bible.org

On 25 Jan, 21:23, chief_thracia...@SPAMyahoo.com (Chief Thracian)

wrote:

> On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:26:58 -0800 (PST), Harold Saxon

>

> <saxon.har...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> >As I have been told in my Christian upbringing, Satan is another name

> >for Lucifer, and this fellow was one of the highest of the high in the

> >ranks of the angels in Heaven.

>

> The Origin Of Evil (or "I Love Lucifer")

> by

> Ezekiel J. Krahlin (Jehovah's Queer Witness)

>

> Once upon a time--long long before Adam & Steve were created--Jehovah

> realized that the universe could never be complete without something

> called "evil". He tried to explain this to the Host of Angels (his

> only companions at that early time; though numbering in the hundreds),

> but they were all confused and aghast at this shocking concept. All

> that is, but one: Lucifer. When the Big Cheese saw that only Little

> Lucy was not aghast (but simply confused) he called him into his inner

> chamber, where they could be alone. (Archangel Gaybriel served them

> each a pot of lavender tea before departing behind the curtains.)

>

> "Hey Little Buddy," declares the Good Master, "why aren't you also

> shocked by my proclamation?" To which Lucky replies: "My Father, of

> course I am confused, but I'd never be judging you. After all, you're

> our Creator...so even if I don't comprehend one of your decisions, I

> still trust you. I could never conceive of you ever doing any

> wrong...even though this is the FIRST TIME I have become perplexed by

> anything you've ever said or done."

>

> Jehovah contemplatively sips his tea, then leans forward. "You don't

> really grasp what evil is all about, do you?"

>

> "Of course not." shrugs Lucifer, "This is the first time I've ever

> heard of such a thing. And it does what, you say? Distorts truth and

> makes intelligent beings feel bad, and do wrong?"

>

> "Why don't I give you a visual?" resolves YHVH, who then projects a

> holographic scene that hovers between the two.

>

> Therein, Lucifer witnesses the awesome advent of evil upon a newly

> created species called "man". Wherein Lucifer weeps for the first

> time, some sparkly tears dropping into the teacup (which by the way is

> the primal origin of the Holy Grail). Lucy dries his eyes with the hem

> of his sleeve, and exclaims, "Oh, my father, what terrible betrayal.

> How could you wish such forces unleashed in any universe? But I can

> only trust your decisions, and offer to serve you in this outcome, as

> best I can. For as much as I abhor this new energy entering the

> cosmos, that you call 'evil'...I also understand that it is a

> necessary process in spritual evolution towards perfection. That

> without any evil in this world, humans would never be challenged to

> become the true hero that dwells within each and every soul." Lucifer

> then takes a deep breath and sets down his cup. "Okay, Dad. How can I

> help you in this terrible mission?"

>

> So with great sorrow and pride, Jehovah requests that Lucifer play the

> role of Master of Evil. This time around, Lucy is indeed terribly

> shocked, and lowers his head in shame and sorrow for some moments;

> then looks up and into the eyes of His Father, to say: "I will do

> this, only because if I didn't, you'd be alone to carry this out. I

> wish to relieve your burdens as much as possible. For I do love you

> much!"

>

> Jehovah took him up into his strong arms. "You are the only one of my

> angels who has never lacked in any way, complete faith in my plans.

> For that, I make you The Devil Himself, that you may tempt man to go

> astray. And in so tempting, each is offered the chance to resist

> temptation, and become a hero in overthrowing your seductions. You

> will be vilified, scapegoated, and ultimately despised by all but a

> few wise folks. Indeed, not until the end of this First Cycle of

> Creation, will the wrongs against you be righted, and will you be

> celebrated as My Most Beloved First Born."

>

> Having agreed to be partners in this Great Mission, Lucifer calls

> together a meeting of all the angels, and presents his case: to usurp

> the Creator and run the show ourselves. He is very persuasive, thanks

> to a gilded tongue, and manages to convince a third of the angelic

> host. War breaks out. So Lucifer dutifully plays out his incredible

> roles through history, including one of his "time out" past lives,

> where he is willfully sacrificed on a cross, to reaffirm his total

> devotion to One who asked of him this awesome responsibility. For with

> every seduction, Lucky always prays in his heart that you won't be

> tempted.

>

> MORAL OF THIS TALE

>

> Evil is a necessary evil.

>

> And if you really love your enemy, then one must also find

> a way to love, and forgive, the Ultimate Enemy.

An interesting angle to say the least, well done in presenting this

rather Alice down the rabbithole view of things.

>

> --finis

>

> You may read the ILLUSTRATED version of this tale here:

>

> http://www.gay-bible.org/write/2_evil.htm

>

> --------------------------------------------------------------

> Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this

> writing free of charge (including translation into any

> language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom,

> and that it remain intact and complete, including title and

> credit to the original author.

>

> Ezekiel J. Krahlinhttp://www.gay-bible.org

> --------------------------------------------------------------

>

> --

> Zeke Krahlinhttp://www.gay-bible.org

On 25 Jan, 00:10, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>

wrote:

> Shall we compare body counts in the bible?

>

>